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    ...And the collapse of civilization continues

    http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/d...o-mixup-739401

    A Florida motorist was so impaired that he mistook a Bank of America drive-up lane for a Taco Bell and sought to order a burrito from a teller, according to an arrest report.

    Cops were summoned Wednesday afternoon to a Tampa-area bank “in reference to a suspected impaired driver.” Upon arriving at the Bank of America branch, an investigator found Douglas Francisco, 28, at the wheel of a blue Hyundai in the bank’s parking lot.

    A bank manager previously told police that a male driving a blue Hyundai had passed out at the wheel while in the bank’s drive-thru lane. After the employee beat on the car’s window, the driver awoke and asked for a burrito. He subsequently drove away “after being informed he was not at Taco Bell.”

    During police questioning, Francisco “made several statements that were differing from reality,” a Hernando County Sheriff’s Office deputy reported. Francisco, the deputy noted, had a “delayed reaction to questions as well as slowed movements of his extremities consistent with someone under the influence of prescription narcotics.”

    Francisco was arrested after field sobriety tests “yielded strong evidence of impairment.” A search of Francisco turned up Xanax and Oxycodone pills, for which he had a prescription.
    My take: do you ever get to the point where you worry that if you leave the house you are unknowingly surrounded by people like this?

    Charged with driving under the influence, Francisco (seen above) was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor rap. He was freed yesterday after posting $500 bail.

    My take: you want fries with that?

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    It funny. In a sad sort of way. But surprises me not.



    And I willl keep my following comments to myself.
    "I don't collect guns anymore, I stockpile weapons for ****ing war." Chuck P.

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    It was their fault for not being Taco Bell.

    (jooooke)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Glockster View Post
    My take: do you ever get to the point where you worry that if you leave the house you are unknowingly surrounded by people like this?
    Dude, that point was a long time ago. Whether you realize it or not, you're already surrounded by people like this all the time. Dr. Pillpusher MD dispenses drugs like he's a PEZ and the majority of people go about their lives with their heads in one of two places: Their phone or up their ass. Easier to escape from reality than to deal with it.

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    Florida Man strikes again....
    "Once we get some iron in our souls, we'll get some iron in our hands..."

    "...A rapid, aggressive response will let you get away with some pretty audacious things if you are willing to be mean, fast, and naked."-Failure2Stop

    "The Right can meme; the Left can organize. I guess now we know which one is important." - Random internet comment

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    Hey, where is Euro?????

    The only hold out I have is if he was having an adverse drug interaction or just started them or something. A little slack then.

    Never done hard drugs, so if someone gave me that good stuff, I'd wear a shirt with my name and where to return me if things went sideways....
    The Second Amendment ACKNOWLEDGES our right to own and bear arms that are in common use that can be used for lawful purposes. The arms can be restricted ONLY if subject to historical analogue from the founding era or is dangerous (unsafe) AND unusual.

    It's that simple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FromMyColdDeadHand View Post
    Hey, where is Euro?????
    I know this is in jest, but Euro is probably the only sane man in Flori-duh.

    He's not crazy or dumb at all, he just attracts adventure (And I say that with love)

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    What if this whole crusade's a charade?
    And behind it all there's a price to be paid
    For the blood which we dine
    Justified in the name of the holy and the divine…

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    How to tell you are in Flori-Duh:

    If you ever seen a 40 year old woman fight with her 60 year old mother fight over the same man in open public while wearing tank tops, shorts, and flp flops....

    If you ever seen a pristine 57 Chevy Impala driven by a Hispanic who looks homeless and kinda Scarfacey....

    If you've ever stood in line at Wal Mart Pharmacy and seen an 18 yo girl get tge super deluxe Valtrex....

    If you've ever tried to say "Hey bud" and got met with a shitty NJ or Brooklyn accent...

    If you ever seen a Cockroach that looks like it came from Fallout 4....

    If you ever seen a guy that looked like Nick Nolte with piss stains in his shorts with no shirt on and openly drinking Peach Vodka...

    If you ever seen two swole black guys with beards who look like Deebo holding hands on the beach...

    If you met a guy who had more guns than teeth with cataracts warning you about "the bog" in a way that it wasn't as much a caution but a threat...

    If you seen girls who look like porn stars, like actual porn stars from porn you just saw, wearing Juicy sweats and a Def Leppard shit talking on the phone while wearing oversized sunglasses while minding kids that don't look a thing a like but call her "mah-MAH"...

    If you ever seen an East Indian wearing a plate carrier at the gas station...

    If you seen at least one guy who looks like a bargain bin Hulk Hogan or Dog the Bounty Hunter...

    If you ever seen a cop say "Whoa Mister. Nobody's getting into Wal Mart right now. We just had a Bath Salt Zombie attack" with a straight face and a ten thousand yard stare...


    .....then yo' simple ass is in Florida

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    Having lived most of my life in South Florida let me be the first to say "that's nothing, you gotta try harder." Florida used to be a great place to live.
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

    كافر

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