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  1. 02-27-09, 08:23 #101
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    I am inclined to agree!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tex45acp View Post
    I am inclined to agree!!!
    Funny story just the same.
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    Gunshop

    I was working behind the counter of a local gun shop when this older gentleman walked up with his 10-12 year old Grandson. He began extolling tales of his glory days hunting in the mountains with his trusty old never miss 'em lever action rifle.

    Promising to take the boy hunting that fall it was only an after thought that he remembered he was out of ammo and should go ahead and pick some up while he was there.
    He turned to me and and asked if I could sell to him since he was from out of state.
    "Yes Sir"...I assured him that there were no issues with my selling him ammo for his rifle. "What caliber is your rifle?" I asked. "I don't know." he said. Holding out his hand he stretched his thumb and forefinger wide apart and stated.
    "There about this big."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aray View Post
    Me: "I'm looking for price and availability on a Browning Hi Power Practical"
    Owner: "Browning doesn't make Hi Powers anymore, only FM"
    Me: "FN?"
    Owner: "No, FN's are garbage, FM is the only one worth having, and none of them can run like a 1911."
    I have an FM Hi-Power and it's a piece of crap!! I'll take the other versions any day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow1198 View Post
    That is one of the funniest things I've heard on a gun forum.
    My Hi Point target from 30 yards...50-60rds from double taps and rapid fire the whole time in there somewhere.



    They may be ugly as sin, but they are affordable, shoot as straight as anything else, and have an unbeatable warranty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge_Runner_5 View Post
    My Hi Point target from 30 yards...50-60rds from double taps and rapid fire the whole time in there somewhere.



    They may be ugly as sin, but they are affordable, shoot as straight as anything else, and have an unbeatable warranty...
    Did it come wif a Sham-Wow?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wargasm View Post
    Did it come wif a Sham-Wow?
    What?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge_Runner_5 View Post
    What?
    You know, a sham-wow !! Ask vince, he will sell you a slap-chop too

    P.S. You will love his nuts with the slap chop
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge_Runner_5 View Post
    Classic

    Back on track.

    "A 1911 is a great carry pistol for a first time pistol owner" My response to that got me asked to either be quiet or leave the shop.
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