M4C Limerick

[Leaveammoforme]

Someone posted that we don't have any fun here. So I figured what would be more fun than a bunch of full grown trigger pullers writing poems? Limericks have lines 1,2 & 5 rhyme with lines 3 & 4 rhyming. Not gonna count off for syllable or length use.

Only rule: M4C must be mentioned

Examples:

My skin is thick,
My reflexes are quick,
I joined M4C to,
Avoid a tattoo,
From a fella called Mick.

I built a rifle in a dash,
I spent little cash,
I joined M4C to,
Show it to you,
Now it's in the trash.

Make me laugh,
Go.

[Outlander Systems]

There once was a Marine named Buffoni
Built a better rifle than Colt - No Baloney
So he came to M4C
Said, "Look at me"
I'll properly stake your carrier key

[Koshinn]

I wanted an AR with a piston;
a clean and cool running weapon system.
I asked on M4C,
and was told by decree,
that markm said I lacked wisdom .

Edited because I suck at rhymes

[Outlander Systems]

I wanted an AR with a piston;
a clean and cool running weapon system.
I asked on M4C,
and was told by decree,
that markm said I lacked wisdom .

Edited because I suck at rhymes

Classic.

Piston ARs are the slap bracelets of the platform.

[Chameleox]

There once was a fellow named Rob,
Who thought there was a really big prob.
He drew up a chart,
To show why "parts ain't just parts",
And what separated Colt from the mob.

(Couldn't resist)

[Outlander Systems]

There once was a fellow named Rob,
Who thought there was a really big prob.
He drew up a chart,
To show why "parts ain't just parts",
And what separated Colt from the mob.

(Couldn't resist)

I miss that insufferable prick. Ole Sloyer was a loveable asshole.

[SteyrAUG]

There once was a fellow named Rob,
Who thought there was a really big prob.
He drew up a chart,
To show why "parts ain't just parts",
And what separated Colt from the mob.

(Couldn't resist)

I came here SPECIFICALLY to do one regarding The Chart.

Damn you.

Well yours was probably nicer than what I'd come up with so maybe it's for the best.

[jet66]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who said 'M4C Colt fanboys can suck it.'
But his gun was sub par,
Such a rickety AR,
He had to buy spare parts by the bucket.

[Campbell]

There once was a mod named I-gunz
Who didn't want us to have any funz,
He said do a damn search,
Before I hop off my perch,
And butt-stroke you a metric-shit-tonz.


Edit: missed the M4c thing....

[militarymoron]

There was a mod on M4C
Who'd step in when we'd disagree
He was fair till the end
and left many a friend
I still miss that guy AC

[SeriousStudent]

There was a mod on M4C
Who'd step in when we would disagree
He was fair till the end
and left many a friend
I still miss that guy AC

Best one of the bunch.

[ST911]

There was a mod on M4C
Who'd step in when we would disagree
He was fair till the end
and left many a friend
I still miss that guy AC

Bravo, sir.

[Leaveammoforme]

There was a mod on M4C
Who'd step in when we'd disagree
He was fair till the end
and left many a friend
I still miss that guy AC

Nobody will top this and I don't want to see anyone try. Well done Militarymoron.
Lock it down.

[SeriousStudent]

Closing per OP's request.