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WillBrink
05-31-14, 08:36
Put down the porn, it's shrinking your brain. :big_boss:



Watching sexually explicit videos regularly may cause the brain to shrink and work less effectively, a new study has claimed. (http://www.financialexpress.com/news/watching-porn-may-be-shrinking-mens-brains-study/1255697)

The study suggests that the brains of heavy porn users show signs of degradation and shrinkage.

Researchers at the Max Planck Institute for Human Development in Berlin found that men who watch a lot of porn tend to have a smaller striatum, an area of the brain "linked to rewards and motivation".

They also found that the connection between the striatum and the prefrontal cortex - the part of the brain associated with behaviour and decision making degraded with increased porn watching, 'The Telegraph' reported.

Although the study suggests that porn causes the brain to shrink, researchers cautioned it could be that people with smaller brains are more attracted to porn.

For the study, sixty-four healthy male adults with a broad range of pornography consumption reported hours of pornography consumption per week.

Pornography consumption was associated with neural structure, task-related activation, and functional resting-state connectivity.

Gray matter volume of the brain as measured by voxel-based morphometry and resting state functional connectivity was measured on magnetic resonance imaging scans.

"We found a significant negative association between reported pornography hours per week and gray matter volume in the right caudate as well as with functional activity during a sexual cue–reactivity paradigm in the left putamen," researchers wrote in the journal JAMA Psychiatry.

"Functional connectivity of the right caudate to the left dorsolateral prefrontal cortex was negatively associated with hours of pornography consumption," they said.

Eurodriver
05-31-14, 09:11
Hypothetically speaking, let's say someone gets a pretty good dose of sexually explicit material in real life. Would he experience similar results?

WillBrink
05-31-14, 09:37
Hypothetically speaking, let's say someone gets a pretty good dose of sexually explicit material in real life. Would he experience similar results?

Who cares?! :D

Some things are worth the "side effects."

yellowfin
05-31-14, 10:24
Hypothetically speaking, let's say someone gets a pretty good dose of sexually explicit material in real life. Would he experience similar results?This merits further research.

tb-av
05-31-14, 10:50
Hypothetically speaking, let's say someone gets a pretty good dose of sexually explicit material in real life. Would he experience similar results?

No... in that instance it will be your wallet that is shrinking..... unfortunately.. .this often goes unnoticed and the undesired result is that should the wallet completely disappear, so too may the 'material'. It's often a symbiotic relationship.

a1fabweld
05-31-14, 11:00
Your brain may shrink, but your weenie will swell.

VIP3R 237
05-31-14, 11:02
Your brain may shrink, but your weenie will swell.

Haha this thread is going to be full of epic one liners.

Mr blasty
05-31-14, 11:56
Who cares? I think with the other head anyways.

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duece71
05-31-14, 12:02
My porn usage/need has all but vanished since I asked my wife for a divorce.......kind of strange.

sandman99and9
05-31-14, 12:07
No Porn ?? WTF will SteyrAug do ?? I bet he has a SHTF stash of epic proportions !!!



S.M.

gunrunner505
05-31-14, 12:41
So people in Dubai have bigger brains?

A buddy of mine was just in Dubai. He calls me and says he learned 2 things from his trip.

1) You can't get bacon in Dubai

2) You can't get PornHub in Dubai.

His trip sucked.

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SteyrAUG
05-31-14, 13:57
This merits further research.



I'm on it. I need a government grant, a tax payer funded facility and a dozen hot chicks ready to get into some serious science.

FromMyColdDeadHand
05-31-14, 14:07
Um, what's 'a lot' of porn?

montanadave
05-31-14, 14:12
I'm on it. I need a government grant, a tax payer funded facility and a dozen hot chicks ready to get into some serious science.

The simple fact of your being capable of formulating a plan and articulating it in this thread seriously undermines the research findings referenced in the OP. :laugh:

Moose-Knuckle
05-31-14, 15:55
Hypothetically speaking, let's say someone gets a pretty good dose of sexually explicit material in real life. Would he experience similar results?

According to the article:


Researchers at the Max Planck Institute for Human Development in Berlin found that men who watch a lot of porn tend to have a smaller striatum, an area of the brain "linked to rewards and motivation".

If you are getting it in real life then no, this does not happen as you have to "work for" the reward rather than simply hitting the play button.

SteyrAUG
05-31-14, 18:22
The simple fact of your being capable of formulating a plan and articulating it in this thread seriously undermines the research findings referenced in the OP. :laugh:

Quite honestly I find any findings regarding "Germans" and "porn" suspect. The only people who have more bizarre porn are the Japanese.

Caduceus
05-31-14, 18:25
I'm on it. I need a government grant, a tax payer funded facility and a dozen hot chicks ready to get into some serious science.

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fixit69
05-31-14, 18:45
Quite honestly I find any findings regarding "Germans" and "porn" suspect. The only people who have more bizarre porn are the Japanese.

This. Why are the so @@@@ing out there with the weirdest shit?

Need to focus your research one this some. That government money can help you multitask.

yellowfin
05-31-14, 19:05
I'm on it. I need a government grant, a tax payer funded facility and a dozen hot chicks ready to get into some serious science.Government grant = scholarship. Surely there's a degree in something you don't have that you might be able to wrap in a year or two, yes? Facility = local big university. Dozen hot chicks = sorority or underappreciated sports team (e.g. volleyball, field hockey, rowing, etc. They still work out a lot, but if they have a losing record or it's just not that celebrated, they have all the athleticism but none of the demand for their off duty talent.) if you have a couple bottles of top shelf booze, a good camera w/ pro grade flash unit (one thing hot chicks almost always are is vain: indulge their desire to celebrate themselves by being a party photographer), and sufficient free time on your hands.

Voodoo_Man
05-31-14, 19:06
Teens boys everywhere weep.

yellowfin
05-31-14, 19:07
If you are getting it in real life then no, this does not happen as you have to "work for" the reward rather than simply hitting the play button.It sure was work, too. And frustrating. And expensive. And annoying.

fixit69
05-31-14, 20:45
Government grant = scholarship. Surely there's a degree in something you don't have that you might be able to wrap in a year or two, yes? Facility = local big university. Dozen hot chicks = sorority or underappreciated sports team (e.g. volleyball, field hockey, rowing, etc. They still work out a lot, but if they have a losing record or it's just not that celebrated, they have all the athleticism but none of the demand for their off duty talent.) if you have a couple bottles of top shelf booze, a good camera w/ pro grade flash unit (one thing hot chicks almost always are is vain: indulge their desire to celebrate themselves by being a party photographer), and sufficient free time on your hands.

Send video to fixit. Please.

BoringGuy45
05-31-14, 22:00
This sucks.

First I'm going blind and now my brain is shrinking?

montanadave
05-31-14, 22:18
This sucks.

First I'm going blind and now my brain is shrinking?

Personally, I find myself struggling with a curious tactile dissonance due to the prevalence of shaven genitals in a lot of porn and my own excessively hairy palms. It's like a masturbatory McGurk effect. Very disconcerting at times but I've managed to soldier on.

Koshinn
06-01-14, 02:37
Personally, I find myself struggling with a curious tactile dissonance due to the prevalence of shaven genitals in a lot of porn and my own excessively hairy palms. It's like a masturbatory McGurk effect. Very disconcerting at times but I've managed to soldier on.

Maybe I've watched too much porn, but I have no idea what you're talking about. Like I can read the words, but they aren't forming coherent thoughts in my (probably shrinking) brain.

Magic_Salad0892
06-01-14, 03:23
I'm on it. I need a government grant, a tax payer funded facility and a dozen hot chicks ready to get into some serious science.

I volunteer to have my brain shrank. You can document results.

SteyrAUG
06-01-14, 13:57
I volunteer to have my brain shrank. You can document results.

Sorry, NBK already did irreparable harm and it would be too difficult to determine the extent of the previously existing condition.

TAZ
06-01-14, 21:48
Personally, I find myself struggling with a curious tactile dissonance due to the prevalence of shaven genitals in a lot of porn and my own excessively hairy palms. It's like a masturbatory McGurk effect. Very disconcerting at times but I've managed to soldier on.

Dude!!!! You owe me a new iPad.

C-grunt
06-01-14, 23:08
If I'm a ambidextrous user does that make my brain shrink twice as fast?

Sensei
06-01-14, 23:49
This is actually consistent with other studies showing people who sit in front of an idiot box all day have similar deterioration in their neuroanatomy. Moreover, these changes correspond to a phenotype when it comes to cognitive testing and social interactions.

The bottom line is that being spoon fed visual stimuli without other forms of social interactions or higher executive function is probably bad for the noodle. My hypotheses is that stimuli that provoke intense emotional responses (violence, sex, MSNBC, etc.) would be worse than feeding someone images of puppies and flowers.

scooter22
06-02-14, 00:15
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Belmont31R
06-02-14, 01:30
I musta have cut a bit off my lifespan.

Moose-Knuckle
06-02-14, 01:39
This is actually consistent with other studies showing people who sit in front of an idiot box all day have similar deterioration in their neuroanatomy. Moreover, these changes correspond to a phenotype when it comes to cognitive testing and social interactions.

The bottom line is that being spoon fed visual stimuli without other forms of social interactions or higher executive function is probably bad for the noodle. My hypotheses is that stimuli that provoke intense emotional responses (violence, sex, MSNBC, etc.) would be worse than feeding someone images of puppies and flowers.

:lol:




Something to it alright. We have whole generations of "men" in this country who have never been with a real woman, never shot a real firearm, etc. but have spent countless man hours on internet porn and first person shooter games. After living in their mom's basement until their 20s-40s they wonder why they don't "fit in". And sometimes we get what we saw in Santa Barbara last month.

And no, I'm NOT SAYING porn or video games cause people to go on killing sprees so spare me.

Eurodriver
06-02-14, 06:46
Moose, I agree with that. I've met countless people who think playing video games gives them enough credibility to speak about the Marine Corps, Iraq, weapons, etc.


My hypotheses is that stimuli that provoke intense emotional responses (violence, sex, MSNBC, etc.) would be worse than feeding someone images of puppies and flowers.

Are you on drugs? Have you ever seen a Great Dane puppy?

http://i1328.photobucket.com/albums/w521/6234987u02/Untitled_zps14f3279a.jpg

Sensei
06-02-14, 08:44
Are you on drugs? Have you ever seen a Great Dane puppy?

No and yes, respectively.

26305

I've had him since he was 8 weeks old...

SteveS
06-02-14, 10:02
Your brain may shrink, but your weenie will swell.All the fluid transfers from the brain to fill the organ, DUH !!! Just think what TV watching does.

brickboy240
06-02-14, 12:18
We only need to look at what happens in Muslim countries, to see what no porno (...and no alcohol) does to men.

Honor killings, stonings, the Taliban....you get the picture.

-brickboy240

Sensei
06-02-14, 14:09
We only need to look at what happens in Muslim countries, to see what no porno (...and no alcohol) does to men.

Honor killings, stonings, the Taliban....you get the picture.

-brickboy240

It was not uncommon to recover stashes of porn along with weapon contraband from raids on insurgent strongholds when I was in Iraq in 2007. I suppose that it gives a suicide bomber strength to imagine what awaits after the flash of light. As for the Taliban, pedophilia was common in A-Stan. As you can see, it all fits together in a larger picture in the ME.

Eurodriver
06-03-14, 06:29
No and yes, respectively.

26305

I've had him since he was 8 weeks old...

That's a fantastic looking GD!

montanadave
06-03-14, 07:18
Is anyone else troubled by this odd conflation of puppies and porn?

And the first guy that mentions peanut butter is gettin' banned!

The_War_Wagon
06-03-14, 07:24
Teens boys everywhere weep.

I've seen their driving - I'm pretty sure they're PROVING the results of this study true. :rolleyes:

SteyrAUG
06-03-14, 13:38
Is anyone else troubled by this odd conflation of puppies and porn?

And the first guy that mentions peanut butter is gettin' banned!

You just mentioned peanut butter and it actually took me several minutes to figure it out.

sandman99and9
06-03-14, 16:57
You just mentioned peanut butter and it actually took me several minutes to figure it out.


Ban Hammer incoming :)

http://i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr147/sandman99and9/banhammer2.jpg (http://s478.photobucket.com/user/sandman99and9/media/banhammer2.jpg.html)



S.M.

RWH24
06-04-14, 17:23
http://www.military.com/video/forces/marine-corps/marines-final-salute-to-fallen-smut/3087466886001/

Magic_Salad0892
06-06-14, 23:37
Sorry, NBK already did irreparable harm and it would be too difficult to determine the extent of the previously existing condition.



Then we could see if the sexual stimuli solved previously existing conditions. :p