Barack Obama for president (of France) 2017

[interfan]

No one has ever accused any French leftist of being sane. So now there's a petition to allow Obama to run for the French presidency in May. France would be perfect for him. They got terror attacks as "the new normal", lots of free healthcare, very fake unemployment numbers, generous welfare benefits, lots of "new democrat" voters from Africa and "Syria", leftist fake mourning over the shame of neocolonialism, lots of multiculturalism, etc. It is basically the mature version of all of his policies deeply enshrined in law and entrenched in culture.

Considering how awful most French politicians are (Mdm. Le Pen excepted) it may be an upgrade for them. Perhaps they want the whole schmeer of leadership and we can ship over Pelosi, Warren, Schumer, etc. to Democratize the s**t out of them and clean out the garbage from our own house.

Does Paris need a new mayor? We have some choices from NYC, Chicago, LA, etc. How about a new state prosecutor? We got plenty of choices, too - Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch can do that. Heck, if you want to bypass the burdens of current French kleptocracy and just have someone rule like a mafia don, get Bubba and Hillary Clinton to pull a Haiti over there. What could possibly go wrong?

New story: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...-a7596896.html



I would think of this as a "Friday Humor" post, but I don't think they are kidding

[chuckman]

I would be delighted to contribute to a "Go Fund Me" page for his campaign....

[SteyrAUG]

He can count on my vote. Will I be able to vote in France if Obama is running for office?

[interfan]

He can count on my vote. Will I be able to vote in France if Obama is running for office?

If they rely on him to bring over his own election machinery, I am sure you can.

[RetroRevolver77]

Why not, he's the very face of the entire Coudenhove-Kalergi Plan and how globalists have plotted to destroy Western Civilization with mass forced immigration.

Our election here only delayed the inevitable, their plan was hatched in the 1920's and will come to full fruition in about eighty years.


7n6

[Bulletdog]

Interfan, I can't decide what is more entertaining. This idea, or your thoughts on the matter.


I will personally pay for a one way ticket if Pelosi, Schumer, BHO, or the Clintons promise to stay over there and not come back. Ever.

[Sensei]

Never going to happen. Obama is not eligible since one must be born in France or one of its occupied territories. France only occupied West Africa - Kenya is in East Africa...

[Whiskey_Bravo]

Never going to happen. Obama is not eligible since one must be born in France or one of its occupied territories. France only occupied West Africa - Kenya is in East Africa...

bazinga....

[interfan]

Never going to happen. Obama is not eligible since one must be born in France or one of its occupied territories. France only occupied West Africa - Kenya is in East Africa...

I'm sure someone could dig up a birth certificate showing he was born in France to be eligible. That trick seems to have already worked once

[SteyrAUG]

Why not, he's the very face of the entire Coudenhove-Kalergi Plan and how globalists have plotted to destroy Western Civilization with mass forced immigration.

Our election here only delayed the inevitable, their plan was hatched in the 1920's and will come to full fruition in about eighty years. All of his global aspirations and reorganization plans collapsed and died with the outbreak of WWII.

7n6

There have been a LOT of plans put into play for world domination / destruction of the western world.

But if you believe there is a cohesive, cooperative agreement among the top 20 power brokers in the world you are delusional. Even the mafia can't stay on the same page with each other and sooner or later somebody thinks they deserve the big chair.

Granted there are big players with big designs and they will attempt to purchase their new world order, but there is no illuminati that has been running smoothly all along since the 1920s.

Today his "plan" is just another kooky "road guide to utopia" on the pile with other grand unification plans that never worked because you can't get the entire world on the same page.