Two Things I Never Thought I’d See

[soldiersystems]

I posted this at Soldier Systems daily a couple of weeks ago after a visit to the Marine Corps Exchange where they had one of the "Pistol Bayonets" on the rack. So I wrote an article of goofy gun accessories. One of the Mods here thought you might find it enertaining. The odd thing is that a major defense blog picked it up as a serious piece. If you guys have any more gems like these, post them up.

http://soldiersystems.net/2009/07/21/two-things-i-never-thought-id-see/

Although they share a name, one is a modern take on an old idea and the other is well, just plain different.

http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/pistol_bayonet.jpg

The Pistol Bayonet from LaserLyte in conjunction with Ka-Bar knives evokes memories of childhood visits to museums featuring such oddities as muzzle loading pistols festooned with saber-style blades under the barrel. Pistols have been sporting rails for quite awhile now so I guess it was really only a matter of time before someone attached a blade. The 2.75 inch blade fits on medium to large pistols with rails and slides on and off with the press of two buttons. It features a Black Teflon coated carbon steel blade and comes with polymer sheath.

http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dat_2.jpg

Delta Assault Technologies, Inc. has introduced the Delta Bayonnette. Attach to the business end of a long arm, this non-lethal device stuns with 500,000 volts of electricity (you have to enunciate each syllable of that word when you are talking 500,000 volts). Consisting of a foregrip that attaches to any Picatinny/Weaver style rail and a DAT stun muzzle brake, it is designed to fit primarily M4-style weapons. Yes, those probes sticking off the end of the muzzle brake are the shock barbs. Please note: The product may not be legal in all localities.

[soldiersystems]

Here's another one for the "WTF?" file:

Some of you may remember the Darth Vaderesque helmet worn by troops in Saddam’s “elite” Fedayeen forces. Apparently manufactured from fiber glass it saw only limited issue. Perhaps the idea behind the helmet was to make the enemy pause to say, “WTF?” giving the wearer enough time to run away. A badge with the words “The Lord, The Homeland, The Leader” was affixed to the side of the helmet. They bring top dollar in the collector’s market.


http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/iraqi_helmet.jpg

[RAM Engineer]

Regarding the Dark Helmet, it's amazing the things that other nations' armed forces do that THEY think is intimidating, but when we see it, it comes across as buffoonish.

[The_War_Wagon]

Helmet needs a red LED that 'travels' horizontally back & forth across it. Like this! :D

http://www.yourprops.com/norm-421b86166021f-Battlestar+Galactica+(1978).jpeg

[Outlander Systems]

Eric:

My personal favourite -

http://www.fab-defense.com/images/big-details/uta-19.jpg

http://www.makosecurity.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/UTA4.jpg

http://www.fab-defense.com/en/weapon-m16-m4-ar15/id-50/univeral-tactical-attachment-for-glock-19.html

Mounts a Glock 19 pistol underneath any long firearm (assault rifle, shotgun or SMG) for a unified, tactically-enhanced, dual weapon system

Glock pistol doubles as backup weapon and

forward grip

Suitable for left-handed or right-handed shooters

Attaches to a standard Picatinny rail

Requires only minor modification to the pistol: Glock charging handle mount replaces Glock slide cover plate. Charging handle allows handgun to be charged while mounted underneath long gun.

Cutting edge ergonomic design

Durable&lightweight

Quick connecting user installed

Ensures your backup weapon is kept readily available at all times

:rolleyes:

[soldiersystems]

ok, so now someone needs to mount a Glock with a bayonet on a carbine equipped with a stun gun and we can lock this thread.

[Irish]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/7981/gundisplayutinselsfs.jpg

[sl4mdaddy]

ok, so now someone needs to mount a Glock with a bayonet on a carbine equipped with a stun gun and we can lock this thread.

Haven't tried it yet:

http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/

[Thomas M-4]

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/7981/gundisplayutinselsfs.jpg

That would keep every one civilized at the dinner table.:D

[chadbag]

I posted this at Soldier Systems daily a couple of weeks ago after a visit to the Marine Corps Exchange where they had one of the "Pistol Bayonets" on the rack. So I wrote an article of goofy gun accessories. One of the Mods here thought you might find it enertaining. The odd thing is that a major defense blog picked it up as a serious piece. If you guys have any more gems like these, post them up.

http://soldiersystems.net/2009/07/21/two-things-i-never-thought-id-see/

Although they share a name, one is a modern take on an old idea and the other is well, just plain different.

http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/pistol_bayonet.jpg

The Pistol Bayonet from LaserLyte in conjunction with Ka-Bar knives evokes memories of childhood visits to museums featuring such oddities as muzzle loading pistols festooned with saber-style blades under the barrel. Pistols have been sporting rails for quite awhile now so I guess it was really only a matter of time before someone attached a blade. The 2.75 inch blade fits on medium to large pistols with rails and slides on and off with the press of two buttons. It features a Black Teflon coated carbon steel blade and comes with polymer sheath.




Funny thing about this is I saw this advertised in a gun magazine in the "New Products" section. Why anyone thought this should be not laughed out of the joint is beyond me.

[Strike-Hold]

http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.html

No doubt, that's what led to this monstrosity being actually built (I hope I won't be immediately banned for eternity for posting a picture of an airsoft gun):

http://www.airsoft-war4.com/photos//200309123916.jpg

[Outlander Systems]

Strike:

You should have NEVER shown me that pimp site...

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/2176/pimpg.jpg

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9151/pimpdeuce.jpg

:eek:

[Strike-Hold]

Oh dear, Frankenstein has escaped...

[soldiersystems]

I present...the Chainsaw Bayonet

http://soldiersystems.net/2009/08/17/chainsaw-bayonet/

[StrikeFace]

Chainsaw bayonet: Great for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

[usmcvet]

As soon as Safariland starts making a ALS holster I'm carrying my Glock 22 with the Kabar, who needs an X300 when you can have a bayonet!:D

[BAC]

http://www.airsoft-war4.com/photos//200309123916.jpg

What the hell? The rear sight can't even see over the optic mount...


-B

[kal]

Look at what you made me do.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3180/4032689953_15fb4e05d9_o.jpg

[rubberneck]

I present...the Chainsaw Bayonet

http://soldiersystems.net/2009/08/17/chainsaw-bayonet/


He stole that idea from Gears of War.:D

[UrbanRunner]

Had to give the pimpmygun site a try:

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/UrbanRunner/Additional/M4image.jpg

[Spade]

The pimpmygun site is now my favorite way to kill time

[Klear Above]

I can see a show in the future "Pimp My Gun".....:rolleyes:

[jwfuhrman]

I present...the Chainsaw Bayonet

http://soldiersystems.net/2009/08/17/chainsaw-bayonet/



Someone plays a little bit to much Gears of War..... but thats still freaking badass!

[JeffWard]

The pimpmygun site is now my favorite way to kill time

I just made my real gun... LOL Close anyway.

JW

[DevilPhrog]

Just joined and happened upon this thread, so I had to give it a try.3638

[Klear Above]

The inverted grenade launcher may actually catch on.

[rob_s]

The inverted grenade launcher may actually catch on.

Especially since it blocks the sights and optic that nobody is likely to be using anyway. ;)

[mattjmcd]

Eric:

My personal favourite -

http://www.fab-defense.com/images/big-details/uta-19.jpg

http://www.makosecurity.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/UTA4.jpg

http://www.fab-defense.com/en/weapon-m16-m4-ar15/id-50/univeral-tactical-attachment-for-glock-19.html

Mounts a Glock 19 pistol underneath any long firearm (assault rifle, shotgun or SMG) for a unified, tactically-enhanced, dual weapon system

Glock pistol doubles as backup weapon and

forward grip

Suitable for left-handed or right-handed shooters

Attaches to a standard Picatinny rail

Requires only minor modification to the pistol: Glock charging handle mount replaces Glock slide cover plate. Charging handle allows handgun to be charged while mounted underneath long gun.

Cutting edge ergonomic design

Durable&lightweight

Quick connecting user installed

Ensures your backup weapon is kept readily available at all times

:rolleyes:

My side hurts I laughed so hard!

[C45P312]

I posted this at Soldier Systems daily a couple of weeks ago after a visit to the Marine Corps Exchange where they had one of the "Pistol Bayonets" on the rack. So I wrote an article of goofy gun accessories. One of the Mods here thought you might find it enertaining. The odd thing is that a major defense blog picked it up as a serious piece. If you guys have any more gems like these, post them up.

http://soldiersystems.net/2009/07/21/two-things-i-never-thought-id-see/

Although they share a name, one is a modern take on an old idea and the other is well, just plain different.

http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/pistol_bayonet.jpg

The Pistol Bayonet from LaserLyte in conjunction with Ka-Bar knives evokes memories of childhood visits to museums featuring such oddities as muzzle loading pistols festooned with saber-style blades under the barrel. Pistols have been sporting rails for quite awhile now so I guess it was really only a matter of time before someone attached a blade. The 2.75 inch blade fits on medium to large pistols with rails and slides on and off with the press of two buttons. It features a Black Teflon coated carbon steel blade and comes with polymer sheath.

What's even funnier is that I had 20 of those for sale in my glass case and they are all gone within the month! I kept on getting from customers, "Hey, at least it's a Ka-Bar!"

I assume you went by Camp Allen MCX in Norfolk? I manage the Camp Allen Weapons Range that is tied in with that MCX. Stop by in sometime and introduce yourself. It's nice to meet like minded individuals.

-Carlo

[loupav]

My side hurts I laughed so hard!

I was actually wondering when someone was going to invent something like that.

:rolleyes:

[welchtactical]

I saw a guy at a local gun shop attaching a Glock 19 to the bottom rail of a M4gery the other day with some kind of rail that attached to the light rail on the Glock. I said "You might not wanna do that." He gave me a dirty look. "I said arent you adding a stock to that handgun?" He just looked at me for a second and started unhooking it.:confused:

[Klear Above]

Sounds like a good time in the Federal Pen.

[VooDoo6Actual]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e225/teehee321/LabradorandTiger.jpg

[soldiersystems]

What's even funnier is that I had 20 of those for sale in my glass case and they are all gone within the month! I kept on getting from customers, "Hey, at least it's a Ka-Bar!"

I assume you went by Camp Allen MCX in Norfolk? I manage the Camp Allen Weapons Range that is tied in with that MCX. Stop by in sometime and introduce yourself. It's nice to meet like minded individuals.

-Carlo
I was just at the MCX on Tuesday. I will be sure to stop down.

[VooDoo6Actual]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e225/teehee321/FREAK1.jpg

[usmcvet]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e225/teehee321/FREAK1.jpg

Looks good. I think he should consider going with an A1 pencil thin barrel to save a little weight.

[VooDoo6Actual]

check, good point.

[Greg Bell]

That helmet on the first page probably seems more menacing when the owner is raping your wife or shooting your brother.

[Outlander Systems]

http://s5.tinypic.com/23uq7gj.jpg

[GMZ]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e225/teehee321/FREAK1.jpg

That looks like a NF! Maybe if he would index his A2 FH properly it might be an effective combat implement.

[/SARCASM]

[usmcvet]

Ahh good eye! Could it be for blinding the enemy immediately to your left!

[C45P312]

hahahhahaha

Can't find anymore info on this Glock 17 redi-mag type of attachment

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i170/tdi520/100_6088.jpg

[usmcvet]

AOW or SBR???

[mr_smiles]

AOW or SBR???

AOW most likely, no stock.

[usmcvet]

Roger That, looks I will take two G18's while were @ it!

[Outlander Systems]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/sheepdip/GUN/SAA-T005x800ps.jpg?t=1253239941

[Pathfinder Ops]

Ok so I found this... It's a "ring gun."

[SouthWolfGA]

Ok so I found this... It's a "ring gun."

Oof, I bet that would hurt to fire.

[Pathfinder Ops]

Oof, I bet that would hurt to fire.

That was my first thought too... My second was... that's pretty cool though.

LOL

[Dravur]

Ok, I need Eye Bleach. and mind bleach to get rid of the memories.

[PriestFoxley]

about the glock forend for M4s...

I actually saw something like that that sort of made sense. It was a mount for an ingram machine pistol that was supposed to attach to stand-alone grenade launchers, like that six barreled thing.


I was also thinking of another silly variant that attached a shotgun to the underside of a six shot grenade launcher. I saw it in that new Army of Two video game.

[Safetyhit]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/sheepdip/GUN/SAA-T005x800ps.jpg?t=1253239941



Who needs Trijicon and Surefire when one has this type of ingenuity at their disposal?

[CGSteve]

In regards to the helmet, there was actually a helmet fielded for our turret gunners that looked really odd and "menacing". IIRC, it was a large green helmet with a brown visor or some such.

I want to say it wasn't mass fielded but I'm not savvy on the progression of the types of uniforms, and field gear our military uses. They brought the helmet to us at the same time they made our gunners wear what we called "gorilla suits". It was a package consisting of kevlar sleeves that the helmet was to complete. Nobody wore the special helmet, opting to just wear the standard issue one.

Anybody know what I'm talking about?

[tobasco]

LOL!!! wtf on a lot of these pics

[SteveL]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/22/sideways_gun_sight.jpg

[Casper507]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/22/sideways_gun_sight.jpg

Actually there was a guy that was making machine pistols with sights like this. the frame had a strip of metal that rose over the left side of the slide to attach a large rubber grip for your left hand. The right hand was horizontal, left vertical holding rubber fingergrooved grip. Adjustable sights with solid rib on right side of slide. A full auto Browning High Power could place all it's rounds (20 round magazine) on an eight inch plate at 25 yards. recoil was absorbed through arms into shoulders and gun didn't rise because axis was centered between hands and all then energy went straight back. He also had a smalle cheap 25 auto that was converted with a custom long singlestack magazine.

[556mp]

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e225/teehee321/LabradorandTiger.jpg
Thanks HOPLOETHOS. Its 11pm, my house was dead silent, and I saw that: started laughing hysterically. My family members now think I'm crazy.. :sarcastic:

[mtdawg169]

Had to try it....

[darkcharisma]

wow im amazed with that 1911 16inch barrel decoration. where did you guys find all these things? i saw the pistol bayonet a while back and i thought to myself. if i can do it, i'd mount a long thick 16 inch blade onto a 410/45 revolver or .44 magnum. so that everytime you slice and dice you can inflict some serious damage. sort like in the game Final fantasy 8 weaponry. im better off just holding my knife in the left hand while pistol in the right. its a pity useless piece of crap design that people come up with...that will happen when they ran out of things to do

[usmcvet]

They are mostly useless that is the point it is supposed to be funny.

wow im amazed with that 1911 16inch barrel decoration. where did you guys find all these things? i saw the pistol bayonet a while back and i thought to myself. if i can do it, i'd mount a long thick 16 inch blade onto a 410/45 revolver or .44 magnum. so that everytime you slice and dice you can inflict some serious damage. sort like in the game Final fantasy 8 weaponry. im better off just holding my knife in the left hand while pistol in the right. its a pity useless piece of crap design that people come up with...that will happen when they ran out of things to do

[LowSpeed_HighDrag]

I ahways carrie it wit me so no wun can get mah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txeGZoBW7vY

[Militant83]

I posted this at Soldier Systems daily a couple of weeks ago after a visit to the Marine Corps Exchange where they had one of the "Pistol Bayonets" on the rack. So I wrote an article of goofy gun accessories. One of the Mods here thought you might find it enertaining. The odd thing is that a major defense blog picked it up as a serious piece. If you guys have any more gems like these, post them up.

http://soldiersystems.net/2009/07/21/two-things-i-never-thought-id-see/

Although they share a name, one is a modern take on an old idea and the other is well, just plain different.

http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/pistol_bayonet.jpg

The Pistol Bayonet from LaserLyte in conjunction with Ka-Bar knives evokes memories of childhood visits to museums featuring such oddities as muzzle loading pistols festooned with saber-style blades under the barrel. Pistols have been sporting rails for quite awhile now so I guess it was really only a matter of time before someone attached a blade. The 2.75 inch blade fits on medium to large pistols with rails and slides on and off with the press of two buttons. It features a Black Teflon coated carbon steel blade and comes with polymer sheath.

http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dat_2.jpg

Delta Assault Technologies, Inc. has introduced the Delta Bayonnette. Attach to the business end of a long arm, this non-lethal device stuns with 500,000 volts of electricity (you have to enunciate each syllable of that word when you are talking 500,000 volts). Consisting of a foregrip that attaches to any Picatinny/Weaver style rail and a DAT stun muzzle brake, it is designed to fit primarily M4-style weapons. Yes, those probes sticking off the end of the muzzle brake are the shock barbs. Please note: The product may not be legal in all localities.

I had just seen this pistol bayonete in a gun mag here recently. Its crazy the things they are coming up with... And you know there are people put there rocking these.

[w.kyser]

I ahways carrie it wit me so no wun can get mah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txeGZoBW7vY

After watching this all I can say is WOW:sarcastic:
That and I thought I had too much time on my hands.

[Heavy Metal]

http://www.makosecurity.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/UTA4.jpg

There is just something so damn Elvis about that pose!

[Magic_Salad0892]

I love the pimp my gun site. HA.

[Rezarf2]

http://www.makosecurity.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/UTA4.jpg

There is just something so damn Elvis about that pose!

It is those pigeon toe'd feet...

http://www.displaystatues.com/images/elvis2149.jpg

[polydeuces]

Here's one for ya...
Came up with this the other day actually, figured this would be the right place to show off....
(Will post range rapport sometime tomorrow or so.....:haha:.....no really, going to have to try this one out)

[rero360]

http://www.makosecurity.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/UTA4.jpg

There is just something so damn Elvis about that pose!

The only reasoning I can think behind this is so you can make fast follow-up shots with your long gun if your shots fired with the pistol fail to be effective . . . umm . . . never mind.

That logic (as weak as it is) only works if the long gun is chambered in something more potent than your pistol. :suicide:

[CLHC]

http://www.airsoft-war4.com/photos//200309123916.jpg

The "spike" as depicted on the pistol reminds me of the Strike Gun (w/Skull Crusher) as written by Mark Lonsdale some years ago in a gun magazine. In fact I still have that magazine somewhere around here.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Found the link to what it looks like:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/821/coltexperimental001.jpg/

[Magic_Salad0892]

Here's one for ya...
Came up with this the other day actually, figured this would be the right place to show off....
(Will post range rapport sometime tomorrow or so.....:haha:.....no really, going to have to try this one out)

That better be a registered AOW. :p

[ApacheTactical]

Eric:

My personal favourite -

http://www.fab-defense.com/images/big-details/uta-19.jpg

http://www.makosecurity.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/UTA4.jpg

http://www.fab-defense.com/en/weapon-m16-m4-ar15/id-50/univeral-tactical-attachment-for-glock-19.html

Mounts a Glock 19 pistol underneath any long firearm (assault rifle, shotgun or SMG) for a unified, tactically-enhanced, dual weapon system

Glock pistol doubles as backup weapon and

forward grip

Suitable for left-handed or right-handed shooters

Attaches to a standard Picatinny rail

Requires only minor modification to the pistol: Glock charging handle mount replaces Glock slide cover plate. Charging handle allows handgun to be charged while mounted underneath long gun.

Cutting edge ergonomic design

Durable&lightweight

Quick connecting user installed

Ensures your backup weapon is kept readily available at all times

:rolleyes:

DUDE! I just broke my work chair laughting so hard. Thanks & Thanks

[Suwannee Tim]

I'd mock the shooter for his pigeon-toed stance but look at those arms! I ain't mocking nobody with arms like that!

[Belmont31R]

I'd mock the shooter for his pigeon-toed stance but look at those arms! I ain't mocking nobody with arms like that!





Just run around in circles and the meat head won't be able to track you due to his 15 degrees of neck movement.

[Magic_Salad0892]

Just run around in circles and the meat head won't be able to track you due to his 15 degrees of neck movement.

Lmfao. Come at me bro!

[Preliator]

Love it.

Here's another one for the "WTF?" file:

Some of you may remember the Darth Vaderesque helmet worn by troops in Saddam’s “elite” Fedayeen forces. Apparently manufactured from fiber glass it saw only limited issue. Perhaps the idea behind the helmet was to make the enemy pause to say, “WTF?” giving the wearer enough time to run away. A badge with the words “The Lord, The Homeland, The Leader” was affixed to the side of the helmet. They bring top dollar in the collector’s market.


http://soldiersystems.net/blog1/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/iraqi_helmet.jpg

[FiReBRETHa]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg



video from chainsaw bayonett
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk27sUUxZ7M

[suthrncop66]

The REALLY sad thing is.....I have one of the pistol bayonets...there I said it now I feel better.....actually I went into a friend of mines shop and he had one, guess it wouldn't sell because he gave it to me.........couldnt tell him I didn't want it..now it resides somewhere in the bottom of a box somewhere with all my other parts....one day I will probably come across it and begin to laugh hysterically all over again.

[SteveL]

The REALLY sad thing is.....I have one of the pistol bayonets...there I said it now I feel better.....actually I went into a friend of mines shop and he had one, guess it wouldn't sell because he gave it to me.........couldnt tell him I didn't want it..now it resides somewhere in the bottom of a box somewhere with all my other parts....one day I will probably come across it and begin to laugh hysterically all over again.

Sell it on ebay. I'm sure someone would pay good money for it.

[sinlessorrow]

I give you the gilboa snake from israel
http://cdn5.thefirearmsblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stacks_image_348-tfb.jpeg
http://cdn5.thefirearmsblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gilboa_snake_ar_15_rifle-tfb.jpg

[cynical]

I give you the gilboa snake from israel
http://cdn5.thefirearmsblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stacks_image_348-tfb.jpeg
http://cdn5.thefirearmsblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/gilboa_snake_ar_15_rifle-tfb.jpg

Finally! A rifle that spits hot brass in the face of righties AND lefties!

[TahoeLT]

Two lasers? Are those barrels canted to impact in different spots? Maybe they can be aimed independently! Take out two guys at once, on opposite sides of the room!