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SteyrAUG
03-27-13, 21:03
The section 8 crew next door has the usual Bebe's Kids and now that they are on spring break they are in the back yard screaming at the top of their lungs (no shit - they couldn't be louder if they were being attacked and eaten by lions) for hours on end during parts of the day.

Having previous knowledge of how completely retarded their parents are this is hardly surprising. There is no "talk to the neighbors" solution or any other reasonable person compromise.

I figure if I can rig an air horn on a fence post pointed directly at them I may be able to condition them to possibly shut the **** up. Or at the very least I can annoy them as much as they annoy me by contributing my loud noise to the "I don't have any sense of decency" part.

Thinking of something simple like this.

http://www.amazon.com/SUPER-BLAST-Hand-Pump-Horn/dp/B0083CMKK0/ref=pd_sim_sg_3

But I need to find a way to remote activate it. I don't want to have to monopolize my time to man an air horn. Ideally I'd like to be able to discharge it remotely from my living room every time I begin to hear them over my own TV.

Any ideas on how to set it up?

The_War_Wagon
03-27-13, 21:07
Have you thought about RELEASING LIONS in their backyard? Especially since no one would notice! :D

Moose-Knuckle
03-27-13, 21:08
Have you thought about RELEASING LIONS in their backyard? Especially since no one would notice! :D

Meh, he lives in FL. Just throw some Rock Pythons back there.


I would simply set up a rudimentary PA system and blair The Very Best of David Allan Coe in its entirety.

GeorgiaBoy
03-27-13, 21:08
Oh look... another thread about Steyr's aggravating neighbors... :rolleyes:


Why not just go out there and practice with your flower pot chain and broom stick things in front of them?

El Pistolero
03-27-13, 21:09
Have you thought about RELEASING LIONS in their backyard? Especially since no one would notice! :D

This guy gets it!:lol:

SteyrAUG
03-27-13, 21:25
Oh look... another thread about Steyr's aggravating neighbors... :rolleyes:


Why not just go out there and practice with your flower pot chain and broom stick things in front of them?


And here you are reading and disapproving.

:laugh:

As if these topics are so important...


Is there anything else to talk about? (Multi-page thread 1 2)
GeorgiaBoy

Will we ever run out of new music?
GeorgiaBoy

Orwell vs. Huxley
GeorgiaBoy

SteyrAUG
03-27-13, 21:27
Have you thought about RELEASING LIONS in their backyard? Especially since no one would notice! :D

If only I had lions. Plus I think the air horn would amuse me.

Honu
03-27-13, 21:36
Get a $10 burn phone call the cops about the insane loud noise and you think they are smoking something cause the smoke smells funny

HES
03-27-13, 21:41
Are these the morons with the dog or the other neighbors with the hot Brazilian chicks?

tinman44
03-27-13, 21:41
dont be a pussy...:moil:

http://www.amazon.com/Wolo-415-MC-Airsplitter-Chrome-Trumpet/dp/B000GKEZGE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1364438335&sr=8-2&keywords=electric+air+horn

wire that shit up two an extension cord and just plug it in when they get out of hand...maybe unplug it when you get tired of hearing it.

if funds arent an issue maybe just wire up several of these http://www.amazon.com/Single-Trumpet-Truck-Horn-Loud-Deep/dp/B001KZ4JK6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_7

btw...shame on you for making me order one of these http://www.amazon.com/Wolo-430-Plastic-Trumpet-DixieLand/dp/B00029XHZ4/ref=pd_sim_sbs_auto_1

officerX
03-27-13, 21:49
I have no idea how you'd activate it, but I would like to say................FANTASTIC idea!

a0cake
03-27-13, 21:56
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/00/13/2b/2e/the-bell-tower.jpg


http://entertainmentagentblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nike-just-do-it2.jpg




No, but seriously, you've got the worst luck with neighbors.

FromMyColdDeadHand
03-27-13, 22:10
Seems like a speaker that plays 'Feelings' or one of Ronald Reagan's 3 minute radio drive-time speeches would help with the behavior modification. They get too loud, you play the song at a medium to high volume. Eventually they'll learn to keep quiet, be mellow, or turn into Republicans.

OR

Weather is getting better, time to start watering the lawn. Really hard to control where some of those spray....

murphy j
03-27-13, 22:17
http://www.amazon.com/SUPER-BLAST-Hand-Pump-Horn/dp/B0083CMKK0/ref=pd_sim_sg_3

Any ideas on how to set it up?

Too much work methinks. It'd probably end up being a Rube Goldberg type contraption.


dont be a pussy...:moil:

http://www.amazon.com/Wolo-415-MC-Airsplitter-Chrome-Trumpet/dp/B000GKEZGE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1364438335&sr=8-2&keywords=electric+air+horn

This would be the way to go. A 12 volt transformer, a doorbell button, some thermostat wire, a 120 volt powersource and you're in business:lol::lol::lol:

Shokr21
03-27-13, 22:21
I do get a kick out of some of your threads Steyr, but when it comes to your neighbor situations I can't help but remember a quote.

" Bump into an asshole in the morning, you bumped into an asshole. Bump into assholes all day, maybe you're the asshole " :dance3:

AKDoug
03-27-13, 22:47
www.hornblasters.com ... expensive, but worth it. All you need is a string attached to it, put in your ear plugs, pull.

SteyrAUG
03-27-13, 22:51
Are these the morons with the dog or the other neighbors with the hot Brazilian chicks?

Morons with the dog, the Brazilians haven't been a problem since. Btw they have another new puppy. This makes #3.

#1 I tried to find a home for, had to give back and they called animal control and got rid of it because it "runs away" all the time.

#2 Is the puppy they got when they made almost zero attempt to find after it ran off. This is the one they decided to keep when I found #1.

#3 is a new puppy recently acquired. #2 is now left outside around the clock and ignored except when the retard kids are outside chasing it around the yard, throwing their shoes at it and jabbing it with sticks when it hides from them under the "crap pile of yard debris."

SteyrAUG
03-27-13, 22:52
dont be a pussy...:moil:

http://www.amazon.com/Wolo-415-MC-Airsplitter-Chrome-Trumpet/dp/B000GKEZGE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1364438335&sr=8-2&keywords=electric+air+horn

wire that shit up two an extension cord and just plug it in when they get out of hand...maybe unplug it when you get tired of hearing it.

if funds arent an issue maybe just wire up several of these http://www.amazon.com/Single-Trumpet-Truck-Horn-Loud-Deep/dp/B001KZ4JK6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_7

btw...shame on you for making me order one of these http://www.amazon.com/Wolo-430-Plastic-Trumpet-DixieLand/dp/B00029XHZ4/ref=pd_sim_sbs_auto_1

HOLY GOD...that could work.

GeorgiaBoy
03-27-13, 22:54
And here you are reading and disapproving.

:laugh:

As if these topics are so important...


Is there anything else to talk about? (Multi-page thread 1 2)
GeorgiaBoy

Will we ever run out of new music?
GeorgiaBoy

Orwell vs. Huxley
GeorgiaBoy

You've posted 22 threads in the past month.

I've posted 22 threads in the past year.

And hey, my first thread actually eventually came true.

SteyrAUG
03-27-13, 22:54
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/00/13/2b/2e/the-bell-tower.jpg


http://entertainmentagentblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nike-just-do-it2.jpg




No, but seriously, you've got the worst luck with neighbors.


It's the same ****ing neighbors. I know everyone on the other side had to be sick of the shit too, but I don't think anyone is gonna step up.

It's a good thing there isn't a bell tower with an unobstructed view to the back yard.

:lol:

SteyrAUG
03-27-13, 22:55
You've posted 22 threads in the past month.

I've posted 22 threads in the past year.

And hey, my first thread actually eventually came true.

But mine are important.

:D

SteyrAUG
03-27-13, 22:57
I do get a kick out of some of your threads Steyr, but when it comes to your neighbor situations I can't help but remember a quote.

" Bump into an asshole in the morning, you bumped into an asshole. Bump into assholes all day, maybe you're the asshole " :dance3:

All the other neighbors are just fine.

chadbag
03-27-13, 23:08
btw...shame on you for making me order one of these http://www.amazon.com/Wolo-430-Plastic-Trumpet-DixieLand/dp/B00029XHZ4/ref=pd_sim_sbs_auto_1

That's the ticket!



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chadbag
03-27-13, 23:09
You've posted 22 threads in the past month.

I've posted 22 threads in the past year.

And hey, my first thread actually eventually came true.

At least SteyrAUG's are interesting... :lol:



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SpankMonkey
03-27-13, 23:09
So in. :D

GeorgiaBoy
03-27-13, 23:14
At least SteyrAUG's are interesting... :lol:



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But mine are important.

Tough crowd.

:D;):p

chadbag
03-27-13, 23:15
Tough crowd.

Don't take your self so friggin' seriously. Both of us put smileys on there.



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GeorgiaBoy
03-27-13, 23:35
Don't take your self so friggin' seriously. Both of us put smileys on there.



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I'm not?

I figured my sarcasm would be evident without smilies.

Jellybean
03-28-13, 00:00
dont be a pussy...:moil:

http://www.amazon.com/Wolo-415-MC-Airsplitter-Chrome-Trumpet/dp/B000GKEZGE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1364438335&sr=8-2&keywords=electric+air+horn

wire that shit up two an extension cord and just plug it in when they get out of hand...maybe unplug it when you get tired of hearing it.

if funds arent an issue maybe just wire up several of these http://www.amazon.com/Single-Trumpet-Truck-Horn-Loud-Deep/dp/B001KZ4JK6/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_7

btw...shame on you for making me order one of these http://www.amazon.com/Wolo-430-Plastic-Trumpet-DixieLand/dp/B00029XHZ4/ref=pd_sim_sbs_auto_1

Ah, darn beat me to it, with even better suggestions no less...:p
This would seem to be the cheapest remote solution for a person handy with eletric stuff (not me. :D)


www.hornblasters.com ... expensive, but worth it. All you need is a string attached to it, put in your ear plugs, pull.

:eek:
Holy crap dude! It's got it's own freaking air tank! I have a feeling all earpro would be inneffective against that- perhaps window-shatteringly so..... :D

However, I have a third option that will cost you mere dollars and is 110% guaranteed to annoy the living piss out of anyone:

http://www.ota-berlin.de/blog/wp-content/Vuvuzela_red1.jpg

Yes, it's man powered, but it really can't be that hard to walk to a nearby open window and puff a few blasts out, right? Probably great for calming oneself down as well... :laugh:

Waylander
03-28-13, 00:06
I swear to God I knew this was related to torturing your neighbors when I read the thread title :D
(but I'm sure most of the others did too)

You've got to stop this passive aggressive bullshit. That being said, I'm totally in :) Anybody that thinks this thread isn't totally epic is just as retarded as your neighbors :jester:

This reminds me of my idea to mount two spotlights underneath my rear bumper to shine beams of blindness onto tailgating bright lighters but something told me LE would have a problem with that.

Airhasz
03-28-13, 00:30
Move out to the country and end the stress of bothersome neighbors. Life is to short, get a few acres and forget about it...:p

SteyrAUG
03-28-13, 00:37
I swear to God I knew this was related to torturing your neighbors when I read the thread title :D
(but I'm sure most of the others did too)

You've got to stop this passive aggressive bullshit. That being said, I'm totally in :) Anybody that thinks this thread isn't totally epic is just as retarded as your neighbors :jester:

This reminds me of my idea to mount two spotlights underneath my rear bumper to shine beams of blindness onto tailgating bright lighters but something told me LE would have a problem with that.

It's not passive aggressive. It's absolutely replying in kind. It's not insignificant enough that it can be ignored and it's not significant enough to warrant anything more. I'm simply showing them the same inconsideration they show me.

I can't go too big however, I don't want to invest money I don't have to waste and I have other neighbors to consider who don't want to hear my horn any more than they want to listen to screaming kids.

SteyrAUG
03-28-13, 00:41
Move out to the country and end the stress of bothersome neighbors. Life is to short, get a few acres and forget about it...:p


If only. I put my house on the market right before things tanked years back. Currently if I tried to sell my house I'd be competing with short sales and foreclosures and that would leave me with enough money to probably end up in a place where every neighbor was exactly like this one. I'd love to sell my house and get the **** out of dodge and live someplace where I have enough land to shoot suppressed without bothering my neighbors.

Waylander
03-28-13, 00:41
It's not passive aggressive. It's absolutely replying in kind. It's not insignificant enough that it can be ignored and it's not significant enough to warrant anything more. I'm simply showing them the same inconsideration they show me.

I can't go too big however, I don't want to invest money I don't have to waste and I have other neighbors to consider who don't want to hear my horn any more than they want to listen to screaming kids.

I know. I was being facetious because I've thought of some things just as nefarious maybe not as creative though :)

SteyrAUG
03-28-13, 00:43
I know. I was being facetious because I've thought of some things just as nefarious maybe not as creative though :)

Gotcha.

SMETNA
03-28-13, 02:49
Loud speakers + 10 hour YouTube vid

http://youtu.be/hGlyFc79BUE
http://youtu.be/kxopViU98Xo

Honu
03-28-13, 03:06
ya just need to get something really stinky and a good fan to keep it blowing over that way :)

some kinda gnarly sulfur crap you could push over that way but not smoke or anything just something gnarly !

to bad you dont have some dead sea life soaking for a month or so in salt water and just throw the liquid over into their yard when they are away :)

the yard will smell so bad nobody will want to hang out in it ;)

Iraqgunz
03-28-13, 03:37
Here's my thought. Just report them and let the police deal with it. Ultimately these little tit-for-tat things end up a supersized shit sandwich in the end.

Hootiewho
03-28-13, 05:09
This....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MasocIBqaE&feature=youtube_gdata_player


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDJPLxwuMyA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Airhasz
03-28-13, 05:43
Here's my thought. Just report them and let the police deal with it. Ultimately these little tit-for-tat things end up a supersized shit sandwich in the end.

Words of wisdom here!

Safetyhit
03-28-13, 07:09
The idea sounds good in theory, but if you're going to do something you know will escalate the situation then why not just scream "**** all of you!!" repeatedly with a bullhorn each time you have one of these issues? Less expensive and no assembly needed, yet likely to yield the same result.

Honestly dude it sounds like you just need to move.

The_War_Wagon
03-28-13, 07:46
If only. I put my house on the market right before things tanked years back. Currently if I tried to sell my house I'd be competing with short sales and foreclosures and that would leave me with enough money to probably end up in a place where every neighbor was exactly like this one. I'd love to sell my house and get the **** out of dodge and live someplace where I have enough land to shoot suppressed without bothering my neighbors.

There's ALWAYS the turkey deep fryer on the patio... and then the insurance payout! :D

markm
03-28-13, 09:00
The airhorn will just get stolen by these animals. And then they'll break in when you're gone.

TAZ
03-28-13, 11:09
The reality of it is that you have more to loose with these tit for tat games. In the end its not illegal for kids to be out playing in the hard during the day, even if they are screaming his asses off. It is however illegal to blare air horns at someone home just to piss them off.

With that said, aren't young kids like dogs in that their ears are super sensitive to high frequency sounds. Not ultrasound, but high enough that adults with hearing damage can't make out, but kids get annoyed??

SteyrAUG
03-28-13, 11:52
Here's my thought. Just report them and let the police deal with it. Ultimately these little tit-for-tat things end up a supersized shit sandwich in the end.

"Hello police. Yes the children next door are being very loud when the play. Yes I'm serious. No mam, this isn't a joke."

Sadly this has become so common, as common as bad parents, that the police department would need to double in size and devote a special unit to even attempt to address this issue and they would need laws making it illegal to scream like a retard.

It's a catch 22. The kids aren't doing anything illegal, just annoying and the parents aren't considerate enough people to teach them any different. So basically I'm on my own to find legal solutions that work.

SteyrAUG
03-28-13, 11:58
The idea sounds good in theory, but if you're going to do something you know will escalate the situation then why not just scream "**** all of you!!" repeatedly with a bullhorn each time you have one of these issues? Less expensive and no assembly needed, yet likely to yield the same result.

Honestly dude it sounds like you just need to move.

I think a rhythmic cadence of "**** all of you!" would only produce dancing.

And I'm not about to take a loss on my home and potentially end up someplace worse because a Section 8 crew moved next door. There is no escaping it down here anymore. I have friends in houses that cost three times as much who are dealing with identical problems.

These people can go be section 8 anywhere. I simply have to make them not want to live next to me. Until I have the ability to eject on S. FL completely I just need to hold the fort and do whatever makes life tolerable to live here.

I was able to bring an end to the loud, inconsiderate smoke parties on the front porch, I think I can figure this one out.

Moose-Knuckle
03-28-13, 14:55
Also don't underestimate the power of The Best of Billy Ray Cyrus (http://www.amazon.com/20th-Century-Masters-Billy-Cyrus/dp/B0001DMY00/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1364500373&sr=8-3&keywords=best+of+billy+ray+cyrus) playing on an endless loop at a high volume.

Achy Breaky Heart alone will drive most humanoids to . . . :suicide:

Safetyhit
03-28-13, 15:18
I was able to bring an end to the loud, inconsiderate smoke parties on the front porch, I think I can figure this one out.


Sounds good. Of course my temptation was to ask how you will begin construction of the "community observation" tower there at your home, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it will be on a structurally supported region of the roof.


:moil:

HES
03-28-13, 15:22
Seems like a speaker that plays 'Feelings'...
THIS!

Doing so would be so much worse than an air horn. Even worse than achy breaky heart.


#3 is a new puppy recently acquired. #2 is now left outside around the clock and ignored except when the retard kids are outside chasing it around the yard, throwing their shoes at it and jabbing it with sticks when it hides from them under the "crap pile of yard debris."
Just set up a video camera and send it to animal control. Post it to youtube. It'll become a self correcting situation in no time.

Suwannee Tim
03-28-13, 15:42
You can't win trying to out asshole assholes who have less to loose than you. When they figure out what your buttons are they are going to push them. My suggestion, Bose acoustic noise cancelling headphones. Grin and bear it.

SteyrAUG
03-28-13, 15:58
You can't win trying to out asshole assholes who have less to loose than you. When they figure out what your buttons are they are going to push them. My suggestion, Bose acoustic noise cancelling headphones. Grin and bear it.


Yeah cause that will help me when I'm watching TV. Grin and bear it only encourages them, toleration breeds more shit to put up with. This house being a "rental property" seems to be a magnet for troublesome renters. I've been though this once or twice before and managed to get them to move on.

These are also hardly the worst. Had some methhead trailer trash "friends of the owner" in there from about 6 months and was dealing with shit like low water pressure due to their illegal, leaky hookup to the water main. They were also bypassing the meter on their electrical hookup with ****ing jumper cables. Eventually they stopped paying rent and it took their buddy (the owner) almost two months to evict them. Of course in the meantime they completely ****ed over the house. You'd think he'd learn.

Doc Safari
03-28-13, 16:35
If only I had lions. Plus I think the air horn would amuse me.

Don't know if it's legit or not, but I used to get this catalog from a law enforcement supply company and one of the tempting little toys they offered was a unidirectional sound emitter that would cause its target(s) to vomit and defecate uncontrollably.

I am racking my brain to remember the company name. Anyway, a vomit gun has got to be more fun than an air horn.

SteyrAUG
03-28-13, 17:14
Don't know if it's legit or not, but I used to get this catalog from a law enforcement supply company and one of the tempting little toys they offered was a unidirectional sound emitter that would cause its target(s) to vomit and defecate uncontrollably.

I am racking my brain to remember the company name. Anyway, a vomit gun has got to be more fun than an air horn.

Betting it was a Shomer Tec catalog and the device was Sonic Assault.

I could see applications for this.

http://www.shomer-tec.com/product/haunted-harassment-1417.cfm

If they don't sleep at night, they don't cause trouble during the day.

:laugh:

Doc Safari
03-28-13, 17:25
Betting it was a Shomer Tec catalog and the device was Sonic Assault.

I think you're right.

EDITED TO ADD: It was Sonic Assault. They still offer it and the civilian version "Sonic Nausea."

http://www.shomer-tec.com/product/sonic-assault-1537.cfm

So am I detecting a lightbulb going off in your head?
:D

JoshNC
03-28-13, 17:33
Steyr, are you in any position to just move? Your neighbors sound like they are a ticking time bomb. And living next to them likely puts you at higher risk for direct or indirect personal harm, theft, etc.

Are this actual section 8 housing right next door? If so, I would just move. You will never have a peaceful existence living next to a neighbors who are so ignorant of normal social code.

SteyrAUG
03-28-13, 19:54
Steyr, are you in any position to just move? Your neighbors sound like they are a ticking time bomb. And living next to them likely puts you at higher risk for direct or indirect personal harm, theft, etc.

Are this actual section 8 housing right next door? If so, I would just move. You will never have a peaceful existence living next to a neighbors who are so ignorant of normal social code.


It's not section 8 housing. It's section 8 renters. That means the section 8 program pays their rent for them. They are everywhere in South Florida including many neighborhoods I couldn't afford to live in.

This isn't projects, they decided that was mean. So they simply give them a housing allowance and they find their own place to rent. I know what the owner charges for rent and it's higher than my mortgage payment. So technically they can afford to rent anyplace I could afford to move to.

feedramp
03-28-13, 20:12
Wow that's absurd. Who allows these programs to continue, let alone exist in the first place? Is it federally mandated or state-based?

Sounds like one of the times an HOA would be useful.

JoshNC
03-28-13, 21:10
Any way to plead with the owner to boot them out? Any covenants in your neighborhood that can be used to your benefit in this? Surely your other neighbors are similarly irritated.


It's not section 8 housing. It's section 8 renters. That means the section 8 program pays their rent for them. They are everywhere in South Florida including many neighborhoods I couldn't afford to live in.

This isn't projects, they decided that was mean. So they simply give them a housing allowance and they find their own place to rent. I know what the owner charges for rent and it's higher than my mortgage payment. So technically they can afford to rent anyplace I could afford to move to.

SteyrAUG
03-28-13, 22:46
Any way to plead with the owner to boot them out? Any covenants in your neighborhood that can be used to your benefit in this? Surely your other neighbors are similarly irritated.

The owner is barely a step up from the people he usually rents to. He probably loves section 8 as he is guaranteed his rent as the government pays him directly. When he rented to his trailer park "friends" with the illegal water and electric hookups he became aware of it and visited the property about 4am and stood on the street (I guess there is some law about him being on his own property) and started yelling "mother****er this and mother****er that" at the top of his lungs without a thought that he might wake up every house around him.

My other neighbors aren't troublesome but they are basically useless. Across the street I have a minister who wouldn't step out of his front door if people were stripping his car in his driveway. Directly across the street from the section 8 crew is an alcoholic who only cares about making sure he is drunk and has cigarette money. Next door to them is a single mother who isn't gonna do anything about anything. And in the house on the other side is an old couple that just doesn't want any trouble.

During the few instances when decent people were renting next door the neighborhood is so quiet at night you can hear cats a block away. But being as how the owner is kinda a scumbag anyone decent probably doesn't want him as a landlord and they seem to move on.

I've actually got it pretty easy. I have a friend who paid about $450k for his house 10 years ago (about 3 times the median price for a single family home) and he has a section 8 crew across the street. Apparently the more kids you have the more of a housing allowance you get. It is literally a doctors and lawyers neighborhood with a section 8 welfare mom. This has been standard practice since before the housing bubble bursts and it's only gotten worse since then when housing values dropped below what the government hands out in rent money.

I don't live in a HOA and I never will. I shouldn't have to get anyone's permission to paint my house or build a fence.

Really compared to some past renters in this place, these people are simply a nuisance. They are extremely inconsiderate and don't know anything about basic courtesy but at the same time they know where the property line is and they won't let their kids cross it. I've dealt with much worse in the past. Eventually they are gonna figure out the rules of "leave me alone and I leave you alone."

I know there are parts of the country where this kind of thing would be a huge deal, I've been there. But in South Florida it just goes with the territory unfortunately. I used to live in downtown Ft. Lauderdale and there I was having actual confrontations with drug dealers and gang members. I had more "held at gunpoint" instances on my property than people would be willing to believe.

Eventually the economy and the housing market will come back around and I'll be able to successfully eject without taking a massive financial loss and I'll relocate to something a little more small town and rural. Until then I just have to help my neighbors understand they aren't being considerate of their neighbors in a way that they can understand and appreciate.

SteyrAUG
03-28-13, 22:53
Wow that's absurd. Who allows these programs to continue, let alone exist in the first place? Is it federally mandated or state-based?

Sounds like one of the times an HOA would be useful.

Our tax dollars at work.

Basically because housing projects were such hell holes and centers of drug and violent crime activity they spread them out into regular neighborhoods. Not sure if it is Federal, state or both.

Iraqgunz
03-29-13, 03:59
Yeah, I know it sounds crazy. But after responding to one or two neighborly fights where one slashed another with a box cutter and another beat one with an ax handle and crushed his skull I guess I just like to try something else before going FMJ.


"Hello police. Yes the children next door are being very loud when the play. Yes I'm serious. No mam, this isn't a joke."

Sadly this has become so common, as common as bad parents, that the police department would need to double in size and devote a special unit to even attempt to address this issue and they would need laws making it illegal to scream like a retard.

It's a catch 22. The kids aren't doing anything illegal, just annoying and the parents aren't considerate enough people to teach them any different. So basically I'm on my own to find legal solutions that work.

Hootiewho
03-29-13, 04:28
I understand we have to be grownups, but it is still fun to scheme...


This randomly between 4 am & 10 am; then again between 7 pm & 10 pm. It would probably be great exercise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM54R6S6vlk&feature=youtube_gdata_player

eodinert
03-29-13, 07:36
They make ringtones for phones that adults can't hear...it's at a frequency that as you grow up (and your ears get damaged by life), most adults can no longer hear.

Get a decent set of speakers, and amp, and an iPod. The kids will hate it, and go someplace else, but the adults (including cops) won't be able to hear it. It's like a dog whistle, for kids.

kcara
03-29-13, 08:31
I feel your pain. I am a landlord and made the mistake of renting to a section 8 family. The kids threw spaghetti on the ceilings, cut up their own couch with a steak knife, and carved their name into a neighbors car.

The children and youth services came and the people bugged out of there within a week.

The direct deposit check from section 8 was not worth it. I ended up about $ 750 in the red after doing repairs and cleaning.

I did file for a court judgement and won. No luck collecting on the judgement due to the family being a bunch of FSA bloodsucking leeches. No more section 8 for me. :mad:

T2C
03-29-13, 09:46
Get some Deer B Gone spray and lay down a good coat of it in their play area. It has rotten eggs, old garlic, etc. in it and it will make you nauseous when you spray it. That should keep them out of the yard for a few days. :lol: