Miscellaneous Gym Rants

[Hizzie]

Man-scaping.

For the love of God. Don't shave your dirty ****ing balls in the locker room sink!

[johnpeg]

This thread is comedy gold. And so damned true.

[thebarracuda]

Man-scaping.

For the love of God. Don't shave your dirty ****ing balls in the locker room sink!

Ha! Omg this one is priceless!

[brickboy240]

Do people really do this at the gym?

Oh man....that is nasty!

LOL

[Hizzie]

Do people really do this at the gym?

Oh man....that is nasty!

LOL

Ugh. Yes. Along with all the nasty fuqs that walk out of the can and go straight back to the floor without washing their hands.

[dth4lf]

Dudes who grunt and groan with the obvious intent to convince others that they're working hard.

Chicks who come into the gym, hair and makeup done up like they're going out to the club, who then sit around taking up space on valuable equipment, chatting, and generally not doing shit.

The dudes who fall for the aforementioned female's act and then sit around taking up space on equipment, chatting, and not doing shit.

"kipping" pull-ups. They are few cases I can think of where quantity should come before quality, doing pull-ups (or any exercise for that matter) is not one of them. That being said, if you can't do a proper pull-up, it would behoove you to invest the time in learning to do so. Those of us who can see straight through your bullshit attempt at "fitness" aren't impressed.

[Moses_J]

The jackass who uses his bluetooth to literally talk during his entire workout, while making sure everyone can hear him.

The hot girl who does squats right in front of you and also in front of a mirror so she can check out how many guys are looking at her ass.

[Stengun]

Howdy,

The hot girl who does squats right in front of you and also in front of a mirror so she can check out how many guys are looking at her ass.

Gee, since I'm not gay this doesn't bother me any, well, unless my wife is there at the time.

Paul

[Moses_J]

Howdy,



Gee, since I'm not gay this doesn't bother me any, well, unless my wife is there at the time.

Paul

Oh it doesn't bother me it's just makes shoulder presses a lot harder to focus on

[yossarian42]

The hot girls always squat in the smith machine behind me, so I get to look in the mirror at them in between sets, and they get to stare at my amazing ass.
Its a win for everybody.