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strat41986
12-20-12, 18:32
Hello my fellow AR owners!!! A little bit about myself, my full time job I am captain of my neighborhood watch and I love tactical equipment. After doing much research and watching all the documentaries about the raid on Osama bin Laden's compound I knew I had to get an AR-15. When I found out that the last thing Osama bin Laden saw was the barrel of a DPMS rifle I knew for sure that was the one I wanted. A buddy of mine
sold me his DPMS optics free oracle rifle for $2000.00. I knew I was paying more for this rifle but I knew I was paying for quality. Afterwards I went to my local store and bought a tactical sling by bone collector and a BSA laser flashlight red light combo. Then I went to my local range and fired off some rounds and boy did that panther roar lol. When I got home I realized my sight could run out of juice at anytime so I taped some AA batteries to the butt stock and bungee corded a 3 D cell maglite to the hand guard. I also taped a laser pointer that I had when my cat was still alive to the top rail. After I attached all of these tactical accessories I went back to the gun range and did a 50 yard zero on my laser pointer. Its funny all I had to do was make a slight adjustment to the tape and my laser pointer was zeroed in LOL. At the range I realized I couldnt keep a steady aim so I purchased a tactical bipod for $200 so I can get some steady shots on the Osama bin laden zombie target lol. If you guys have any suggestions feel free to let me know.

QuickStrike
12-20-12, 18:36
Troll better. ;)

lethal dose
12-20-12, 18:36
This should be a sticky.

Inkslinger
12-20-12, 18:40
My list of suggestions would be too long to type.

levik97
12-20-12, 18:42
LMAO

Levi

Frank207
12-20-12, 18:44
This should be a sticky.

Im not a huge poster but well played sir:lol::lol::lol:

weggy
12-20-12, 18:44
Sweet Jesus!!!!!!!!!:suicide2:

8200rpm
12-20-12, 18:46
Troll better. ;)

+1.

You get a C- for effort, and an F execution.

Too much of a caricature. Not believable at all.

theblackknight
12-20-12, 18:47
Id say you could get better, but your heart is in the right place and thats what matters.

sent from mah gun,using my sights

proxpilot
12-20-12, 18:48
2G's eh??

http://www.bromygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/not-bad-meme.jpg

ruddyhair
12-20-12, 18:56
LOL - that was great - I needed a good laugh

10MMGary
12-20-12, 18:57
2G's eh??

http://www.bromygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/not-bad-meme.jpg

This reply is the only thing better than the original post, and not by much. Dear lord my sides are killing me and I am suffering face cramps from laughter. Well done men, now carry on.

warpigM-4
12-20-12, 19:02
you made me blow snot out my nose trying not to laugh:lol: