What is the easiest way to distract a tweaker?

Just show them some shiny shit, like a cd, or tinfoil. It will keep them busy for hours. They are kind of like crows or magpies steal and horde anything shiny.

Hate them, absolutely hate them, especially when called out for a domestic and both parents are "geared up" and the kids haven't eaten in days and are wearing the same dirty clothes or unchanged diapers. Makes me want to double tap them both.