KING
08-09-06, 15:36
A Good one.
KING
From CALIFORNIA:
I can wear sandals all year long
I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
I know 65 mph really means 100
When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont mess around on the road
The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
My governor can beatup your governor
I can go out at midnight
You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you.
The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*******
******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
From TEXAS:
where EVERYTHING is BIGGER and BETTER
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!
I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick
out.
You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone,
saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy"
and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous
You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes
like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans
Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
I'm smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big truck, then I give them the finger and tell them
to go back to california.
The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.
Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States... yours isn't even eligible.
You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
We know how to get down at bonfire parties.
Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from,
you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're
watching too much tv.
We accept people all over the world based on the fact that they are from the same state.
Yeah, you'll definitely get looked funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty
boys, and its not greek, its french.
Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
All the tv shows get filmed there...but we know how to make damn good movies without million dollar
budgets. Ever seen Dazed and Confused?
Where does your favorite poker game from? Texas Hold'em Baby
You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State...
AND Texas is the only state that can legally fly its flag side by side with the U.S. flag at the same
height. Trust me, we do.
Who cares that you have more representation. We have our own law.
We're the biggest State inside the US
Our state capitol building is taller than the capitol in DC
Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? Plus we have WHATABURGER (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas?)
Shiner Bock, Shiner, TX
You guys have the best athletes huh?... Two words...
Lance Armstrong Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5
Olympic Gold metals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas, Tx)
In Texas, football means football, not soccer.
90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.
reggie bush may have won the heismann, but vince young won the rose bowl. enough said.
Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha
When outside the US and asked where you are from you would reply, "the United States." A Texan would say, "Texas."
And as the Great Sam Houston once said "Texas could survive without the United States, but the United States could not survive without TEXAS!"
BOO AND YEAHHH!!!!!
KING
From CALIFORNIA:
I can wear sandals all year long
I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!
I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
I know 65 mph really means 100
When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont mess around on the road
The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
My governor can beatup your governor
I can go out at midnight
You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!
I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you.
The best athletes come from here
*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*******
******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
From TEXAS:
where EVERYTHING is BIGGER and BETTER
Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!
I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick
out.
You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?
You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone,
saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy"
and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous
You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes
like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?
Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans
Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
I'm smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.
When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big truck, then I give them the finger and tell them
to go back to california.
The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.
Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States... yours isn't even eligible.
You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.
We know how to get down at bonfire parties.
Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from,
you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're
watching too much tv.
We accept people all over the world based on the fact that they are from the same state.
Yeah, you'll definitely get looked funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty
boys, and its not greek, its french.
Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
All the tv shows get filmed there...but we know how to make damn good movies without million dollar
budgets. Ever seen Dazed and Confused?
Where does your favorite poker game from? Texas Hold'em Baby
You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State...
AND Texas is the only state that can legally fly its flag side by side with the U.S. flag at the same
height. Trust me, we do.
Who cares that you have more representation. We have our own law.
We're the biggest State inside the US
Our state capitol building is taller than the capitol in DC
Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? Plus we have WHATABURGER (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas?)
Shiner Bock, Shiner, TX
You guys have the best athletes huh?... Two words...
Lance Armstrong Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5
Olympic Gold metals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas, Tx)
In Texas, football means football, not soccer.
90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.
reggie bush may have won the heismann, but vince young won the rose bowl. enough said.
Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha
When outside the US and asked where you are from you would reply, "the United States." A Texan would say, "Texas."
And as the Great Sam Houston once said "Texas could survive without the United States, but the United States could not survive without TEXAS!"
BOO AND YEAHHH!!!!!