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09-21-16, 10:36
Hillary Clinton's book "Stronger Together".
As of this writing: 77% negative reviews on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Stronger-Together-Hillary-Rodham-Clinton/dp/1501161733/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1474471365&sr=1-1&keywords=stronger+together+hillary+clinton
Some choice morsels:
I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. As if that wasn't enough, I then had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway.
[ Reviewer was assassinated by Hillary Rodham Clinton ]
By DH on September 17, 2016
Format: Paperback
[ Reviewer was assassinated by Hillary Rodham Clinton ]
I had the Clinton approval to purchase this book prior to the release date for just $353,000. My edition had the now-deleted chapters: "I Didn't Cheat the Democrats out of the Candidate who Actually won the Primary, but if I Did, Here's How I Would Have Done It," "Deleting Emails is as Easy as 1-2-3," and "How to Pretend to be Dumb When Asked Questions You Can't Answer Truthfully." I must say, I really learned a lot and I look forward to the shift from the freedom to choose to a complete dictatorship under the Clinton oligarchy. Honestly, I'm thrilled because making decisions and controlling my own life is so annoying!
I'm giving this book one star because the second I opened it, I got a notification from my bank that $25 was withdrawn from Hillary for America and has been subsequently withdrawn every month since. I can't get a hold of a representative to stop the payments, but I'm okay with it since I realized my money is going to a millionaire who doesn't need it. I figure she's busy campaigning, fainting, and dodging press conferences so she probably doesn't have time to raise money by giving "speeches" to Wall Street.
All in all, I appreciated reading the lies saturating every page. I learned that it's possible to rise to the top and break all social barrier - as long as you were already at the top and had lost all sense of morality you can achieve anything! Thanks, Hillary!
I had to return my copy. I started to read and immediately felt dizzy and passed out. I went to the hospital but for some reason, I was compelled to lie to my doctor about my condition. Since reading this book, I can no longer tell the truth about anything. I lack remorse, empathy, and integrity. I know I shouldn't blame the book for these lies typed on this Amazon review, but I just can't stop. Lies are just "stronger together" I guess.
Pages were not nearly soft or absorbant enough, although easy to tear from the book. Just buy appropriate toilet paper instead, or the book "Dreams from My Father" if you need something to wipe your ass with.
I was going to read this book, but she deleted it.
As of this writing: 77% negative reviews on Amazon.
https://www.amazon.com/Stronger-Together-Hillary-Rodham-Clinton/dp/1501161733/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1474471365&sr=1-1&keywords=stronger+together+hillary+clinton
Some choice morsels:
I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head. After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn't even see to read. As if that wasn't enough, I then had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard's eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier. Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it's a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn't figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month. I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway.
[ Reviewer was assassinated by Hillary Rodham Clinton ]
By DH on September 17, 2016
Format: Paperback
[ Reviewer was assassinated by Hillary Rodham Clinton ]
I had the Clinton approval to purchase this book prior to the release date for just $353,000. My edition had the now-deleted chapters: "I Didn't Cheat the Democrats out of the Candidate who Actually won the Primary, but if I Did, Here's How I Would Have Done It," "Deleting Emails is as Easy as 1-2-3," and "How to Pretend to be Dumb When Asked Questions You Can't Answer Truthfully." I must say, I really learned a lot and I look forward to the shift from the freedom to choose to a complete dictatorship under the Clinton oligarchy. Honestly, I'm thrilled because making decisions and controlling my own life is so annoying!
I'm giving this book one star because the second I opened it, I got a notification from my bank that $25 was withdrawn from Hillary for America and has been subsequently withdrawn every month since. I can't get a hold of a representative to stop the payments, but I'm okay with it since I realized my money is going to a millionaire who doesn't need it. I figure she's busy campaigning, fainting, and dodging press conferences so she probably doesn't have time to raise money by giving "speeches" to Wall Street.
All in all, I appreciated reading the lies saturating every page. I learned that it's possible to rise to the top and break all social barrier - as long as you were already at the top and had lost all sense of morality you can achieve anything! Thanks, Hillary!
I had to return my copy. I started to read and immediately felt dizzy and passed out. I went to the hospital but for some reason, I was compelled to lie to my doctor about my condition. Since reading this book, I can no longer tell the truth about anything. I lack remorse, empathy, and integrity. I know I shouldn't blame the book for these lies typed on this Amazon review, but I just can't stop. Lies are just "stronger together" I guess.
Pages were not nearly soft or absorbant enough, although easy to tear from the book. Just buy appropriate toilet paper instead, or the book "Dreams from My Father" if you need something to wipe your ass with.
I was going to read this book, but she deleted it.