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Thread: I Know What All My Friends Are Getting For Christmas...FINALLY HAJIB BARBIE...

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    Per Cover Girl,

    It was always alluded to that she was secretly Barbie who got tired of Ken's soy boy wishy washy milquetoastedness and enlisted in the Post Vietnam Era.

    Cover Girl drove a tank and all but Lady Jaye had this boyishness about her that was irresistable.

    Meh I think Haji Barbie will end up next to the ET carts, but again if we wanna play with dolls we still have options.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moose-Knuckle View Post

    Are the mutilated genital inserts included or are they sold separately as part of a "Glory of Allah Accessory Pack"?

    Lets break this down, shall we: Shero is defined by Websters Dictionary as a woman who is regarded as a hero
    Doesn't the fact that they are using a special "chickified" version of the word "hero" kind of run counter to the spirit of their whole "girl power" gender equality theme?
    Last edited by Circle_10; 11-16-17 at 10:30.

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    Is her head held in place with velcro?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circle_10 View Post
    Are the mutilated genital inserts included or are they sold separately as part of a "Glory of Allah Accessory Pack"?



    Doesn't the fact that there is a special "chickified" version of the word "hero" kind of run counter to the spirit of the whole gender equality thing?
    Last I checked, it was "heroine", not shero.

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    So, lessee.....Islam is against any form of graven image. I'm assuming dolls fall into that category.

    Can't wait until the fatwa comes out sentencing the makers of hijab Barbie to death.

    Stay tuned.

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    Does she come with her own stoning rocks or that just a haji Ken accessory?
    Gettin' down innagrass.
    Let's Go Brandon!

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    at leat the alphabet lefty people will be happy when boys pick up this barbie to play with

    sure they will burry it and throw rocks at it that fun stuff they do to women

    multiculturalism is so awesome

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    "Shero"?
    What is that short for Sharia Hero?

    Anyway, the "Party of 'firsts'" strikes again, nothing new here....
    "Once we get some iron in our souls, we'll get some iron in our hands..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circle_10 View Post
    Are the mutilated genital inserts included or are they sold separately as part of a "Glory of Allah Accessory Pack"?
    Nope notta, not on the Shaira Barbie.

    You got to score one of the special edition FGM (female genital mutilation) Midge dolls to get that accessory pack. Midge is Barbie's redhead amigo that Mattel came out with to counter accusations that Barbie was a sex symbol.

    Oh sweet democrat muhammad, the irony!
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