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    He bowed to the waitress when she seated him and made a big show of requesting chopsticks to eat his food. You know, 'cause you have to respect the Asian culture at the $7 lunch buffet and all...
    I'm still laughing 10 minutes later!
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    Last week i was in my local gun shop and i over heard some one say that Keltec hand guns are better then glocks and sigs. I almost laughed my ass off.
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    This one happened to me last night at the gun shop my brother works at. I was perusing the rifle section. I noticed a couple of people down the line from me standing in front of the shotguns. I looked, and it was a man and woman. Both looked rather...trashy. Long greasy hair on both of them, and the male was wearing cut off jeans. I then see him pick up a shotgun, look at the woman, and say (with the best southern accent you can imagine) "Heeeeeewwweeeeee!! Mossenberger 500! We can put the Maverick in the closet this year, honey!"


    Later I did have a fairly nice conversation with him. I was messing with an AR for shites and giggles and he approached me. He seemed decently intelligent about firearms...but the "Heeeeeewwweeeee!" was hilarious.
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    I went to a local shop for a Factory Rep. weekend.

    Me. "What's the twist rate on the SR556?"

    Ruger Rep. "1in9...but the gas block is adjustable."

    Me. "So."

    RRep. "You can tune it for the bullet weight you use."

    Me. "Wait a sec, your telling me that the gasblock will change the way the bullet goes down the barrel?"

    RRep. "Yep, I've shot 80grain VLD's with no problems."

    Me. "......from a magazine?" (just had to)

    RRep. "Yea"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animal_Mother556 View Post
    I have just added a name to the list of people that I want to meet before I die.

    Wouldn't it be swell to see this guy in the next Magpul Dynamics video?
    Chris and Travis would eat him alive.....and then BOW. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by lfromsalem View Post
    I went to a local shop for a Factory Rep. weekend.

    Me. "What's the twist rate on the SR556?"

    Ruger Rep. "1in9...but the gas block is adjustable."

    Me. "So."

    RRep. "You can tune it for the bullet weight you use."

    Me. "Wait a sec, your telling me that the gasblock will change the way the bullet goes down the barrel?"

    RRep. "Yep, I've shot 80grain VLD's with no problems."

    Me. "......from a magazine?" (just had to)

    RRep. "Yea"
    Ha. Wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lfromsalem View Post
    I went to a local shop for a Factory Rep. weekend.

    Me. "What's the twist rate on the SR556?"

    Ruger Rep. "1in9...but the gas block is adjustable."

    Me. "So."

    RRep. "You can tune it for the bullet weight you use."

    Me. "Wait a sec, your telling me that the gasblock will change the way the bullet goes down the barrel?"

    RRep. "Yep, I've shot 80grain VLD's with no problems."

    Me. "......from a magazine?" (just had to)

    RRep. "Yea"
    That and the ratcheting barrel system. You dont like the 1/9 twist? Ratchet that bitch down to 1/7 with rugers new patented barrel torquing system
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    Me: Got any small pistol primers?

    Primer Nazi: I can only sell 3 boxes at a time.

    Me: Like 300 primers?

    PN: Yeah.

    Me: Why? Is the distributor out of 'em? (mistakenly thinking logic is involved in this decision)

    PN: We just don't want too many of these out there on the street.

    Me: Okaaaaay... You do much reloading? (now I'm frightened)

    PN: No. I don't need anything more powerful than stock bullets.

    Me: Ummm...alrighty....thanks... (beat feet out the damn door ASAP)


    300 rounds isn't even worth pulling the cover off the press.

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    Not anything I heard, not in the sense of the thread, but I had a ND happen right in front of me at a gun show I was at about a year ago. What happened was a woman working the table I was standing next to was moving a pistol caliber carbine when it went off in to her leg. No bravado here, I hit the deck as did everyone around me. Lots of confusion followed, I think some poor guy got looted of all his first aid kits. Pretty freaking stoopid, it could have been prevented in so many different ways. Even if she trigger finger discipline it would have been prevented, or if the safety was engaged. Lesson learned for me, double triple check your chambers. I'm just glad she didn't send a bullet flying across the room killing someone.

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    I was working a local gun show for a friend when two guys come up and are looking at his pistols. You know your higher end glocks, HKs, Sigs, etc...... The one guy says to the other "See that is the plastic floor plate on the metal magazine, that way you can hit someone with the handle of your pistol and it won't split their head open. That way it doesn't leave a mark when you bust their tater." My eyes got real big, and then "Look there, that's a Glock magazine, its all plastic so you don't need to apply gun grease on it to make it fall from your pistol, self-lubricating." I started laughing, they look at me, and the only thing I could say is "So you like Modern Warfare 2 or Battlefield Bad Company better?" They just walked away, which was best..........

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