Most ridiculous "tactical" gear ever... [Archive]

Outlander Systems

01-20-14, 20:56

I was ****ing around with a buddy, busting his balls over lasers, and I stumbled upon...

THIS:

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http://www.thegreenhead.com/2013/11/tactical-laser-guided-pizza-cutter.php

"
When you absolutely, positively must have perfectly sized pizza slices, then you need this cool new Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter. Yep, a pizza cutter with a frickin' laser beam above the cutting wheel that shows the angle of your slice. If it's dark in your kitchen for some reason, it also features a flashlight mode as well. Unfortunately, this laser isn't powerful enough to slice the pizza for you."

I figured I would start a thread for NON-FIREARM related "tactical" gear.

;)

tuck

01-20-14, 21:06

Not gonna lie. I kind of want one.

Outlander Systems

01-20-14, 21:27

Not gonna lie...

...me too.

Tactical Meat Cleaver:

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http://weaponcollector.blogspot.com/2011/10/weaponcollectors-tactical-meat-cleaver.html

A little Tactical Grillin' for dat azz:

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montanadave

01-20-14, 21:32

Who cuts pizza?

Fold once. Fold twice. Eat.

LHS

01-20-14, 22:19

Who cuts pizza?

Fold once. Fold twice. Eat.

I've seen people turn a cheese pizza into a giant soft taco.

HighSpeedDreams

01-20-14, 23:32

I'm pretty sure you dudes can post whatever you want on here and it won't come close to beating this….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrHDR5-hlE

nimdabew

01-21-14, 00:02

I'm pretty sure you dudes can post whatever you want on here and it won't come close to beating this….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrHDR5-hlE

Bwahahahahaha

Swag

01-21-14, 00:05

I'm pretty sure you dudes can post whatever you want on here and it won't come close to beating this….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrHDR5-hlE

WTF...............................

Koshinn

01-21-14, 00:48

I'm pretty sure you dudes can post whatever you want on here and it won't come close to beating this….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrHDR5-hlE

I think the guy misses the wall just before it cuts out at around 38 seconds in.

Dead Man

01-21-14, 00:50

All that tactical black and no rail space?

Dead Man

01-21-14, 00:53

I'm pretty sure you dudes can post whatever you want on here and it won't come close to beating this….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrHDR5-hlE

Totally pwned this thread.

R0CKETMAN

01-21-14, 05:33

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g219/rocketmanmtb/63dd5ecaeb7a8f070776c5e731d1c54f_zps885c7c14.jpg

Outlander Systems

01-21-14, 05:45

I'm pretty sure you dudes can post whatever you want on here and it won't come close to beating this….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrHDR5-hlE

Just...wow. That is glorious.

SilverBullet432

01-21-14, 06:50

I'm pretty sure you dudes can post whatever you want on here and it won't come close to beating this….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrHDR5-hlE

http://i41.tinypic.com/11cfjug.jpg :lol:

Apricotshot

01-21-14, 07:45

http://i41.tinypic.com/11cfjug.jpg :lol:

I had a guy come in and specifically ask for this exact set up.

montanadave

01-21-14, 08:12

I had a guy come in and specifically ask for this exact set up.

Just out of curiosity, what'd ya do with the body?

SilverBullet432

01-21-14, 08:39

Woops... Sorry i didnt read the non-firearm part

Apricotshot

01-21-14, 09:00

Just out of curiosity, what'd ya do with the body?

Rolled it up in a Lebowski carpet and threw him in the bay.

ShortytheFirefighter

01-21-14, 09:12

I'm pretty sure you dudes can post whatever you want on here and it won't come close to beating this….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrHDR5-hlE

That looks like a good way to shoot yourself in the face while trying to stab someone, or to skewer your hand when you screw up a reload drill.

:facepalm:

Kain

01-21-14, 09:22

The tactical balls (http://www.lapolicegear.com/brite-tactical-balls.html) were always one of those things that make me wonder what the hell people are thinking. If nothing else what the hell people were thinking when they named that product. "Get your tactical balls! Tactical balls right here!" :haha::lol:

Also, if you want more ideas ctd and Sportsmanguide is usually good for a few ideas as well.

WickedWillis

01-21-14, 10:28

I'm pretty sure you dudes can post whatever you want on here and it won't come close to beating this….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrHDR5-hlE

Mother of god.....

_Stormin_

01-21-14, 11:44

I believe that California has already banned that pizza cutter...

;)

SilverBullet432

01-21-14, 15:30

I believe that California has already banned that pizza cutter...

;)

Along with NY ( safe pizza act ) NJ, CT and MD.

Failure2Stop

01-21-14, 15:55

Along with NY ( safe pizza act ) NJ, CT and MD.

And France surrendered to it just to be safe.

diving dave

01-21-14, 16:13

The gun industry is like the diving industry. Back when I was heavy into scuba it always amazed me the worthless junk that some company peddlers as the newest and greatest.

T2C

01-21-14, 16:26

I'm pretty sure you dudes can post whatever you want on here and it won't come close to beating this….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrHDR5-hlE

Is that designed to open C-Rat cans?

Grand58742

01-21-14, 16:28

The gun industry is like the diving industry. Back when I was heavy into scuba it always amazed me the worthless junk that some company peddlers as the newest and greatest.

Okay, there's new and great junk...

Then there's that magazine knife thingy. Malfunction just became like a 28 step process starting with "tap...shite! that hurts...where's my IFAK...call an ambulance..."

Outlander Systems

01-21-14, 16:39

I would like to know if the laser-guided pizza cutter comes in IR...

sandman99and9

01-21-14, 18:18

And France surrendered to it just to be safe.

Never been used and only dropped once :)

S.M.

Moose-Knuckle

01-21-14, 18:27

Pretty much anything from the Bud K catalog, like these gems . . .

M48 Tactical Harpoon
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a144/AKS-74/budktactard3_zps1ad164c0.jpg (http://s10.photobucket.com/user/AKS-74/media/budktactard3_zps1ad164c0.jpg.html)

M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff Hammer and Spear combo
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a144/AKS-74/budktactard2_zps2e2b2882.jpg (http://s10.photobucket.com/user/AKS-74/media/budktactard2_zps2e2b2882.jpg.html)

M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff Axe
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a144/AKS-74/budktactard4_zpse16f7222.jpg (http://s10.photobucket.com/user/AKS-74/media/budktactard4_zpse16f7222.jpg.html)

:jester:

tuck

01-21-14, 18:33

Hahahahaha!

I miss Bud K catalogs. My grandma, of all people, used to get those along with Fingerhut and Harriet Carter.

WickedWillis

01-21-14, 18:35

But how badass would you look if you rolled into a carbine class with that spear strapped to your back? :dirol:

JusticeM4

01-21-14, 18:37

Who cuts pizza?

Fold once. Fold twice. Eat.

Gross. Heart attack/high cholesterol city lol.

JusticeM4

01-21-14, 18:38

I'm not gonna lie, this one is cool

http://cooldudestuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/BattleMug002-1.jpg

http://cooldudestuff.com/2011/03/battle-mug/

but its $279!!!! that is ridiculous

williejc

01-21-14, 18:39

The same vendor in Kain's example once listed a tactical shaving kit.

SilverBullet432

01-21-14, 20:20

The same vendor in Kain's example once listed a tactical shaving kit.

Google search came up with bags only. I saw no laser guided razors with billet blades and 1913 handle attachment points. :mad:

Kain

01-21-14, 20:38

Google search came up with bags only. I saw no laser guided razors with billet blades and 1913 handle attachment points. :mad:

Obviously he doesn't know what he is talking about because all the true operators either run kevlar beards or shave with their 8 inch bladed custom tactihawks. :jester: