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Thread: When your woman told you "size does not matter"

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    My wife has already written my obituary which, in part, attributes my death to complications from my second penis reduction surgery.

    And, Steyr, your most recent post is ... quite remarkable. This type of literary talent can only be developed through adolescent years spent reading Penthouse Forum religiously.

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    Re: When your woman told you "size does not matter"

    Quote Originally Posted by montanadave View Post
    And, Steyr, your most recent post is ... quite remarkable. This type of literary talent can only be developed through adolescent years spent reading Penthouse Forum religiously.
    That might even be beyond what Penthouse is capable of.

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    Not as bad as that guy who said Grant was better looking than Brad Pitt.
    That's funny, I'm gonna have to search for this. Could always use more ammo in my back pocket...

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    Stop dicking the dog, please. It's gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by montanadave View Post
    My wife has already written my obituary which, in part, attributes my death to complications from my second penis reduction surgery.
    My new signature.
    We miss you, AC.
    We miss you, ToddG.

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    Have they done a study on how men like tight vajajas? Side note, if women look for big feet, what corresponds to a tight vajaja, besides youth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Todd00000 View Post
    Have they done a study on how men like tight vajajas? Side note, if women look for big feet, what corresponds to a tight vajaja, besides youth.
    Being ugly.
    We miss you, AC.
    We miss you, ToddG.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryno12 View Post
    Funny how that always offsets the age or size issues.

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    Where's rob_s...(conversion) chart needed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic_Salad0892 View Post
    Being ugly.
    LOL
    Quote Originally Posted by munch520 View Post
    Where's rob_s...(conversion) chart needed!
    Money? It fixes everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Todd00000 View Post
    Have they done a study on how men like tight vajajas? Side note, if women look for big feet, what corresponds to a tight vajaja, besides youth.
    Small shapely ass does it for me...
    'Evil Minds That Plot Destruction'

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    This thread reminds me of a classic Dictators song...
    Crossing the Noobicon

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    Quote Originally Posted by montanadave View Post

    And, Steyr, your most recent post is ... quite remarkable. This type of literary talent can only be developed through adolescent years spent reading Penthouse Forum religiously.
    Honestly it comes from the few episodes of Sex and the City I was forced to endure and pondering "what if there was a show about 4 men who said this kind of hateful shit about women and shifted all the blame for their lives onto those women."
    It's hard to be a ACLU hating, philosophically Libertarian, socially liberal, fiscally conservative, scientifically grounded, agnostic, porn admiring gun owner who believes in self determination.

    Chuck, we miss ya man.

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