DUMBEST things overheard at the gun store.

[Norinco]

what dat is?? lemme see dat big gun right thur...

[rifleman2000]

what dat is?? lemme see dat big gun right thur...

Dis be da dubble glock-glock wit da beamz yo.

[orionz06]

i've run into some old guys that somehow missed 1986.. some people really are simply clueless. cant hold it against them too much.. ignorance doesn't necessarily equal stupidity.

ETA- and most people are clueless in general when it comes to NFA. i get some really oddball comments/questions when i show up at the range with an SBR.

People also overhear bits and pieces and may not understand the whole situation as well, but its still funny.

[Gramps]

The only thing missing is a "Prophylactic Dispenser".

[Moon Doggie]

Just reading through all of these and some are great and some are

[tampam4]

Was at the local shop the other day, was looking at an eotech flip to side mount for the magnifier. An older gentleman working behind the counter grabbed it for me, started to fondle it and accidentally hit the release button while it was in the upright position (no magnifier in the mount). Damn thing shot out of his hands and nailed a kimber 1911 off the counter. Not a dumb comment, just funny to watch.

To keep it on track, the owner of the shop is supposedly a SEAL poser, but I only heard that from 2nd hand account.

[Tennvol12345]

Count me as one of the guys who shops at VA Arms so I have a pleasant shopping experience and don't have to put up with this sort of crap.

Same here!

[Norinco]

Dis be da dubble glock-glock wit da beamz yo.

The gun was a Hi-Point 9mm.

[Caeser25]

Overheard at a gun show in PA, I may be paraphrasing here

Customer: "Do you have the parts to make my AK full auto?"

Dealer : "No I don't."

Customer: "Where can I get the parts to do it?"

Dealer looking like he's been down this road before: "If you are interested in owning a machine gun, You may want to go talk to the class 3 dealer at the end of this row."

Customer: "No, I'm just looking for the parts so I can do it myself."

Dealer clearly annoyed: "Well if you like I can contact the ATF for you!"

The customer stormed off amidst the repressed chuckles of the other customers at the table.

It was probably the same guy that called the shop I was in the one day.

[Buckaroo]

i've run into some old guys that somehow missed 1986.. some people really are simply clueless. cant hold it against them too much.. ignorance doesn't necessarily equal stupidity.

ETA- and most people are clueless in general when it comes to NFA. i get some really oddball comments/questions when i show up at the range with an SBR.

Ha Ha! I once called Beretta and asked why I had received 10 round mags rather than 15 rounders with my 92FS. Yea, I am sure they got a laugh out of that!

I was new to pistols and was rather unaware!

Buckaroo