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    The Ultimate In Handgun Concealed Carry

    ...Just keister the damn thing!

    https://wgno.com/2019/01/03/police-f...he-parish-man/

    While Savoie was undergoing a strip search during his processing into the Lafourche Parish sub-station, deputies found a small gun concealed in his buttocks.
    My take: Gives new meaning to the term "prison holster." So now, in addition to appendix carry you can have anal carry. This brings to mind so many potential jokes I can't begin to think of them all. "More bang for your butt" 'n shit.


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    HAHAHA

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    Ewwwww! I wonder if it was a shitty gun, like a Hi Point?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Inkslinger View Post
    Self lubricating! :vomit:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joelski View Post
    Ewwwww! I wonder if it was a shitty gun, like a Hi Point?

    It was probably a Tokarev. The first time I showed mine to a one of my buddies he said, "Man, who just shit that one out?"

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    The Ultimate In Handgun Concealed Carry

    Quote Originally Posted by Joelski View Post
    Ewwwww! I wonder if it was a shitty gun, like a Hi Point?

    It could be Samuel Colts first revolver in mint condition and it would still be a “shitty” gun.
    Last edited by Inkslinger; 01-04-19 at 16:48.

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    Just one more reason you don't have to worry about me being a cop!! A friend has been telling the story over and over for 30 years... 400 pound women that smelled bad before they got into her drawers. Small pistol, parefannaila, several packs of drugs, and a loaded money clip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Safari View Post
    It was probably a Tokarev. The first time I showed mine to a one of my buddies he said, "Man, who just shit that one out?"
    I read that as "Shoved mine into a friend" and that was wildly appropriate for the article
    98% Sarcastic. 100% Overthinking things and making up reasons for buying a new firearm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc Safari View Post
    Gives new meaning to the term "prison holster." So now, in addition to appendix carry you can have anal carry. This brings to mind so many potential jokes I can't begin to think of them all. "More bang for your butt" 'n shit.

    You would be surprised (or maybe not) what people will shove up there, and how far inside they're willing to put it.
    "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." -Edmund Burke

    "It is better to be thought a fool and to remain silent, than to speak and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln

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