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    Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?


    So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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    If you can't win a gun fight against a lightly-trained individual during broad daylight with 88 rounds of 30-06, I'm not sure you'd be able to do it with... any other firearm.
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    Ok, I've got an El Camino full of rampage here, so what's the plan?

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    Ouch!

    Funny, sad and accurate.

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    OMGollee.... that is funny!
    "First gett'n shot, then gett'n married... baaaad habits"

    "If you're gonna subscribe to hero worship, at least worship a real hero."
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    Gal 2:20

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    I paint spaceship parts.

    Quote Originally Posted by Failure2Stop View Post
    Stippled Glocks are like used underwear; previous owner makes all the difference in value.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VIP3R 237 View Post
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    No pun intended....hahaha
    To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society. --Theodore Roosevelt--

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    OMG... This is so funny.

    Not just "lol" funny either.

    More like "so funny you'll cry, and you might even piss your pants" funny. "



    There is cuss words.
    You know what I like best about most people?

    Their dogs.

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    A woman comes home from the doctor's office totally distraught. She's just found out that her son's DNA is not linked to either her or her husband.

    She excitedly explains this to her husband, and becomes even more agitated when he doesn't seem upset 'Don't you understand, he's not ours!' she exclaimed.

    Her husband calmly replies 'Yeah, I thought you knew.'

    'What do you mean you thought I knew?'

    'Well, remember as we were about to leave the hospital and you looked at our baby's diaper and told me "the baby's dirty, change him?" Well, I did.

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