anthony1
09-29-12, 03:04
So I usually don't rant, I'm laid back and can blow off most anything. What happened to me tonight though has me angry.
I spent all thursday and a good portion of today building a smoker. I went to the store and bought ribs and a brisket and though I usually don't drink, some beer. I bought a lot of beer because when I do drink, I kinda like to mix it up - say maybe I'll have a few different micro brews then just relax and put back a few normal lighter pilsner beers.
So I finally finished getting my smoker ready after a trial run to make sure my temps were ok, took a little longer than I planned but whatever- I put a rack of spare ribs on at 9pm and figured I'd sit
in my nice back yard by the fire pit and and have a few brews and listen to music till they were done at 1-2 ish.
My girl went to here friends house around 10, came back around 12 with her liberal friend and her liberal boyfriend. Shes "tired" and goes to bed (thanks alot). No big deal I said Ill just go put the AR that was sitting by the door in the closet and try to be nice.
Big mistake- my first gut instinct was to just tell them to leave but instead I played nice and tried to explain my smoker wasnt a grill and yes "it really takes 6 hours to make ribs". Well this pussy boyfriend keeps complaint about being "cold" despite the fact he has on ****ing flip flops, so I say just take the path to the back yard I have a fire going back there. Figured everything was good, put on iPod and sat by my new smoker.
Well about 12:45 I go inside to get a beer- had about 4-5 and really felt like having a few more. Open fridge....... Beer all gone, can't be, I had 20 or so of mix and match variety left. Nope about 10 half drank beers are sitting on my kitchen table. I immediately head to the back yard and find the rest of my beers strewn about my back yard half drank and to top it all off these jackasses somehow managed to rearrange the logs in my firepit in such a godamned retarded manner that they put my fire out in 30 min. They were gone or I would possibly be in jail- depending on who the cops beleived.
They were kind enough to leave there shitty bottle of merlot behind and I attempted to drink some out of spite why waiting for my ribs, it didn't work and I sat here pissed for the past 3 hours.
Moral of story never let liberals come over and when at your house don't resist the natural desire to slap them. I seriously sat here for 3 hours wishing I would have just slapped him into submission- he was too much of a pussy to hit with a closed fist.... And yet he won LoL. Rant over.
I spent all thursday and a good portion of today building a smoker. I went to the store and bought ribs and a brisket and though I usually don't drink, some beer. I bought a lot of beer because when I do drink, I kinda like to mix it up - say maybe I'll have a few different micro brews then just relax and put back a few normal lighter pilsner beers.
So I finally finished getting my smoker ready after a trial run to make sure my temps were ok, took a little longer than I planned but whatever- I put a rack of spare ribs on at 9pm and figured I'd sit
in my nice back yard by the fire pit and and have a few brews and listen to music till they were done at 1-2 ish.
My girl went to here friends house around 10, came back around 12 with her liberal friend and her liberal boyfriend. Shes "tired" and goes to bed (thanks alot). No big deal I said Ill just go put the AR that was sitting by the door in the closet and try to be nice.
Big mistake- my first gut instinct was to just tell them to leave but instead I played nice and tried to explain my smoker wasnt a grill and yes "it really takes 6 hours to make ribs". Well this pussy boyfriend keeps complaint about being "cold" despite the fact he has on ****ing flip flops, so I say just take the path to the back yard I have a fire going back there. Figured everything was good, put on iPod and sat by my new smoker.
Well about 12:45 I go inside to get a beer- had about 4-5 and really felt like having a few more. Open fridge....... Beer all gone, can't be, I had 20 or so of mix and match variety left. Nope about 10 half drank beers are sitting on my kitchen table. I immediately head to the back yard and find the rest of my beers strewn about my back yard half drank and to top it all off these jackasses somehow managed to rearrange the logs in my firepit in such a godamned retarded manner that they put my fire out in 30 min. They were gone or I would possibly be in jail- depending on who the cops beleived.
They were kind enough to leave there shitty bottle of merlot behind and I attempted to drink some out of spite why waiting for my ribs, it didn't work and I sat here pissed for the past 3 hours.
Moral of story never let liberals come over and when at your house don't resist the natural desire to slap them. I seriously sat here for 3 hours wishing I would have just slapped him into submission- he was too much of a pussy to hit with a closed fist.... And yet he won LoL. Rant over.