WillBrink
06-02-15, 08:22
These are my contributions to Urban Dictionary. If you get an LOL or agree, drop a thumbs up vote on them. My Paleo Diet def is #1 on Urban Dictionary.
Paleo Diet
A generally sensible approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the Paleolithic era ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
"The Paleo Diet helped Mr Jones lose 30lbs"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paleo+Diet&defid=8027175
_________________________________________________
Selfie Stick
1: A gizmo for taking "selfies" using a cell phone for those in constant need of attention and self affirmation.
2: What your mother assured you would grow hair on your palms and make you go blind by playing with it.
"She grabbed his selfie stick and took a selfie doing something no one cares about (unless she's attractive and or almost nude)"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=selfie+stick&defid=8295631
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b374/willbrink/images_zpsf3kvjxsu.jpg (http://s23.photobucket.com/user/willbrink/media/images_zpsf3kvjxsu.jpg.html)
_____________________________________________________
Uptalk
Uptalk (Uptalking): when a sentence rises in pitch at the end to make it sound as if it were a question regardless of the topic. Associated with Southern California, but has spread beyond to other parts of the US and beyond. Attempts to contain it by the WHO, DOD, and FDA have failed to date. Possible genetic relationship to Valley Girl Syndrome.
1: A style of speech that can make even the most intelligent person sound like a blithering idiot
2: A style of speech that makes anyone within hearing distance want to gouge their ears out
3: A style of speech that according to linguistic anthropologists indicates the end of western civilization we we know it.
4: A style of speech that makes vocal fry sound almost normal.
"Tiffany went for a job interview, and couldn't figure out why she didn't get the job after ending every sentence in a question using uptalk speech pattern."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uptalk&defid=8295659
Paleo Diet
A generally sensible approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the Paleolithic era ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.
"The Paleo Diet helped Mr Jones lose 30lbs"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Paleo+Diet&defid=8027175
_________________________________________________
Selfie Stick
1: A gizmo for taking "selfies" using a cell phone for those in constant need of attention and self affirmation.
2: What your mother assured you would grow hair on your palms and make you go blind by playing with it.
"She grabbed his selfie stick and took a selfie doing something no one cares about (unless she's attractive and or almost nude)"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=selfie+stick&defid=8295631
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b374/willbrink/images_zpsf3kvjxsu.jpg (http://s23.photobucket.com/user/willbrink/media/images_zpsf3kvjxsu.jpg.html)
_____________________________________________________
Uptalk
Uptalk (Uptalking): when a sentence rises in pitch at the end to make it sound as if it were a question regardless of the topic. Associated with Southern California, but has spread beyond to other parts of the US and beyond. Attempts to contain it by the WHO, DOD, and FDA have failed to date. Possible genetic relationship to Valley Girl Syndrome.
1: A style of speech that can make even the most intelligent person sound like a blithering idiot
2: A style of speech that makes anyone within hearing distance want to gouge their ears out
3: A style of speech that according to linguistic anthropologists indicates the end of western civilization we we know it.
4: A style of speech that makes vocal fry sound almost normal.
"Tiffany went for a job interview, and couldn't figure out why she didn't get the job after ending every sentence in a question using uptalk speech pattern."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uptalk&defid=8295659