soulezoo
03-13-17, 16:24
As anyone here that remotely breathes knows, Mr. Firefly has graced us with his wit and uncanny way of articulating a thought.
So I thought I would start a best of thread beginning with his latest bit of philosophy:
Everybody gets this All American image of Chip Whiteboy with a squared away high and tight maxing out PT tests and saying grace at every meal running up to punch out a Nazi in the face and then knocking out 20 push ups to reward himself if there was mandatory conscription.
NEWP.
It'd be a lot if guys half assing everything, smoking dope from their guns, filling stockades, and breeding like jackrabbits with some downrange whore or Kraut/Mamasan bring back. Plus they'll either get used to all the programs or get out with a chip on their shoulder.
A LOT of asshole Dems were in the military. It won't make people magically awesome.
I think one of the more disillusioning things I ever saw was a Marine Staff Sergeant running coke out of his recruiting office. And this was about a year into Iraq. And showed up to court he did in his dress blues toting a Bible. Wasn't my case, I was just a pair of hands but this man (and later to find out his assistant/co-recruiter/whatever) were no shit running coke out of a recruitment office.
So. No. Negative. We are a big country. We dont need conscription. If we ever got in a big war, like really big, to the point where they needed every swinging vine in the congo then I suspect the missiles will already be 30 minutes out and we get to play Fallout for real.
Plus I known too many pieces of human shit who do nothing but show up and drink coffee who think their rank mystically crosses over into real life snd that's a big negative.
As for "showing people what they are voting on"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Are you all crazy? These pieces of shit LIVE in squalor and shitholes. They know full well how sorry things are.
And they dont care.
As for Stacey Whitegirl and her Minivan Mafia....they'd just feel sorrier for them all and think "oh noes, we need higher taxes and moar social programs! And less guns and less mean, big dumb male police! The meanies!"
Please quit applying rational thought and reasonable concepts of society to real life. You will get disappointed every time.
I mean.....I'm probably going to burn all my 5.11 shit and piss on the ashes one day.
Remember that song Shattered Dreams by Jonny Hates Jazz?
LIFE. ANTHEM. mfers!
But please, keep hope alive. Keep hope alive on its ventilator trapped in its Jacob's Ladder purgatory that is neither Heaven nor Hell for it to suffer under an irresolute torment of banality
Pure gold... M4C'ers, post your favorite Firefly quotes!
So I thought I would start a best of thread beginning with his latest bit of philosophy:
Everybody gets this All American image of Chip Whiteboy with a squared away high and tight maxing out PT tests and saying grace at every meal running up to punch out a Nazi in the face and then knocking out 20 push ups to reward himself if there was mandatory conscription.
NEWP.
It'd be a lot if guys half assing everything, smoking dope from their guns, filling stockades, and breeding like jackrabbits with some downrange whore or Kraut/Mamasan bring back. Plus they'll either get used to all the programs or get out with a chip on their shoulder.
A LOT of asshole Dems were in the military. It won't make people magically awesome.
I think one of the more disillusioning things I ever saw was a Marine Staff Sergeant running coke out of his recruiting office. And this was about a year into Iraq. And showed up to court he did in his dress blues toting a Bible. Wasn't my case, I was just a pair of hands but this man (and later to find out his assistant/co-recruiter/whatever) were no shit running coke out of a recruitment office.
So. No. Negative. We are a big country. We dont need conscription. If we ever got in a big war, like really big, to the point where they needed every swinging vine in the congo then I suspect the missiles will already be 30 minutes out and we get to play Fallout for real.
Plus I known too many pieces of human shit who do nothing but show up and drink coffee who think their rank mystically crosses over into real life snd that's a big negative.
As for "showing people what they are voting on"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Are you all crazy? These pieces of shit LIVE in squalor and shitholes. They know full well how sorry things are.
And they dont care.
As for Stacey Whitegirl and her Minivan Mafia....they'd just feel sorrier for them all and think "oh noes, we need higher taxes and moar social programs! And less guns and less mean, big dumb male police! The meanies!"
Please quit applying rational thought and reasonable concepts of society to real life. You will get disappointed every time.
I mean.....I'm probably going to burn all my 5.11 shit and piss on the ashes one day.
Remember that song Shattered Dreams by Jonny Hates Jazz?
LIFE. ANTHEM. mfers!
But please, keep hope alive. Keep hope alive on its ventilator trapped in its Jacob's Ladder purgatory that is neither Heaven nor Hell for it to suffer under an irresolute torment of banality
Pure gold... M4C'ers, post your favorite Firefly quotes!