A little Humor

**Doc Safari** · 01-10-18, 15:42

Benjamin Netanyahu, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton are swept up by a divine vortex into Heaven. There they stand before THE LORD and He says to them, "Each of you may ask Me one question."

Netanyahu steps forward and asks: "Will the world ever recognize the Jewish state of Israel?"
The LORD thunders back, "Yes, but not in your lifetime."
Donald Trump steps forward and asks: "Will we ever get our southern border secured?"
The LORD thunders back, "Yes, but not in your lifetime."
Hillary Clinton steps forward and asks: "Will I ever be president of the United States?"
The LORD thunders back, "Not in MY lifetime!"

**docsherm** · 01-10-18, 23:59

Originally Posted by Doc Glockster

Benjamin Netanyahu, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton are swept up by a divine vortex into Heaven. There they stand before THE LORD and He says to them, "Each of you may ask Me one question."

Netanyahu steps forward and asks: "Will the world ever recognize the Jewish state of Israel?"
The LORD thunders back, "Yes, but not in your lifetime."
Donald Trump steps forward and asks: "Will we ever get our southern border secured?"
The LORD thunders back, "Yes, but not in your lifetime."
Hillary Clinton steps forward and asks: "Will I ever be president of the United States?"
The LORD thunders back, "Not in MY lifetime!"

Amen brother!

**flenna** · 01-11-18, 18:44

This guy Bob works his whole life in the city and decides that when he retires he is going to get away from it all so he buys himself a cabin in the Alaskan wilderness. After about 6 months of boredom and not seeing another human being he hears a knock on the door. He opens the door and the person standing there says "hi, I am your neighbor Steve. I live about 25 miles east of here and came to invite you to a party Friday night". So Bob thinks this is great, time to socialize and accepts the invitation. Steve says "just to give you a heads up there will be some heavy drinking, probably a few fist fights, and more than likely some wild sex going on". Bob says "no problem, I can handle myself. What would you like me to bring to the party?" Steve tells him "bring whatever you want, it's just going to be me and you".