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"In an online post, the People's Liberation Army (PLA) blamed overconsumption*of fizzy drinks, excessive computer gaming*and even masturbation for the poor health of young people."
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-41039233
Sounds like they need to keep the little soldier in the barracks :D
And this is a problem how?
Sounds like the youth of China just joined the rest of the world's couch potatoes. Mao must be spinning in his grave.
"In an online post, the People's Liberation Army (PLA) blamed overconsumption*of fizzy drinks, excessive computer gaming*and even masturbation for the poor health of young people."
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-41039233
Sounds like they need to keep the little soldier in the barracks :D
They got two out of three right :rolleyes:
"In an online post, the People's Liberation Army (PLA) blamed overconsumption*of fizzy drinks, excessive computer gaming*and even masturbation for the poor health of young people."
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-41039233
Sounds like they need to keep the little soldier in the barracks :D
Sounds like masturbation is the closest thing to exercise of the three complaints.
Now if we can only find a way to get the billion screaming chinese youth to start questioning their own genders and we might actually come out on top
Averageman
08-26-17, 20:14
Well if there is an upside it's grip strength and finger dexterity.
Well if there is an upside it's grip strength and finger dexterity.
This from masturbation or gaming? The first one might get you grip strength, the second not so much in my experience with gamers, most I could crush their hands, and I don't consider myself to have great grip strength. Then again, I did kind of break the FBI guy so......
Sounds like the youth of China just joined the rest of the world's couch potatoes.
Pretty much this.
Most of their military training is communist indoctrination.
That and I read somewhere that most young Chinese have really, really bad vision now compared to 40 years ago due to health issues and that they are too tall and too fat to fit in their aging tanks.
There was this YT channel called China Uncensored that had several videos on all of this. Their individual kit is airsoft grade and look up QBZ videos. Norinco sells them in Red Canada (..joooke) and the rifle looks so half assed. Like a Mini 14 in a Muzzelite stock is more high speed. Especially when they showed off the safety and all.
It actually makes one appreciate Taiwan. Despite their small nation, their soldiers are way, way more switched on than the PLA.
I dont like China's Economic or Globalist agendas but FWIW I am really not afraid of Chinese Paratroopers pulling a Red Dawn. But their military hackers...well....they deserve a close watch.
Honestly, as hard as it is; I actively try not to buy Chinese made products. Esp. electronics.
Taiwan gets my money and so does Japan and Korea, but....we are, as a nation, giving Red China power each time we give them money.
Personally speaking I wont buy from people/nations I morally/politically object to. Maybe a pipe dream but to me that's the best revenge because a WW3 with China aint happening.
Moose-Knuckle
08-27-17, 04:36
"In an online post, the People's Liberation Army (PLA) blamed overconsumption*of fizzy drinks, excessive computer gaming*and even masturbation for the poor health of young people."
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SomeOtherGuy
08-27-17, 19:56
Most of their military training is communist indoctrination.
That and I read somewhere that most young Chinese have really, really bad vision now compared to 40 years ago due to health issues
Don't tell the Chinese this, but there is a very strong correlation between nearsightedness and sleeping with a nightlight on as a young child. The critical age range is very young, like 1-3 years, and healthy eyes require nearly total darkness during nighttime sleep to form correctly. Search with the engine of your choice (not Goolag, please) if you want more info.
Point being - I'll bet their vision problems are at least partly a result of having enough money for electricity and nightlights. Aww shucks.
Every first-world nation has this problem. We're a world of fatties. And apparently, masturbators.
Every first-world nation has this problem. We're a world of fatties. And apparently, masturbators.
With the one child policy that spanned approximately 40 years, resulting in a marked drop in female infants, I'd think that they would have accepted that masturbation and 'taking sustenance from your fellow man' would be the likely outcomes.
I'm not a policy maker and I figured that one out.
Plus, apparently they never heard from the Nuns that masturbation will make you go blind. Do the blind, self-flagellating recruits also have hairy palms?
Dumb shits. (the Chinese)
With the one child policy that spanned approximately 40 years, resulting in a marked drop in female infants, I'd think that they would have accepted that masturbation and 'taking sustenance from your fellow man' would be the likely outcomes.
I'm not a policy maker and I figured that one out.
Plus, apparently they never heard from the Nuns that masturbation will make you go blind. Do the blind, self-flagellating recruits also have hairy palms?
Dumb shits. (the Chinese)
Lol. I was gonna say, it never stopped all the military-aged males from joining in the US....
Moose-Knuckle
08-29-17, 04:16
Every first-world nation has this problem. We're a world of fatties. And apparently, masturbators.
Honestly the best plan of attack to change the hearts and minds of commies and jihadists alike is Westernization. Give them bacon cheese burgers, Coca-Cola, whiskey, porn, action movies, rock-n-roll, Levi's, etc.
No culture can resist, well that is unless of course your talking about American commies and jihadists!
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