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The next time two guys get into one of those idiotic internet fights, I think I'll put their posts into that scripting software and see how bad it sounds and then post the movie.
Anyone have a link to the transcripts of Sanfords emails with the chick from South America?
Last edited by FromMyColdDeadHand; 07-09-09 at 02:10.
The Second Amendment ACKNOWLEDGES our right to own and bear arms that are in common use that can be used for lawful purposes. The arms can be restricted ONLY if subject to historical analogue from the founding era or is dangerous (unsafe) AND unusual.
It's that simple.
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I sent the gf one about needing a new black rifle...
she sent one back about needing a diamond ring
TOUCHE
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That is exactly the same way I became engaged. I thought it was a good trade off. Now every B-Day/Christmas I get a new gun or gun accessories, she gets jewelry.Originally Posted by Cascades236
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
Thomas Jefferson
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ROTFLMAO!!!!
My brother saw Deliverance and bought a Bow. I saw Deliverance and bought an AR-15.
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That's too funny! "Clue mating season..." hahaahahahahahahahaha!!!
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
JHP's are good times, for bad people.
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i love the end "i hope you die in a fire" classic comedy gold. or the part about "well how about i go buy 5 highpoints instead" then the guy farted? holy shit that cracked me up.
btw this one is funny too http://www.youtube.com/user/ckgdrums.../2/pz3jyUEUstE
Last edited by tinman44; 07-10-09 at 04:51.
"Unfortunately 87.26% of the quotes and statistics on the internet are lies." - Abraham Lincoln
Stupid should hurt
I carry a gun cuz cops are too heavy!
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Holy crap that was funny. Brings back memories of a teacher I had in middle school. Any time an alarm (fire alarm) went off he would flip over his table and yell "get the F*&# down." At the time I thought that was funny but later after I went to college I found out that he was a decorated Green Beret in Vietnam.
"The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
Thomas Jefferson
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i have such a raging clue right now!
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I hope i dont die in a fire
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Thank you for the post . I needed a good belly busting laugh.
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