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markm

10-13-14, 08:28

I'm kinda intrigued by this whack job's recent disappearance. There's no doubt he needs to be dead.

Any conspiracy theories?

montanadave

10-13-14, 08:41

Any conspiracy theories?

If history is any indicator, I suspect one will be forthcoming.

markm

10-13-14, 08:45

I definitely think something has happened to the lunatic.

uffdaphil

10-13-14, 08:59

I want to hear more about who is sitting in for Kim, his "trusted" senior military advisor Hwang. Do Hwang's
family appear to be free and acting normally? Or does Kim have them locked up as hostages? Is Kim actually ill or is this a ruse. Possibly to flush out potential usurpers.

Best scenario I hope for is a Colonels' coup. Officers without experience in large scale administration, less likely to be able to maintain the current network of total oppression. Some good old venal tyrants not so hot for international power. Bribable folks who want to shop in Paris and drive bentleys we can deal with.

sadmin

10-13-14, 09:01

Dead or Rodman is introducing him to ecstasy, trannies & and dubstep in the Hollywood Hills.

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thei3ug

10-13-14, 09:05

Considering how little information comes out of NK he could simply be taking the world's longest mud bath while being spoon fed beluga caviar by the wife of a newly executed general. That being said, something is presumably wrong with him. His power consolidation has, unfortunately for him, destabilized the power structure. Put the two together and...

we won't know the result until 2 years after it happened anyway. Best to just send Rodman and Clinton over there every couple of years to rescue some dumb journalism student and try not to let the insane rantings of their foreign ministers give us too big a headache.

Sensei

10-13-14, 09:10

He's fine. I just saw him in concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX372ZwXOEM

markm

10-13-14, 09:13

Alex V

10-13-14, 09:22

He went to NY COMICCON as a Storm Trooper... just hasn't made it back to NK yet.

FromMyColdDeadHand

10-13-14, 10:14

"Kim Jong dead yet" rhymes with "I'm not dead yet". Maybe ironic?

Is he sulking over that crappy Seth Rogan movie?

markm

10-13-14, 10:16

crappy Seth Rogan movie?

That expression is redundant.

Airhasz

10-13-14, 11:40

My guess is he's undergoing gastric bypass surgery, so he can continue to fool the fine citizens of N Korea. :sarcastic:

Koshinn

10-13-14, 11:48

Dennis Rodman led a coup and is in charge of the DPRK now. It was in the news a few days ago.

Source:
http://goo.gl/sibtgY

Honu

10-13-14, 12:36

maybe he contracted Ebola :)

that would be a awesome rumor :)

thei3ug

10-13-14, 20:23

Well the glorious people's republic heard your concerns and have answered them.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/c30de473e371490abcba0b04256128da/kcna-north-korean-leader-makes-public-appearance

thopkins22

10-13-14, 21:10

He's fine. I just saw him in concert.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX372ZwXOEM

I miss his father. Dude was a party animal. I'm pretty sure it was the late Kim Jong the Illest who first stated
There ain't no party like a Pyongyang party, because a Pyongyang party is absolutely mandatory.

http://youtu.be/VJNBfBr-OGU

I hate this song...except with this video. I hope that it's the only song that's played in NoKo.

SeriousStudent

10-13-14, 21:46

Never trust the only fat kid in a country full of starving people.

Honu

10-13-14, 22:47

still love this one :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIxqaqQUZFs

sadmin

10-14-14, 08:02

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/10/14/3222f77d6878b8b3b3472413cee51c4e.jpg

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ThirdWatcher

10-18-14, 05:24

Never trust the only fat kid in a country full of starving people.

:lol: The day that tyrant is gone will be a day worth celebrating.