Doc Safari
02-24-15, 11:31
I'm tired of the lies, deceit, failure to disclose, rudeness, unwillingness to help, saying anything to get rid of you, and downright lack of concern that permeates this country's lack of customer service from commercial entities these days.
I will be "that guy" and say it: Most companies you deal with have become as bad as the government when it comes to not being able to get them to help you, or downright lying to you.
Cases in point:
1. I bought a new all-in-one desktop computer a couple of weeks ago from Best Buy. It came with Windows 8.1 installed. Everything went fine for about a week, then the computer did one of those famous "auto updates" of Windows. After restarting, nothing worked. The desktop wouldn't load; the start screen wouldn't load. I had to do Ctrl-Alt-Delete to get the Task Manager, at which point I could navigate and get the desktop, internet, etc.
I called Best Buy's Geek Squad to help me troubleshoot it. After describing the problem the lady asked me to bring it in. I asked if I needed to bring the mouse, keyboard, etc., and she said, "No, just the computer."
Here's where it gets dicey. I walked in to Best Buy and explained that I was the one who called in with the problem with Windows not loading after an update. She said that probably Windows hadn't been installed properly in the first place.
Next thing out of the lady's mouth was "Did you bring the power cord?"
I said, "No, the lady I spoke to on the phone said to just bring the computer."
The lady continued, "Well, that one takes a special power cord that we don't generally keep in stock." I explained that I live out in the middle of nowhere and it's a long drive to their store. Then I asked if this was something that they can fix while I wait or if I'd have to leave the computer with them.
After she explained that I'd have to leave the computer with them, I told her that the computer was full of my banking and credit card cookies and I didn't feel comfortable with that since there's all kinds of identity theft these days. I asked if they could just tell me how to fix the problem myself. (She had previously stated they normally just do a "recovery" and re-load windows, wiping everything out and starting over).
She went in the back and spoke to someone for a few minutes.
She finally returned and said, "No, we charge people to fix computers. It's against our policy to give out instructions. Did you sign up for our service (about $200 a year!) when you bought the computer?"
I said, "No, but this computer is not quite two weeks old. Isn't there some kind of warranty? Don't you stand behind the products you sell?" At this point I'm practically pounding my fist on the counter.
Without even blinking, she sort of sarcastically said, "Well, if you had the power cord, we could just exchange it."
Flustered, I drove all the way back to the ranch, boxed up the computer, and proceeded to use up another 1/4 tank of gas to drive back to Best Buy. Looking at my receipt I was literally on the last day of the 15-day exchange period, so it couldn't wait.
Upon returning to Best Buy, of course I had to talk to a different person. I started completely over from scratch as far as the problem and why I wanted to exchange it. I got some Asian guy who hardly speaks English. He asked for my ID and plugged the computer in.
I watched as it didn't load Windows or my desktop just as I described. After fooling with it for ten or fifteen minutes he turned to me and said, "It no working?" I just shook my head, trying not to scream at him. He went in the back for another ten to fifteen minutes, talking to someone above him, obviously.
Finally, he returned from the back and in broken English said, "Okay, you go get another." He pointed toward the back of the store. I took my new receipt to that department and grabbed another computer off the shelf. I wanted to be courteous and show the attendant in that department what I was doing. He would not even look up from his computer long enough to acknowledge me, much less check my receipt to make sure I was grabbing the same thing. I said, "Screw it" loud enough for him to hear me and proceeded to the front door. As I reached the front door, I waved my receipt in the air and told the front door attendant, "I just made an exchange."
Without even bothering to check my recipt or verify my paperwork or anything, he said, "Okay, you're good." He waved me through. Had I been dishonest I could have grabbed a much more expensive computer and they wouldn't have caught it until they checked inventory. Sure, they would probably have eventually realized what had happened, especially if I was the only person to return a computer, but they wouldn't have been able to prove it in court. Good thing I'm honest.
So the new computer works (so far), but Best Buy is on my list of bad people to deal with now.
2. I had home phone service through CenturyLink. Decades ago, the technician who originally buried the phone lines didn't bury them very deep. Over time erosion and farm equipment moving through my area have gradually caused my phone line to become unreliable when it gets wet from rain, and finally one day a piece of road working equipment cut the phone line accidentally. CenturyLink sent an engineer to contact me and make a field survey of the problem.
The short version is: they wanted ME to pay to re-bury the phone line deeper. I explained that although I know it wasn't their fault that Ma Bell originally buried the phone line too shallow, I did not think it was my responsibility to pay to re-bury it. The engineer was adamant that since it wasn't their fault some farm equipment cut the line, that I should pay for it. I explained to them in as blunt as possible terms: "You have to understand. I don't need you anymore. I have a cell phone and I can sign up for wireless internet. If you think I'm going to pay to re-bury a land line that I can live without, I would rather just cancel my service."
It's a little more involved than this, but for the sake of brevity let's just say that the next thing was for a CenturyLink technician to string a phone line ABOVE GROUND all the way from the main road to my house while he "argues" with them about who is going to re-bury the phone line.
My solution was to get a wireless home phone from Verizon. CenturyLink, the dinosaur phone company, lost a customer.
3. When I switched to my wireless home phone I bundled my cell phone and tried to bundle my internet through Verizon. The Verizon salesman said that they could bundle the cell phone and home phone with no problem, but that their internet was through Xfinity and their system isn't set up to just do it on the spot. I'd have to talk to Xfinity. Since this was for all three to be bundled at a lower price than what I was paying, I agreed and let them do the changeovers.
After finishing my cell phone and home phone signups, I proceeded to go talk to Xfinity. What do you know? Xfinity told me they don't have service to my area because I'm out in the middle of nowhere. I went back to Verizon to find out what to do now. Of course I don't get the low price for all three anymore because I'm screwed on the internet service through them. Now instead of paying one low price for all three I'm basically paying the same price for two.
I ended up having to get wireless internet through a local company, which so far I'm happy with.
Oh, and Verizon's salesman mentioned some low "changeover" fees for me to flush Centurylink and go with them. My new Verizon service was supposed to be a little over $60 a month for a home phone and cell phone. These "low" changeover fees resulted in my first Verizon bill being over $160 !
3. After all was said and done, CenturyLink sent me a bill for the month AFTER I no longer had phone service through them and had already switched over to Verizon. I contacted their people through a chat session online at CenturyLink's website. Supposedly it's all straightened out now, but if they keep sending me a bill I PROMISE I WILL FIGHT THEM TO THE GATES OF HELL NOT TO PAY IT!
4. Last summer, the main transformer blew outside my house. It was over forty years old, and I'm surprised it lasted that long.
I came home late one night to NO electicity. Of course, calling the electric company I couldn't get through late at night, but I expected at least an answering machine. Instead, after going through the prompts where I punched in my information from my cell phone, all I got was music on hold. After a half hour or so, I gave up and called in again. This literally went on until the wee hours of the morning where I called in, entered my information, and hung up after getting music on hold for fifteen to twenty minutes.
Finally, I got an answering machine, left my message, and went to bed. First thing the next morning, I called again and got the answering machine on the first try. I left another message.
I had gone all night without power in the hottest part of the summer. There were no storms and no one from the electric company sent a truck out until almost noon the next day. I asked the technician, "Aren't you guys supposed to send repair trucks 24/7? I had a lot of trouble leaving a message but finally go through around 1 am. Didn't you guys get my message?"
He said, "The first message we got was around 8 this morning?" Was it a lie from a lazy technician or did they really not get my first message? At any rate, he thanked me for pointing out the problem with their phone system by saying, "We've got a new phone answering system. I'm reporting it every time a customer has a problem."
They replaced my transformer and my power returned to normal.
A few days later, I got my electric bill. It was THREE TIMES higher than normal. Obviously, a mistake. I called into the office to complain that my bill was obviously an error. At first the lady tried to justify it by saying that I was just wrong about how much power I used. When I finally convinced her to check my consumption history, she agreed it was excessive. She said she'd send someone out to verify the meter reading.
When I got the letter from them supposedly verifying the meter reading, I thought it was in error too. The meter reading was some ridiculously low number as if the meter had just been turned on.
I called their office again. The lady this time explained that they had installed a new meter several days after replacing the transformer, so of course it was a low reading.
In other words: I had asked them to verify the meter reading from my OLD meter, which showed the excessive use. Instead, they just sent a guy back out to re-read the NEW meter, which of course wouldn't have a record of the excessive reading.
I ended up having to pay the high bill because when the old meter was removed there was no longer any way to prove that the meter reading had been wrong. I called an electrician friend of mine to find out how I could fight this.
His answer was basically, "Leave well enough alone. They're a bunch of crooks. The problem may have been that they discovered your old meter was reading low, and decided to make up past charges all in one bill. If you make waves they could decide to audit your use for the past ten or so years and REALLY screw you with a bill for past use. You should just pay that high bill and chalk it up to them making you pay for your new transformer."
I know this post was long, but these are just a few examples of the kind of lack of customer service I've dealt with over the last few years. I am getting to the point that something has got to change in this country or we are going to become a non-functioning society.
I was watching a program on US history one day. I forget the name of the program or even what channel it was on. But something in the narrative struck me: A person had asked several immigrants why they left their home countries.
A lot of the immigrants had answered, "Nothing works in my country. You can't get anything done."
Let that not be the epitaph of the United States of America.
I will be "that guy" and say it: Most companies you deal with have become as bad as the government when it comes to not being able to get them to help you, or downright lying to you.
Cases in point:
1. I bought a new all-in-one desktop computer a couple of weeks ago from Best Buy. It came with Windows 8.1 installed. Everything went fine for about a week, then the computer did one of those famous "auto updates" of Windows. After restarting, nothing worked. The desktop wouldn't load; the start screen wouldn't load. I had to do Ctrl-Alt-Delete to get the Task Manager, at which point I could navigate and get the desktop, internet, etc.
I called Best Buy's Geek Squad to help me troubleshoot it. After describing the problem the lady asked me to bring it in. I asked if I needed to bring the mouse, keyboard, etc., and she said, "No, just the computer."
Here's where it gets dicey. I walked in to Best Buy and explained that I was the one who called in with the problem with Windows not loading after an update. She said that probably Windows hadn't been installed properly in the first place.
Next thing out of the lady's mouth was "Did you bring the power cord?"
I said, "No, the lady I spoke to on the phone said to just bring the computer."
The lady continued, "Well, that one takes a special power cord that we don't generally keep in stock." I explained that I live out in the middle of nowhere and it's a long drive to their store. Then I asked if this was something that they can fix while I wait or if I'd have to leave the computer with them.
After she explained that I'd have to leave the computer with them, I told her that the computer was full of my banking and credit card cookies and I didn't feel comfortable with that since there's all kinds of identity theft these days. I asked if they could just tell me how to fix the problem myself. (She had previously stated they normally just do a "recovery" and re-load windows, wiping everything out and starting over).
She went in the back and spoke to someone for a few minutes.
She finally returned and said, "No, we charge people to fix computers. It's against our policy to give out instructions. Did you sign up for our service (about $200 a year!) when you bought the computer?"
I said, "No, but this computer is not quite two weeks old. Isn't there some kind of warranty? Don't you stand behind the products you sell?" At this point I'm practically pounding my fist on the counter.
Without even blinking, she sort of sarcastically said, "Well, if you had the power cord, we could just exchange it."
Flustered, I drove all the way back to the ranch, boxed up the computer, and proceeded to use up another 1/4 tank of gas to drive back to Best Buy. Looking at my receipt I was literally on the last day of the 15-day exchange period, so it couldn't wait.
Upon returning to Best Buy, of course I had to talk to a different person. I started completely over from scratch as far as the problem and why I wanted to exchange it. I got some Asian guy who hardly speaks English. He asked for my ID and plugged the computer in.
I watched as it didn't load Windows or my desktop just as I described. After fooling with it for ten or fifteen minutes he turned to me and said, "It no working?" I just shook my head, trying not to scream at him. He went in the back for another ten to fifteen minutes, talking to someone above him, obviously.
Finally, he returned from the back and in broken English said, "Okay, you go get another." He pointed toward the back of the store. I took my new receipt to that department and grabbed another computer off the shelf. I wanted to be courteous and show the attendant in that department what I was doing. He would not even look up from his computer long enough to acknowledge me, much less check my receipt to make sure I was grabbing the same thing. I said, "Screw it" loud enough for him to hear me and proceeded to the front door. As I reached the front door, I waved my receipt in the air and told the front door attendant, "I just made an exchange."
Without even bothering to check my recipt or verify my paperwork or anything, he said, "Okay, you're good." He waved me through. Had I been dishonest I could have grabbed a much more expensive computer and they wouldn't have caught it until they checked inventory. Sure, they would probably have eventually realized what had happened, especially if I was the only person to return a computer, but they wouldn't have been able to prove it in court. Good thing I'm honest.
So the new computer works (so far), but Best Buy is on my list of bad people to deal with now.
2. I had home phone service through CenturyLink. Decades ago, the technician who originally buried the phone lines didn't bury them very deep. Over time erosion and farm equipment moving through my area have gradually caused my phone line to become unreliable when it gets wet from rain, and finally one day a piece of road working equipment cut the phone line accidentally. CenturyLink sent an engineer to contact me and make a field survey of the problem.
The short version is: they wanted ME to pay to re-bury the phone line deeper. I explained that although I know it wasn't their fault that Ma Bell originally buried the phone line too shallow, I did not think it was my responsibility to pay to re-bury it. The engineer was adamant that since it wasn't their fault some farm equipment cut the line, that I should pay for it. I explained to them in as blunt as possible terms: "You have to understand. I don't need you anymore. I have a cell phone and I can sign up for wireless internet. If you think I'm going to pay to re-bury a land line that I can live without, I would rather just cancel my service."
It's a little more involved than this, but for the sake of brevity let's just say that the next thing was for a CenturyLink technician to string a phone line ABOVE GROUND all the way from the main road to my house while he "argues" with them about who is going to re-bury the phone line.
My solution was to get a wireless home phone from Verizon. CenturyLink, the dinosaur phone company, lost a customer.
3. When I switched to my wireless home phone I bundled my cell phone and tried to bundle my internet through Verizon. The Verizon salesman said that they could bundle the cell phone and home phone with no problem, but that their internet was through Xfinity and their system isn't set up to just do it on the spot. I'd have to talk to Xfinity. Since this was for all three to be bundled at a lower price than what I was paying, I agreed and let them do the changeovers.
After finishing my cell phone and home phone signups, I proceeded to go talk to Xfinity. What do you know? Xfinity told me they don't have service to my area because I'm out in the middle of nowhere. I went back to Verizon to find out what to do now. Of course I don't get the low price for all three anymore because I'm screwed on the internet service through them. Now instead of paying one low price for all three I'm basically paying the same price for two.
I ended up having to get wireless internet through a local company, which so far I'm happy with.
Oh, and Verizon's salesman mentioned some low "changeover" fees for me to flush Centurylink and go with them. My new Verizon service was supposed to be a little over $60 a month for a home phone and cell phone. These "low" changeover fees resulted in my first Verizon bill being over $160 !
3. After all was said and done, CenturyLink sent me a bill for the month AFTER I no longer had phone service through them and had already switched over to Verizon. I contacted their people through a chat session online at CenturyLink's website. Supposedly it's all straightened out now, but if they keep sending me a bill I PROMISE I WILL FIGHT THEM TO THE GATES OF HELL NOT TO PAY IT!
4. Last summer, the main transformer blew outside my house. It was over forty years old, and I'm surprised it lasted that long.
I came home late one night to NO electicity. Of course, calling the electric company I couldn't get through late at night, but I expected at least an answering machine. Instead, after going through the prompts where I punched in my information from my cell phone, all I got was music on hold. After a half hour or so, I gave up and called in again. This literally went on until the wee hours of the morning where I called in, entered my information, and hung up after getting music on hold for fifteen to twenty minutes.
Finally, I got an answering machine, left my message, and went to bed. First thing the next morning, I called again and got the answering machine on the first try. I left another message.
I had gone all night without power in the hottest part of the summer. There were no storms and no one from the electric company sent a truck out until almost noon the next day. I asked the technician, "Aren't you guys supposed to send repair trucks 24/7? I had a lot of trouble leaving a message but finally go through around 1 am. Didn't you guys get my message?"
He said, "The first message we got was around 8 this morning?" Was it a lie from a lazy technician or did they really not get my first message? At any rate, he thanked me for pointing out the problem with their phone system by saying, "We've got a new phone answering system. I'm reporting it every time a customer has a problem."
They replaced my transformer and my power returned to normal.
A few days later, I got my electric bill. It was THREE TIMES higher than normal. Obviously, a mistake. I called into the office to complain that my bill was obviously an error. At first the lady tried to justify it by saying that I was just wrong about how much power I used. When I finally convinced her to check my consumption history, she agreed it was excessive. She said she'd send someone out to verify the meter reading.
When I got the letter from them supposedly verifying the meter reading, I thought it was in error too. The meter reading was some ridiculously low number as if the meter had just been turned on.
I called their office again. The lady this time explained that they had installed a new meter several days after replacing the transformer, so of course it was a low reading.
In other words: I had asked them to verify the meter reading from my OLD meter, which showed the excessive use. Instead, they just sent a guy back out to re-read the NEW meter, which of course wouldn't have a record of the excessive reading.
I ended up having to pay the high bill because when the old meter was removed there was no longer any way to prove that the meter reading had been wrong. I called an electrician friend of mine to find out how I could fight this.
His answer was basically, "Leave well enough alone. They're a bunch of crooks. The problem may have been that they discovered your old meter was reading low, and decided to make up past charges all in one bill. If you make waves they could decide to audit your use for the past ten or so years and REALLY screw you with a bill for past use. You should just pay that high bill and chalk it up to them making you pay for your new transformer."
I know this post was long, but these are just a few examples of the kind of lack of customer service I've dealt with over the last few years. I am getting to the point that something has got to change in this country or we are going to become a non-functioning society.
I was watching a program on US history one day. I forget the name of the program or even what channel it was on. But something in the narrative struck me: A person had asked several immigrants why they left their home countries.
A lot of the immigrants had answered, "Nothing works in my country. You can't get anything done."
Let that not be the epitaph of the United States of America.