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KING
08-09-06, 15:36
A Good one.
KING

From CALIFORNIA:

I can wear sandals all year long
I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.

I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.

I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!

I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

I know 65 mph really means 100

When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont mess around on the road

The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

My governor can beatup your governor

I can go out at midnight

You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code

We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you.

The best athletes come from here

*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*******
******IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******
From TEXAS:
where EVERYTHING is BIGGER and BETTER

Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...

Hey... California listen up... Texas is where its at!

I too can wear sandals all year long... plus I can put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stick
out.

You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now surfer boy?

You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone,
saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.

We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy"
and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous

You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes
like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?

Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...

I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans

Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?

I'm smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.

When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big truck, then I give them the finger and tell them
to go back to california.

The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin the beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.

Yeah, Well my governor became the President of the United States... yours isn't even eligible.

You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.

We know how to get down at bonfire parties.

Ok... you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from,
you give your area code" and as hard as I try I have no idea what you're talking about... I think you're
watching too much tv.

We accept people all over the world based on the fact that they are from the same state.

Yeah, you'll definitely get looked funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty
boys, and its not greek, its french.

Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.


All the tv shows get filmed there...but we know how to make damn good movies without million dollar
budgets. Ever seen Dazed and Confused?

Where does your favorite poker game from? Texas Hold'em Baby

You can keep your golden state... We're the Lone Star State...

AND Texas is the only state that can legally fly its flag side by side with the U.S. flag at the same
height. Trust me, we do.

Who cares that you have more representation. We have our own law.

We're the biggest State inside the US

Our state capitol building is taller than the capitol in DC

Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out serve alcohol? Plus we have WHATABURGER (Oh and did I mention Dr. Pepper was created in Texas?)

Shiner Bock, Shiner, TX

You guys have the best athletes huh?... Two words...
Lance Armstrong Though I could mention MICHAEL JOHNSON - Olympic Sprinter, World record holder in 200m and 400m, 5
Olympic Gold metals, 9 time World Champion (born Dallas, Tx)

In Texas, football means football, not soccer.

90% of football "movies" you guys are making are about Texas Football.
reggie bush may have won the heismann, but vince young won the rose bowl. enough said.

Texas is the only state that can still separate to become its own country. The only way California's gonna accomplish that is if another earthquake comes along and you guys sink into the ocean. Can you say Atlantis.... hahaha

When outside the US and asked where you are from you would reply, "the United States." A Texan would say, "Texas."
And as the Great Sam Houston once said "Texas could survive without the United States, but the United States could not survive without TEXAS!"

BOO AND YEAHHH!!!!!

Boomer10
08-09-06, 16:44
God Bless Texas!! :D

Before anyone says anything, I'm from Texas. Uncle Sam put me in NJ and I went kicking and screaming.

eklikewhoa
08-09-06, 16:59
i love this place!

KING
08-09-06, 17:30
God Now I know why Masswholes like me died fighting at the Alamo.....

Dave Berryhill
08-09-06, 20:12
Now THAT'S funny! Being born and raised in L.A. and now living in Texas, I can see the humor on both sides. Being a graduate of USC, you'll never see me cheering for Texas (unless they are playing UCLA or Oklahoma :D )

Hoplophile
08-09-06, 21:21
My family is pretty evenly split between CA and TX so I grew up with this kind of joke.

But I don't get the area code thing. The only people I've ever heard refer to other people by area code is the Los Angeles rivalry between 818 and 213.


When God created the Earth He made all the wonders of the world. All the beautiful mountains, lakes, stream and forests. All the oceans, lakes and seas. He saved the best for last, an area that He called Texas, but it was getting late in the day. He figured He'd start on it first thing the next morning but when He awoke the next day it had all dried out. It was just flat, cracked, dry ground with nothing of any value.

So He made some people who like it that way.

Chili
08-10-06, 10:13
OH, hell yes!!! Get this..........I will officially be a Texan in a few hours.........kinda, I'm actually in Afghanistan. My wife, kids, and dogs are enroute right now and will be there today.

Oh yeah.............one more thing.

NO MORE STATE TAXES BEOTCHES

bigthicket
08-10-06, 10:41
Chili, don't know where you are moving from but, it's a definite upgrade! Welcome to Texas.........:cool:

USMC
08-10-06, 10:50
I Love Texas!!!

Chili
08-10-06, 10:53
Chili, don't know where you are moving from but, it's a definite upgrade! Welcome to Texas.........:cool:

Thanks bro, I can't wait to go on leave and see the new house. I'm moving to the FW area, from VA Beach. I grew up in OK, so I've been down there a lot and know the area pretty well. My wife had never been anywhere else in the US except VA Beach, the first time I took her to TX she fell in love with it.

Dave Berryhill
08-10-06, 11:26
...NO MORE STATE TAXES BEOTCHES
Don't get too excited yet. Have you seen the property taxes?

KING
08-10-06, 13:57
Don't get too excited yet. Have you seen the property taxes?

It's alot better than the socialist ocupied North I escaped from :D

Chili
08-10-06, 14:28
Shhh, you weren't suppose to let the Californians know that. :)

Seriousley though, I know, I have family out there, and they have warned me. Thanks for the heads up though.


Don't get too excited yet. Have you seen the property taxes?

Diz
08-10-06, 14:48
Is this some kind of trick question? I got out of the Corps, got married and ended up living in Kali for almost twenty years. I have also been to Texas many times, as my grandparents were originally from there. We are on the M-4Carbine forums. You can't even buy or own what we're talking about here in Kalifornia, so why would you want to live there? And good luck trying to get a CCW just to carry a handgun. If your 2d Ammendment rights mean anything at all, then Texas wins hands down. This was a joke, right?

Chili
08-10-06, 14:58
Is this some kind of trick question? I got out of the Corps, got married and ended up living in Kali for almost twenty years. I have also been to Texas many times, as my grandparents were originally from there. We are on the M-4Carbine forums. You can't even buy or own what we're talking about here in Kalifornia, so why would you want to live there? And good luck trying to get a CCW just to carry a handgun. If your 2d Ammendment rights mean anything at all, then Texas wins hands down. This was a joke, right?


LOL, good point!!!! I think that pretty much settles it.
S/F

M4arc
08-10-06, 18:44
HA!

That's great :D

KING
08-11-06, 16:11
Is this some kind of trick question? I got out of the Corps, got married and ended up living in Kali for almost twenty years. I have also been to Texas many times, as my grandparents were originally from there. We are on the M-4Carbine forums. You can't even buy or own what we're talking about here in Kalifornia, so why would you want to live there? And good luck trying to get a CCW just to carry a handgun. If your 2d Ammendment rights mean anything at all, then Texas wins hands down. This was a joke, right?

Of course it was a joke :)

I never even stood in Kali in my life. I got it from a fellow texan :)

KING
08-11-06, 16:12
PLUS SHINER!!!!!! Enough Said!

ChromeLined
08-15-06, 21:36
cant wait to get down 5 months and counting..property taxes new jersey is the highest in the country and here in Boston dear god..Texas is alot better no matter how much taxes are at least theres no state income tax:D

BravoCompanyUSA
08-15-06, 22:27
If I could live anywhere, it would be Texas!

God Bless Texas.

nyeti
08-15-06, 23:33
I'm a Texan stuck in a California body. I'm a native Californian, but I want to move to Texas as soon as I retire. I already have a house in Arizona (kind of the benefits of both....I can walk to In N Out, and three gunshops with instant check:D ), but Texas is calling. I am easy to find here in Raider/SC country. I'm the guy with either a Dallas COwboys hat or my Longhorn regalia. Great post.

TigerStripe
08-16-06, 00:34
God Bless Texas indeed! And Big Thicket, if you're from what your name implies I can probably throw a rock and hit you from where I am. My "range" is about 100 yards from the Park.

TS

TXMarineinfantry
08-18-06, 12:37
Like the saying goes "You can go to hell sir" " I will go to TEXAS!"
Isn't kalifornia a province of mexico?:D