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08-29-12, 10:12
1. The Tantalus Field from the original Star Trek.

In the episode "Mirror Mirror", the landing party gets swept into a parallel universe where the Federation is basically evil and the organization is run through assassinations and whatnot. In Kirk's cabin is a device that locates a person, and with a touch of a button, vaporizes them. I guess it's good that such a device doesn't exist, because I would sure have been tempted to use it a few times, like on the guy that shot my brother's dog for sport.

2. The 'Homer' pistol from Logan's Run

Basically it fires some kind of explosive pellet that detonates on impact, causing a gaping, flaming hole in the person's torso. No argument over terminal ballistics with that one.

3. The phaser from Star Trek

With settings from 'stun' to 'disintegrate', there's pretty much no target too big. One character from the old series remarked that it was "Devastating! Why...this could kill millions!"

4. The landmaster, from Damnation Alley

The movie was a flop, but what a bug out vehicle! The vehicle was designed to be a working prop, and was pretty impressive with minor problems. Triangular wheeled suspension, articulated center section, missile launchers. Not to mention showers and a kitchen. What's not to like from the ultimate tactical RV?

5. The Batmobile

Nuff Said

Magic_Salad0892
08-29-12, 11:32
The Pimpcar/Time Machine from Austin Powers: Goldmember, or the Dalorean from Back To The Future.

chadbag
08-29-12, 11:32
The machine that Picard always uses to make tea with...

(Not that I want it for tea).


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jmp45
08-29-12, 11:36
trek transporter, I hate traffic. Maybe a star wars bike speeder or an at-at to clean up the neighborhood.

Voodoochild
08-29-12, 11:44
Trek transporter and time machine. Would like to go back in time to the founding of our nation and meet the founding fathers.

NoveskeFan
08-29-12, 11:58
Pulse Rifle from Aliens. Star Trek TNG Tricorder. Light saber.

Zhurdan
08-29-12, 12:12
Yeah, I'd have to go with Lightsaber and Speeder bike.

JBecker 72
08-29-12, 12:22
Rail gun from Eraser.

The Batmobile from the latest movies.

The Trek transporter.

Star Wars Speederbike.

Lightsaber.

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GTifosi
08-29-12, 12:35
Orgasmatron
Power suit from Avatar with all sundry equiptment and supplies

JBecker 72
08-29-12, 12:52
I liked the mech suit from the Matrix better. ^

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R/Tdrvr
08-29-12, 13:02
A light saber (prefeably Darth Vader's from Star Wars)
The Millennium Falcon
An ED 209 from Robocop (for home defense :D)

jaxman7
08-29-12, 13:15
Probably number 1 for me would be the Iron Man suit.

Close second would be a light saber along with some classes from 'Yoda Tactical' to properly use it!

Number 3 as others have said Batman's newest ride, the Tumbler.

-Jax

JBecker 72
08-29-12, 13:30
How did I forget the Ironman suit? Yeah that would be awesome!

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Honu
08-29-12, 13:42
Ditto

Iron Man suit
light saber
the stuff doc used on the original Star Trek to fix people :)

warpigM-4
08-29-12, 13:45
Orgasmatron
Power suit from Avatar with all sundry equiptment and supplies

me too:D

GTifosi
08-29-12, 13:57
I liked the mech suit from the Matrix better
Chain guns on a chassis, no self contained enviornment or climate control, no tracking or targeting system, no physical protection for operator, exposed ammunition belts, no hands… :)

THCDDM4
08-29-12, 13:59
In no specific order:

-Iron mans Suit
-Light Saber
-The "point of view" gun from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
-Dr. Who's sonic screwdriver
-Neuralyzer from men In Black
-Organic game console from existenZ
-Time machine from Back to the future
-The "Dimensional portal opening" compass from Wax Works II
-The remote control from "Click"
-Proton pack from ghostbusters
-Pretty much every gadget from James Bond

SMETNA
08-29-12, 13:59
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THCDDM4
08-29-12, 14:01
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That tech actually exists; just really expensive and dangerous as hell so it never came to market.

The self lacing shoes exist as well; you can actually buy them from Nike; but only 1500 were made, so I bet they are Pricey$$$.

Magic_Salad0892
08-29-12, 14:07
In no specific order:

-Iron mans Suit
-Light Saber
-The "point of view" gun from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
-Dr. Who's sonic screwdriver
-Neuralyzer from men In Black
-Organic game console from existenZ
-Time machine from Back to the future
-The "Dimensional portal opening" compass from Wax Works II
-The remote control from "Click"
-Proton pack from ghostbusters
-Pretty much every gadget from James Bond

Can't believe I didn't think of that. I NEED one of those. Especially if you could aim it at the internet.

Moltke
08-29-12, 14:25
An endless supply of the cake discussed here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npn4oH0AifU

JBecker 72
08-29-12, 14:28
How about the portal gun from Portal? That would be amazing!

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Zhurdan
08-29-12, 14:44
An endless supply of the cake discussed here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npn4oH0AifU

I don't believe it... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

SteyrAUG
08-29-12, 15:06
The Holodeck.

It would be round the clock 80s porn stars in their prime all the time.

GTifosi
08-29-12, 17:05
Anyone claim a Death Star and a two cubic meter block of ultra reinforced concrete yet?

Business_Casual
08-29-12, 17:12
The formula to transparent aluminum.

I'd make a killing.

BC

nimdabew
08-29-12, 17:19
Industrial replicator with schematics for everything that Starfleet could produce. Hello margarita machine.

a0cake
08-29-12, 17:28
An endless supply of the cake discussed here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npn4oH0AifU

I'm 12. What is this? Why did that lady have to pee so bad?

Army Chief
08-29-12, 17:32
Probably number 1 for me would be the Iron Man suit.

Awfully hard to argue against that. It was actually the second thing that occured to me -- right after Trek transporter technology -- but it would seem to be a "somewhat" more achievable piece of tech.

AC

Magic_Salad0892
08-29-12, 17:32
The Holodeck.

It would be round the clock 80s porn stars in their prime all the time.

Two things.

Why sleep with women who've been with like a million dudes?

As somebody who has been with a porn actress. Don't. It's ****in' mess. This is a message for all the dudes out there who fantisize about it.

mallowpufft
08-29-12, 17:34
Two things.

Why sleep with women who've been with like a million dudes?

As somebody who has been with a porn actress. Don't. It's ****in' mess. This is a message for all the dudes out there who fantisize about it.

Hot dog; meet hallway.

Tapatalk ate my spelling and grammar.

Kfgk14
08-29-12, 17:41
Portal gun, Millennium Falcon, light saber, sonic screwdriver, the Batman's bike, and the Tardis for good measure. I figure that way, I can teleport places (as well as drop boxes on peoples' heads), make the Kessel (or grocery) run in less than 12 parsecs, cut through anything, fix all the stuff I'm constantly breaking, maneuver the streets with firepower and agility, and hop forward a few thousand years or galaxies if I need anything not covered here :dirol:

jmp45
08-29-12, 18:37
I also thought of the falcon, that would be a cool ride.

But thinking about this topic I realized the most important gadget at this time are the shades from 'They Live'. This so the lefties could be revealed and exposed at a distance and their propaganda exposed clearly (not like it isn't already) ..;)

Zhurdan
08-29-12, 18:54
I also thought of the falcon, that would be a cool ride.

But thinking about this topic I realized the most important gadget at this time are the shades from 'They Live'. This so the lefties could be revealed and exposed at a distance and their propaganda exposed clearly (not like it isn't already) ..;)

Sooo almost posted this earlier. Haha.

montanadave
08-29-12, 19:20
So I'm the only one to consider a pleaure bot ala Daryll Hannah's Pris from Blade Runner?

bubba04
08-29-12, 19:37
ya'll are not thinking big enough.


the death star. Sign me up for 1.

Honu
08-29-12, 19:46
ya'll are not thinking big enough.


the death star. Sign me up for 1.

cause a dude with a light saber defeated it and the death star blew up ;)


I still want a light saber :) and the force :)

nimdabew
08-29-12, 19:47
ya'll are not thinking big enough.


the death star. Sign me up for 1.

Where would you get the personal for operating the Death Star? Independent contractors, that's where. You would have to have them sign a waiver form due to possible left-wing militants blowing up everything with their lasers.

nimdabew
08-29-12, 19:48
cause a dude with a light saber defeated it and the death star blew up ;)


It was actually the Millenium Falcon and Wedge in an X-Wing :lol:

bubba04
08-29-12, 20:02
that was cause its a movie. Death Start wins in real life. :fie:


cause a dude with a light saber defeated it and the death star blew up ;)


I still want a light saber :) and the force :)

SteyrAUG
08-29-12, 21:11
Two things.

Why sleep with women who've been with like a million dudes?

As somebody who has been with a porn actress. Don't. It's ****in' mess. This is a message for all the dudes out there who fantisize about it.


Because they know "how" to do it. And with a holodeck I could customize to my needs. And I'll just have to take my chances with an 80s vintage Ginger Lynn, Tracey Adams & Keisha threeway.

SteyrAUG
08-29-12, 21:12
So I'm the only one to consider a pleaure bot ala Daryll Hannah's Pris from Blade Runner?

I think I'd rather have a Fem Bot.

Denali
08-29-12, 21:26
1. The Tantalus Field from the original Star Trek.

In the episode "Mirror Mirror", the landing party gets swept into a parallel universe where the Federation is basically evil and the organization is run through assassinations and whatnot. In Kirk's cabin is a device that locates a person, and with a touch of a button, vaporizes them. I guess it's good that such a device doesn't exist, because I would sure have been tempted to use it a few times, like on the guy that shot my brother's dog for sport.

2. The 'Homer' pistol from Logan's Run

Basically it fires some kind of explosive pellet that detonates on impact, causing a gaping, flaming hole in the person's torso. No argument over terminal ballistics with that one.

3. The phaser from Star Trek

With settings from 'stun' to 'disintegrate', there's pretty much no target too big. One character from the old series remarked that it was "Devastating! Why...this could kill millions!"

4. The landmaster, from Damnation Alley

The movie was a flop, but what a bug out vehicle! The vehicle was designed to be a working prop, and was pretty impressive with minor problems. Triangular wheeled suspension, articulated center section, missile launchers. Not to mention showers and a kitchen. What's not to like from the ultimate tactical RV?

5. The Batmobile

Nuff Said

A transporter system ala Star Trek...

davidjinks
08-29-12, 22:18
Thor's hammer

montanadave
08-29-12, 22:21
I think I'd rather have a Fem Bot.

Or perhaps a Katherine Ross Stepford Wife?

SteyrAUG
08-29-12, 23:53
Or perhaps a Katherine Ross Stepford Wife?


They were boring, definitely a fem bot.

Iraqgunz
08-30-12, 00:25
I will take a light saber, time machine and a transporter.

tuck
08-30-12, 00:56
I want everything Stark Industries has ever invented...

Oh, and a blue light saber.

Moose-Knuckle
08-30-12, 03:10
All I need is a Blas Tech EE-3 Rifle, a Mitrinomon Z-6 Jet Pack, Knee-Pad Rocket Dart Launchers, Spike Boots, Fibercord Whip with Grappling Device, dual Blas Tech DUR-24 wrist lasers, Kelvarek Consolidated Arms MM9 Mini Concussion Rocket, Czerka ZX Miniature Flame Projector, a set of Mandalorian battle armor, and a modified prototype Firespray-31-class patrol and attack craft.

Then I would be the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy!

Magic_Salad0892
08-30-12, 06:44
I think I'd rather have a Fem Bot.

And if I hated you, I'd go back in time using my DeLorean, and replace it with a Fem Bot from Austin Powers.

That would be a ****ed up way to knock somebody off.

Doc Safari
08-30-12, 09:02
I'll just have to take my chances with an 80s vintage Ginger Lynn, Tracey Adams & Keisha threeway.

I think I'd rather have Annette Haven, Brigitte Monet, Hyapatia Lee, Amber Lynn, or that cute little chick that looked kinda like Meg Ryan.

GTifosi
08-30-12, 12:14
Just a small trip to the side for a moment to give you something to think about next time you're bored:
Why when a guy excersizes he gets stronger, but when a girl uses her keglars a lot she presumably gets all soft and floppy?

There's ho's out there who can pick up a stack of half dollars one at a time with thier coochie and put them back down in another stack, with the other face up.

This is and other physical feats are not something a hallway trying to hold a hotdog is capable of.

This has been your thought provoking idea for the day.
We now return you to your regularly schedualled topic.

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Add the ball from Phantasm, the box from Hellraiser and the gizmo the aliens used to change appearance in Critters to my list.
A case of Leia's hand hold sized thermal detonators wouldn't be so bad either as long as one didn't get confused with the aforementioned ball.

The ring.

SteyrAUG
08-30-12, 12:50
I think I'd rather have Annette Haven, Brigitte Monet, Hyapatia Lee, Amber Lynn, or that cute little chick that looked kinda like Meg Ryan.

If we go that far back I want Desiree Cousteau.

JBecker 72
08-30-12, 13:15
How about the Aston Martin Vanish from Die Another Day?