Official Star Wars Episode VIII thread

**Big A** · 01-23-17, 15:58

The title for episode VIII was announced today:

**Big A** · 01-23-17, 16:02

And here's a Nerist News video w/ Jessica Chobot because of Jessica Chobot related reasons...

**Firefly** · 01-23-17, 16:19

The Last Jedi.

It has this ominous connotation.

I hope Daisy Ridley has been working out, growing her hair wild and teased, and shows up in Bikini Armor. With knee high boots. And carries a gun.

Like a white girl Ahsoka. I also hope Adam Driver has been taking viagra and hardening the F up. Instead of looking like Dave Grohl 25 years ago he better be born again hard.

And Finn better be shaved bald and wearing a bandoleer and toting a laser 249. He was too much of an oreo.

Poe Dameron is okay as is I guess.

Also I need to see more First Order gunning people down

RO set a high bar. Now it's time to go higher. Brutal campaigns. Tank battles. More Stealth X Wings. No more Maz Kanata. And that bit about Chewie being her boyfriend better have been a joke.
Save that creepy, interspecies, old people screwing crap for Star Trek.

Also we may need to see Phasma half naked. I know her actress is blonde but she needs like weird anime hair. And she needs to shoot someone in the face.

A lot of TFA sins that need redeeming.

**Big A** · 01-23-17, 16:56

More Nerdist News goodness :

**Ryno12** · 01-23-17, 17:12

Originally Posted by Big A

And here's a Nerist News video w/ Jessica Chobot because of Jessica Chobot related reasons...

I like it. I like it a lot.

**WickedWillis** · 01-23-17, 18:02

Foreshadowing Luke's death?

**Big A** · 01-23-17, 18:19

Originally Posted by Ryno12

I like it. I like it a lot.

Originally Posted by WickedWillis

Foreshadowing Luke's death?

Remember, Jedi is both singular and plural...
(I'm surprised there isn't a word for that)

**Big A** · 01-23-17, 18:21

Originally Posted by Firefly

The Last Jedi.

It has this ominous connotation.

I hope Daisy Ridley has been working out, growing her hair wild and teased, and shows up in Bikini Armor. With knee high boots. And carries a gun.

Like a white girl Ahsoka. I also hope Adam Driver has been taking viagra and hardening the F up. Instead of looking like Dave Grohl 25 years ago he better be born again hard.

And Finn better be shaved bald and wearing a bandoleer and toting a laser 249. He was too much of an oreo.

Poe Dameron is okay as is I guess.

Also I need to see more First Order gunning people down

RO set a high bar. Now it's time to go higher. Brutal campaigns. Tank battles. More Stealth X Wings. No more Maz Kanata. And that bit about Chewie being her boyfriend better have been a joke.
Save that creepy, interspecies, old people screwing crap for Star Trek.

Also we may need to see Phasma half naked. I know her actress is blonde but she needs like weird anime hair. And she needs to shoot someone in the face.

A lot of TFA sins that need redeeming.

Ima need you to submit an application to the Lucasfilm story group...