Firefly
04-10-17, 23:43
Welp....this was on Netflix and since I'm not renewing I figured I'd have a last hurrah until I change my mind since now they have all the old Ghostbusters cartoons I watched and ate the cereal thereof.
WELL....I thought this would be something like The Beast or somesuch. Then there are these British dudes with G36s and SG 551s and I think maybe its like Strike Back with Zombies.
No. Although they do shoot at a weird boogeyman looking dude. So...aliens?
No. Then it turns out they are mercs and they are all British and hearing British people curse and cuss and say dirty words is like Shakespeare.
Anyways stuff goes wrong and they end up in some limey Falkland era tank(APC really) and they got these hysterical women. And this boogeyman dude outside and they try to figure out how to get the tank started and/or open the stuck hatch.
I hate to spoil but it is confusing and everyone is ultimately on acid. No gunfights, no one liners.
Literally a bunch of limeys in multicam high on acid cussing at each other. And not funny late night chevy van cussing. I mean sad, hepped up on DMT, thinking God is screwing with them personally cussing and screaming
The ending felt almost like an unfunny, desert dry Monty Python punchline.
I dunno if I recommend it or not. When dude hsd a SG 551 for a recon rifle and the blonde medic chick was all aloof I thought it was going to be some Strike Back stuff.
Nope. Limeys in a tank, high on Acid, and cussing at each other.
In short, we need more Strike Back.
So if you perversely get off on watching dudes high on acid act crazy then this might be worth your time. I wouldnt watch again but dont necessarily regret having seen it.
WELL....I thought this would be something like The Beast or somesuch. Then there are these British dudes with G36s and SG 551s and I think maybe its like Strike Back with Zombies.
No. Although they do shoot at a weird boogeyman looking dude. So...aliens?
No. Then it turns out they are mercs and they are all British and hearing British people curse and cuss and say dirty words is like Shakespeare.
Anyways stuff goes wrong and they end up in some limey Falkland era tank(APC really) and they got these hysterical women. And this boogeyman dude outside and they try to figure out how to get the tank started and/or open the stuck hatch.
I hate to spoil but it is confusing and everyone is ultimately on acid. No gunfights, no one liners.
Literally a bunch of limeys in multicam high on acid cussing at each other. And not funny late night chevy van cussing. I mean sad, hepped up on DMT, thinking God is screwing with them personally cussing and screaming
The ending felt almost like an unfunny, desert dry Monty Python punchline.
I dunno if I recommend it or not. When dude hsd a SG 551 for a recon rifle and the blonde medic chick was all aloof I thought it was going to be some Strike Back stuff.
Nope. Limeys in a tank, high on Acid, and cussing at each other.
In short, we need more Strike Back.
So if you perversely get off on watching dudes high on acid act crazy then this might be worth your time. I wouldnt watch again but dont necessarily regret having seen it.