I Know What All My Friends Are Getting For Christmas...FINALLY HAJIB BARBIE...

**SteyrAUG** · 11-16-17, 00:36

http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/201...ic-fencer.html

This will let them all know I'm not a racist Islamaphobe and at the same time I can help spike sales that will let a certain "oppressed people" know that we LOVE the idea of women having to be modest and hide their charms otherwise we might molestor them.

I was gonna also snag a few Hebrew Barbies for my chosen friends but they don't seem to make them. But that's ok, I'm sure they'll dig Hajib Barbie as much as I do. I wonder if a full burkah will be an optional accessory.

**Honu** · 11-16-17, 00:46

saw that

waiting for the infidel ken doll with removable head

**Firefly** · 11-16-17, 01:12

Well......
At least we still got Lady Jaye.

Baroness may have been tempting, but at the end of the day you wamted Lady Jaye

**elephant** · 11-16-17, 02:16

Barbie has just rolled out a new hijab-wearing doll as the latest addition to*Mattel’s “Shero” program.”
The doll is modeled after American-Muslim Olympic fencer, Ibtihaj Muhammad, who made history as
*the first American athlete to compete in the Olympics wearing a head scarf

Ibtihaj Muhammad said in a statement: Thank you @Mattel for announcing me as the newest member of the @Barbie Shero family! The Barbie Shero Program recognizes women who break boundaries to inspire the next generation of girls

Lets break this down, shall we: Shero is defined by Websters Dictionary as a woman who is regarded as a hero

What boundaries were broke? Many American women have participated in the Olympics, many woman of color have participated in the Olympics, many American both man and woman, black or white have won the Bronze medal before Ibtihaj.

The article describes Ibtihaj Muhammad to: "who made history as the first American athlete to compete in the Olympics wearing a head scarf". - Wow! And I thought Michael Phelps 28 Gold medals was history.

Wikipedia cites: Muhammad was defeated by Cécilia Berder of France in the second round in the Women’s Individual Sabre in the Rio de Janeiro 2016 Summer Olympics.[6][21] Despite the loss, she attracted significant media attention.

So one has to ask: Ibtihaj is a "shero" for what? Losing a championship to this French woman: Attachment 48700

Losing the Gold and Silver Olympic medal to a Russian and a Ukrainian woman?: Attachment 48702 Attachment 48703

Taking 3rd place and bringing home the distinguished and most prized, cherished and celebrated Bronze Metal?:Attachment 48701

No, she is a Shero for simply being the first "American" to wear a head scarf to compete at the Olympics. The article did NOT even mention that she won a medal in the Olympics but only give her credit for wearing a head scarf. That's liberals for you!!! Case in point: “Ibtihaj Muhammad has challenged every stereotype — which to me is the definition of a modern American woman,” Glamour’s Editor-in-Chief, Cindi Leive,*said in a statement.

"Challenged every stereotype"? Hardly a challenge, every Muslim women wears a head scarf!! How many stereotypes are there against Muslim women?

Bronze Olympic medalist and will forever be known as the first American to wear a head scarf while competing in the Olympics. SAD!!!

**BoringGuy45** · 11-16-17, 02:38

Allah'u Akbarbie!

**Leaveammoforme** · 11-16-17, 03:02

I'm a full grown man and carry a Mario wallet. What have I earned?

Seriously, I do. My wife hates it. Lolz.

**SteyrAUG** · 11-16-17, 03:31

Originally Posted by elephant

Barbie has just rolled out a new hijab-wearing doll as the latest addition to*Mattel’s “Shero” program.”
The doll is modeled after American-Muslim Olympic fencer, Ibtihaj Muhammad, who made history as
*the first American athlete to compete in the Olympics wearing a head scarf

Ibtihaj Muhammad said in a statement: Thank you @Mattel for announcing me as the newest member of the @Barbie Shero family! The Barbie Shero Program recognizes women who break boundaries to inspire the next generation of girls

Lets break this down, shall we: Shero is defined by Websters Dictionary as a woman who is regarded as a hero

What boundaries were broke? Many American women have participated in the Olympics, many woman of color have participated in the Olympics, many American both man and woman, black or white have won the Bronze medal before Ibtihaj.

The article describes Ibtihaj Muhammad to: "who made history as the first American athlete to compete in the Olympics wearing a head scarf". - Wow! And I thought Michael Phelps 28 Gold medals was history.

Wikipedia cites: Muhammad was defeated by Cécilia Berder of France in the second round in the Women’s Individual Sabre in the Rio de Janeiro 2016 Summer Olympics.[6][21] Despite the loss, she attracted significant media attention.

So one has to ask: Ibtihaj is a "shero" for what? Losing a championship to this French woman: Attachment 48700

Losing the Gold and Silver Olympic medal to a Russian and a Ukrainian woman?: Attachment 48702 Attachment 48703

Taking 3rd place and bringing home the distinguished and most prized, cherished and celebrated Bronze Metal?:Attachment 48701

No, she is a Shero for simply being the first "American" to wear a head scarf to compete at the Olympics. The article did NOT even mention that she won a medal in the Olympics but only give her credit for wearing a head scarf. That's liberals for you!!! Case in point: “Ibtihaj Muhammad has challenged every stereotype — which to me is the definition of a modern American woman,” Glamour’s Editor-in-Chief, Cindi Leive,*said in a statement.

"Challenged every stereotype"? Hardly a challenge, every Muslim women wears a head scarf!! How many stereotypes are there against Muslim women?

Bronze Olympic medalist and will forever be known as the first American to wear a head scarf while competing in the Olympics. SAD!!!

When I one day convert to Islam, I intend to enter a martial arts competition wearing dinosaur pajamas and will chant verses from the koran as a form of kiai. I may turn in a modest performance but I hope to be a national hero to all dinosaur pajama wearing muslim martial artists of the world.

Bring on the endorsements. Oh and I also want a barbie because in my mind I'm a hot blond who is a lesbian so I'm trans. Don't hate. Let me be me.

**Moose-Knuckle** · 11-16-17, 03:43

I'll be collecting them all!

**** Black Friday this year I'll be bivouacked outside a big box store on Brown Thursday to be first in line to receive the ultra limited editions of Acid Attack Skipper (Barbies little brat sister that needs to be taught a lesson), FGM Midge, and Jihadist Ken. It's rumored that there is going to be a limited number of Barbie's VBIED Dream Campers with removable debris field, batteries not included.

Photos of the Sharia Barbie have been leaked and I'm totally geeking out over here!