Aries144
04-26-15, 01:32
I have a nasty virus/bronchitis and have spent the past few days short of sleep. The following popped up in my sleep deprived mind earlier and gave me a laugh, as I could hear Clarkson saying it in my head:
"When you look at a picture of this rifle, you think: 'Oh, it's just another black penis compensator with cheese graters where your hands go.' But, when you experience it in person- The silken touch of its firm polymer body, its light weight as it floats lovingly up to kiss your shoulder and cheek, the sense of love and old world Italian craftsmanship as you explore every elegant and purpose-rich detail hidden within its mysterious and unique body- You realize that this isn't just another rifle, it's a sensuous guardian angel disguised in black silk, sent by God to teach you what perfection is, even as it protects your life from harm.
The ARX100 is a Ferrari, you can hold in your hands"
"When you look at a picture of this rifle, you think: 'Oh, it's just another black penis compensator with cheese graters where your hands go.' But, when you experience it in person- The silken touch of its firm polymer body, its light weight as it floats lovingly up to kiss your shoulder and cheek, the sense of love and old world Italian craftsmanship as you explore every elegant and purpose-rich detail hidden within its mysterious and unique body- You realize that this isn't just another rifle, it's a sensuous guardian angel disguised in black silk, sent by God to teach you what perfection is, even as it protects your life from harm.
The ARX100 is a Ferrari, you can hold in your hands"