Naked Florida Man breaks into home, bites woman, and then dies.

[Eurodriver]

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2016/9/18/ocala_man_breaks_int.html


Deputies said they observed Raines naked and unresponsive. First aid was provided, and Raines was transported to an area hospital, where he died.

During the investigation, two men and a woman told deputies that Raines came into the home naked without permission. They told deputies Raines was "out of control and attacked the individuals inside the home," deputies said.

Has anyone heard from Mr. Goodtimes? He said he was gonna take some "go juice" after he left the match today. :haha:

In seriousness, does this shit happen in other states? People eating people's faces off in the street and naked people breaking into homes to bite people?

[.46caliber]

A local radio station does a bit called "Headline Hoosier", here in MO it's a derogatory term like "redneck" or "bumpkin". FL and 3 other states are the regular offenders. I wouldn't be surprised if this story is featured this week.

[Firefly]

Not sure if zombie or vampire.....

[Jsp10477]

Flakka maybe? That stuff makes people do crazy stuff. Toxicology report released?

[SeriousStudent]

Flakka maybe? That stuff makes people do crazy stuff. Toxicology report released?

I have never thought women were toxic.

But then I think about my ex....

[Bulletdog]

Well I can understand the whole naked and biting thing, but not without permission… Jeez.


Why is it always Florida?

[Vandal]

I'm thinking either drug induced or excited delirium.

[SomeOtherGuy]

It's a Florida thing. I don't understand.

Seriously, this crazy @#$@# doesn't happen anywhere but Florida. How many flesh-eating zombies has Florida had in the last two years? 5?

[Bulletdog]

I'm thinking either drug induced or excited delirium.

Sure, but there are drugs and excited delirious people in other states too, but you don't see this crazy stuff happening anywhere but FL...

[Vandal]

Sure, but there are drugs and excited delirious people in other states too, but you don't see this crazy stuff happening anywhere but FL...

I just suspect they have a higher concentration of the various levels of crazy.

[SteyrAUG]

It's a Florida thing. I don't understand.

Seriously, this crazy @#$@# doesn't happen anywhere but Florida. How many flesh-eating zombies has Florida had in the last two years? 5?

Ironically enough, most people in Florida are from somewhere else.

[3 AE]

Under some kind of influence and doing his best gator impersonation. Ended up like on "Swamp People".

[Moose-Knuckle]

Not sure if zombie or vampire.....

Hmm that does pose an interesting challenge.

I propose a head shot followed up by a tactical wooden stake impalement to the ticker . . .




Yeah and I'm with everyone else . . . Florida, damn what are they spraying in y'alls chemtrails down there, Trixie?!

[firefighter37]

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/cfn/2016/9/18/ocala_man_breaks_int.html



Has anyone heard from Mr. Goodtimes? He said he was gonna take some "go juice" after he left the match today. :haha:

In seriousness, does this shit happen in other states? People eating people's faces off in the street and naked people breaking into homes to bite people?

Hopefully this is the guy trying to get into EuroCastle last week. Consider yourself, and face, lucky.

[Mr. Goodtimes]

I'm still alive. I can mostly contain my self after I sip on my go go... Mostly...

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[JC5188]

I'm still alive. I can mostly contain my self after I sip on my go go... Mostly...

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Xmas tree in the bathroom...

Interesting.


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[glocktogo]

Well I can understand the whole naked and biting thing, but not without permission… Jeez.


Why is it always Florida?

Two words: Swamp Gas...

[Vandal]

I'm still alive. I can mostly contain my self after I sip on my go go... Mostly...

"Crazy Photo"

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Bro, never take 3 scoops, 2 is my max. 3 is just dangerous.

[jpmuscle]

Bro, never take 3 scoops, 2 is my max. 3 is just dangerous.
Do you even lift bro?

[Eurodriver]

You guys might not believe it, but that is an actual pic of Mr Goodtimes after 3 scoops of go juice. I took it.

[Mr. Goodtimes]

You guys might not believe it, but that is an actual pic of Mr Goodtimes after 3 scoops of go juice. I took it.

Superpump is a powerful thing... Only thing I know of that can turn me into a guitar playing Asian.


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[MountainRaven]

A guitar playing Asian who keeps his Christmas tree, TV, Xbox, and toaster oven in his bathroom?

[WickedWillis]

Flakka maybe? That stuff makes people do crazy stuff. Toxicology report released?

That stuff is getting worse in my area. Because apparently meth wasn't enough of a high, so let's do them together!

[bighawk]

A guitar playing Asian who keeps his Christmas tree, TV, Xbox, and toaster oven in his bathroom?

You never know when you'll need to toast a snack while playing xbox on the toilet..

[sevenhelmet]

The Zombie apocalypse has been going on in Florida for YEARS... it's just a big cover-up by the media. :rolleyes:

[Firefly]

The Zombie apocalypse has been going on in Florida for YEARS... it's just a big cover-up by the media. :rolleyes:


Every VD, psychotropic drug, and whatnot brewing for god knows how long and people think Zombies don't exist.

Ever seen Day of the Dead? They filmed in Florida because none of that was special effects, just people they found on the street.

[BuzzinSATX]

Ironically enough, most people in Florida are from somewhere else.

FWIW, those of us NOT in Florida are quite glad they left...:sarcastic:

[QuickStrike]

Where'd he bite her?



Ain't even safe to get nekkid and bite women these days. Trying to bring a woman's twilight fantasy to life and dies. sheeze!

[Mr. Goodtimes]

A guitar playing Asian who keeps his Christmas tree, TV, Xbox, and toaster oven in his bathroom?

Does that strike you as odd? I live in a studio. Space and storage are a luxury.


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[FromMyColdDeadHand]

Was it this guy?

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/1/17/Bumblebee_Man.png/revision/latest?cb=20131208162305

[daniel87]

Xmas tree in the bathroom...

Interesting.


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Its a studio apartment [emoji41] [emoji41] gotta save space he needs a stove next to the toilet though multi task

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