http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBdYBc0BLgQ
Pay special attention to "clue mating season"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBdYBc0BLgQ
Pay special attention to "clue mating season"
LMFAO.........................:D
That is hilarious.
That was great! :D
I like my XD. ;)
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Hahaha!
Great post! That was hilarious.
:D
Let's stir the pot. Hasn't Glock had a great, well deserved "field" reputation? I'm only saying this because I have two HK USP pistols I recently purchased and am being slowly convinced a G17 or G19 is the way to go when doing a meta study of all the evidence. And just so that I'm not a Debbie downer, thread hijacking as*****:
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said.
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." he heard a loud whisper: "**** the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher: "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're ****ed."
Suzuki said, "The Taliban! 2001"
"Only a nutsack would believe that Glocks just blow up on their own" hahaha That was awesome.
That's not the first video I've seen with that robotic voice/animation setup. Is there a text to video style application or website people are creating those with?
They listed this website at the end of the movie, http://www.xtranormal.com/Quote:
Originally Posted by Cascades236
I am too lazy to try it, but it looks like you can go there and make your own animations.
The next time two guys get into one of those idiotic internet fights, I think I'll put their posts into that scripting software and see how bad it sounds and then post the movie.
Anyone have a link to the transcripts of Sanfords emails with the chick from South America?
I sent the gf one about needing a new black rifle...
she sent one back about needing a diamond ring
TOUCHE
That is exactly the same way I became engaged. I thought it was a good trade off. Now every B-Day/Christmas I get a new gun or gun accessories, she gets jewelry.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cascades236
ROTFLMAO!!!!:D
That's too funny! "Clue mating season..." hahaahahahahahahahaha!!!
i love the end "i hope you die in a fire" classic comedy gold. or the part about "well how about i go buy 5 highpoints instead" then the guy farted? holy shit that cracked me up.
btw this one is funny too http://www.youtube.com/user/ckgdrums.../2/pz3jyUEUstE
Holy crap that was funny. Brings back memories of a teacher I had in middle school. Any time an alarm (fire alarm) went off he would flip over his table and yell "get the F*&# down." At the time I thought that was funny but later after I went to college I found out that he was a decorated Green Beret in Vietnam.Quote:
Originally Posted by tinman44
i have such a raging clue right now!
I hope i dont die in a fireQuote:
Originally Posted by jc75754
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Originally Posted by jc75754
Thank you for the post . I needed a good belly busting laugh.
So what you are really saying is, the Glock is better!?! :p
I don't know why but that had me laughing even harder than the video. I could barely breath I was laughing so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by jc75754
I guess I was just picturing that in my mind. If my high school had had a teacher like that we would have been setting off alarms a couple times a week!
"Adjust your grip angle" LOL
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This should explain.
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