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Magic_Salad0892
05-19-13, 06:22
Too much seriousness going on as of late, and this board needs more comedy. Maybe some good sig lines will pop up. Lol.
Army Chief
05-19-13, 07:11
Easy call.
Montanadave's quote makes me laugh every time I see it; easily the benchmark "10."
I also always enjoy JSantoro's sig lines, but now I'm jumping ahead of the process. ;)
AC
polymorpheous
05-19-13, 07:14
I've contemplated ridding myself of mine and going commando.
:D
Magic_Salad0892
05-19-13, 07:37
Easy call.
Montanadave's quote makes me laugh every time I see it; easily the benchmark "10."
Unfortunately, my own sig line (didn't have one at all for years) isn't necessarily reflective of my sense of humor. Just a reflection of some very old views that still ring true. Even at that, I'll likely pull it after a while, as it is tough to find one statement that conveys a message that is truly worth re-airing a half-dozen times a day.
I also always enjoy JSantoro's sig lines, but now I'm jumping ahead of the process. ;)
AC
I think your sig line was the right call.
(And I can't have a JSantoro sig line because every time I try to pick one to quote, I get lost in a sea of his wordsmith. You know how Jason Burton is with 1911s? That's how JSantoro is with words/insults.)
jonconsiglio
05-19-13, 07:54
I recently started using tapatalk and I can no longer see sig lines. Didn't even realize it until now.
sandman99and9
05-19-13, 08:02
I will play. Montanadave's is great !! I laugh every time I read it :)
S.M.
Voodoo_Man
05-19-13, 09:13
derptacular.
Maybe I'll start paying more attention to these things.
Maybe what we all should do is sift through JSantaro's pearls and choose one for a sig line. Have a JS Sig Line Week
gunrunner505
05-19-13, 12:43
I've contemplated ridding myself of mine and going commando.
:D
I'm going to steal this for mine. Classic.
Magic_Salad0892
05-19-13, 13:22
Maybe what we all should do is sift through JSantaro's pearls and choose one for a sig line. Have a JS Sig Line Week
I would actually love to do this, if you guys wanted to do a "Post the best JS Sig line" thread.
polymorpheous
05-19-13, 14:33
The Klink will bring down his eloquent hammer on all of you.
your is very remenicent of Picasso
i believe his was along the lins of, "i try things i cannot do so that i may learn to do them"...
very good
The Klink will bring down his eloquent hammer on all of you.
More pearls to choose from, then!
filthy phil
05-19-13, 15:51
10
Only a muzzie libtard puke would give less
:D
Crass but funny. I like my woman a little cleaner than the average homeless girl.
10/10
Sobering last line.
I had to grab a JS sig line also. They're usually classic beat downs.
RogerinTPA
05-19-13, 18:53
10 for Styer...
10 for Roger..... Sad but true
Magic_Salad0892
05-20-13, 09:25
^
10/10.
montanadave's is one among many that got a short but loud bark of laughter the first time I read it. It's good to have a "Henchwoman," is it not?
Another is part of Skintop's. T'would appear he's walking the heights, as the 2012 Zumba Endurance Champion. I hope everybody stood for the anthem at the awards ceremony. :D
Magic_Salad0892
05-20-13, 10:28
montanadave's is one among many that got a short but loud bark of laughter the first time I read it. It's good to have a "Henchwoman," is it not?
Another is part of Skintop's. T'would appear he's walking the heights, as the 2012 Zumba Endurance Champion. I hope everybody stood for the anthem at the awards ceremony. :D
How does it feel to have all of your words so heavily valued on this board due to your wordsmanship? :p
Another is part of Skintop's. T'would appear he's walking the heights, as the 2012 Zumba Endurance Champion. I hope everybody stood for the anthem at the awards ceremony. :D
Nationals are coming up soon, but my hopes are for the World Zumba Cup in 2013.
Magic_Salad0892
05-20-13, 10:33
Nationals are coming up soon, but my hopes are for the World Zumba Cup in 2013.
9/10. Needs a tactical Hi-Point .45 + milled slide for RMR, and suppressor. Also, a Jennings .25 auto.
8/10.
Clever but -2 for the unfortunate mental imagery.......which may be a greater judgement on how I process information....:(
Two words... Yoga. Pants.
I can only imagine where this thread is going to go....
Magic_Salad0892
05-20-13, 12:09
Kwelz gets a 8/10.
... How would you even rate Grant's?
... How would you even rate Grant's?
a 15/10 :)
MountainRaven
05-20-13, 12:36
I would rate Grant's poorly. No wit, no charm. Just a soulless advertisement. ;)
As much as I like MontanaDave, I'm going to have to give the sig poor marks. While witty and comical, it beggars belief. Surely a man who needs to have not one but two penis reduction surgeries should be in pornography, not on the internet!
Er, wait....
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D/:(:(
Magic_Salad0892
05-20-13, 12:38
I would rate Grant's poorly. No wit, no charm. Just a soulless advertisement. ;)
As much as I like MontanaDave, I'm going to have to give the sig poor marks. While witty and comical, it beggars belief. Surely a man who needs to have not one but two penis reduction surgeries should be in pornography, not on the internet!
Er, wait....
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D/:(:(
I lol'd.
I give yours a 10/10 for KAC.
...How would you even rate Grant's?
As an enabler
polymorpheous
05-20-13, 16:35
I always wondered what the "C4" stood for.
montanadave
05-20-13, 16:40
I always wondered what the "C4" stood for.
Not to speak for Grant, but I'm gonna hazard a guess.
C4I -- Command Control Communications Computers & Intelligence
Not to speak for Grant, but I'm gonna hazard a guess.
C4I -- Command Control Communications Computers & Intelligence
Good job! In my previous life, that was my specialty.
C4
Good job! In my previous life, that was my specialty.
C4
I like the website so I like the link- probably gonna buy my pro from their
gunrunner505
05-20-13, 17:01
I always wondered what the "C4" stood for.
This is what I always think of when i see Grants C4.....:D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ftXY-aYA8&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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GeorgiaBoy
05-20-13, 17:12
You should add Instagram in there too.
not sure how to rate that lol
GeorgiaBoy
05-20-13, 19:09
not sure how to rate that lol
You might have to understand the context of where it came from. ;)
Yours is 10/10.
You might have to understand the context of where it came from. ;)
Yours is 10/10.
which is why I didn't rate it haha.
Magic_Salad0892
05-21-13, 04:31
GeorgiaBoy gets a 10/10 for the Belloc reference. Lmao.
Well I guess everything has been said about Magic's sig line. I do chuckle every time I see it though.
ShortytheFirefighter
05-21-13, 16:42
Well I guess everything has been said about Magic's sig line. I do chuckle every time I see it though.
Great quote, who's it attributed to? 10/10
Magic_Salad0892
05-21-13, 16:52
Great quote, who's it attributed to? 10/10
10/10 as ****.
Lol. Skip my quote from now on. If I'm gonna keep posting, just rate the dude's quote above mine.
Doc Safari
05-21-13, 16:52
"Like the shiver of excitement you’d get if someone suddenly gave you permission to set fire to Piers Morgan." - Jeremy Clarkson
Priceless. I could add at least a dozen names to that list.
Great quote, who's it attributed to? 10/10
Excellent quote. 10/10
Made me laugh out loud!
Magic_Salad0892
05-21-13, 16:56
Excellent quote. 10/10
Made me laugh out loud!
THCDDM4's is a 10/10 now. :p
Great quote, who's it attributed to? 10/10
It's from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy, the guy who wrote No Country for Old Men. Characters name is Judge Holden and he makes Chigurh from No Country look like a pussy. He has a lot of great quotes in the book.
ShortytheFirefighter
05-22-13, 08:21
It's from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy, the guy who wrote No Country for Old Men. Characters name is Judge Holden and he makes Chigurh from No Country look like a pussy. He has a lot of great quotes in the book.
You're the second person to recommend that book to me, I'll have to pick it up this weekend.
Here's Jeremy Clarkson reviewing the BMW 1M, which is where I got the quote from (quote at 2:36):
http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/clarkson-tests-the-bmw-1-m-part-1-series-17-episode-1
Magic_Salad0892
05-22-13, 08:22
You're the second person to recommend that book to me, I'll have to pick it up this weekend.
Here's Jeremy Clarkson reviewing the BMW 1M, which is where I got the quote from (quote at 2:36):
http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/clarkson-tests-the-bmw-1-m-part-1-series-17-episode-1
I thought that guy (Clarkson) hated Americans. He makes fun of us all the time on his show.
How does it feel to have all of your words so heavily valued on this board due to your wordsmanship? :p
"Wittiest High School Janitor."
You're the second person to recommend that book to me, I'll have to pick it up this weekend.
It's a difficult read. McCarthy wrote it in the vernacular of the time and he doesn't use quotation marks. Here's another quote for you from the Judge:
“A man's at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with. He can know his heart, but he dont want to. Rightly so. Best not to look in there. It aint the heart of a creature that is bound in the way that God has set for it. You can find meanness in the least of creatures, but when God made man the devil was at his elbow. A creature that can do anything. Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine. And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.”
ShortytheFirefighter
05-22-13, 08:53
I thought that guy (Clarkson) hated Americans. He makes fun of us all the time on his show.
I wouldn't say he hates Americans, I'm just not sure that he likes anyone ;)
He certainly doesn't fit the typical British mold, given that he loves guns and large displacement engines. He's also as far from an environmentalist as you can get, to spite the protesters outside his house on Earth Day a few years ago he pulled his diesel Range Rover next to a tree in his yard and then left it idling for the entire day. He does love American cars from what I gather as well.
ShortytheFirefighter
05-22-13, 08:59
It's a difficult read. McCarthy wrote it in the vernacular of the time and he doesn't use quotation marks. Here's another quote for you from the Judge:
“A man's at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with. He can know his heart, but he dont want to. Rightly so. Best not to look in there. It aint the heart of a creature that is bound in the way that God has set for it. You can find meanness in the least of creatures, but when God made man the devil was at his elbow. A creature that can do anything. Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine. And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.”
I've read McCarthy before, and you're right. They're not books that you can just pick up and browse through. I think that's one reason I love his writing, because he makes it worth the work.
montanadave
05-22-13, 09:07
"Wittiest High School Janitor."
I think you attribute an undeserved level of maturity to most of us.
Perhaps "Wittiest Junior High Cafeteria Monitor" would be more appropriate?
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