Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
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Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
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Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
-Fjallhrafn
Ouch!
Funny, sad and accurate.
OMGollee.... that is funny!
"First gett'n shot, then gett'n married... baaaad habits"
"If you're gonna subscribe to hero worship, at least worship a real hero."
M4Guru
Gal 2:20
OMG... This is so funny.
Not just "lol" funny either.
More like "so funny you'll cry, and you might even piss your pants" funny. "
There is cuss words.
You know what I like best about most people?
Their dogs.
A woman comes home from the doctor's office totally distraught. She's just found out that her son's DNA is not linked to either her or her husband.
She excitedly explains this to her husband, and becomes even more agitated when he doesn't seem upset 'Don't you understand, he's not ours!' she exclaimed.
Her husband calmly replies 'Yeah, I thought you knew.'
'What do you mean you thought I knew?'
'Well, remember as we were about to leave the hospital and you looked at our baby's diaper and told me "the baby's dirty, change him?" Well, I did.
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