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Averageman
04-13-18, 13:10
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/04/12/naked-man-climbs-church-steps-off-roof/
Mt. Lebanon Police say a man ran naked through the neighborhood, climbed a church, then deliberately stepped off the roof Thursday afternoon. Around 5:30 p.m., police began receiving multiple calls about a man running naked through Mt. Lebanon.
Police say the man had scaled the church building and climbed to the highest level of the church roof near the steeple. Officers tried to talk to the man, but he did not respond.
According to police, the man then deliberately stepped off the roof and fell about 50 feet to the driveway below.


Well, that was fun while it lasted...

Moose-Knuckle
04-13-18, 13:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN-S1Jj68o4

THCDDM4
04-13-18, 13:22
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/04/12/naked-man-climbs-church-steps-off-roof/
Mt. Lebanon Police say a man ran naked through the neighborhood, climbed a church, then deliberately stepped off the roof Thursday afternoon. Around 5:30 p.m., police began receiving multiple calls about a man running naked through Mt. Lebanon.
Police say the man had scaled the church building and climbed to the highest level of the church roof near the steeple. Officers tried to talk to the man, but he did not respond.
According to police, the man then deliberately stepped off the roof and fell about 50 feet to the driveway below.


Well, that was fun while it lasted...

I mean, truth be told- I did Throw some wild parties in college and it was only 10'-12' and it was into a pool, but- yeah I have.

Averageman
04-13-18, 14:21
I'm thinking "Bath Salts" PCP is so 70's.

Moose-Knuckle
04-13-18, 15:50
I'm thinking "Bath Salts" PCP is so 70's.

Good old synthetic cathinones. People who abuse them tend to get naked and do some serious weird/violent shit.

Alex V
04-13-18, 16:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN-S1Jj68o4

This movie is so much better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYz3E4MckSw

Moose-Knuckle
04-13-18, 16:19
This movie is so much better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYz3E4MckSw

Yeah but the key here is being naked and on a roof. :laugh:

flenna
04-13-18, 17:04
This week?

The_War_Wagon
04-13-18, 17:15
Mt. Lebanon. :rolleyes:

Explains all the Conor Lamb(chop) signs still in people's yards there...

grnamin
04-13-18, 20:36
I'm thinking "Bath Salts" PCP is so 70's.

At least he didn't try to eat someone's face (not that we know of).

Kain
04-13-18, 20:41
At least he didn't try to eat someone's face (not that we know of).

I remember when shit happened down in Florida. People where I was at were like, "Oh shit Zombies!!!" And I was laughing, until I realized that they really thought that was what was going on.

TomMcC
04-13-18, 22:40
No, but then I never did dust. Sounds like he did too much

Jer
04-14-18, 11:36
Well? Did he live?

Averageman
04-14-18, 13:44
Well? Did he live?

http://triblive.com/local/allegheny/13531630-74/naked-man-falls-from-church-in-mt-lebanon
A naked man deliberately walked off a church roof in Mt. Lebanon on Thursday afternoon, suffering critical injuries when he hit a driveway 50 feet below, Mt. Lebanon police said.
The man, whose identity was not immediately unknown, walked off the Bower Hill Community Church roof at 70 Moffett St., about 5:30 p.m. police said.
He was incoherent, but responsive, when he was taken by ambulance to UPMC Mercy hospital in Pittsburgh, where he underwent surgery.
Authorities said he did not identify himself or answer questions when asked.

Critical, but still alive, he wouldn't answer any questions, but who knows, having fallen that far before I couldn't answer any questions for three days.

platoonDaddy
04-14-18, 14:24
From one of my cuz in Western PA: We do know how to have fun and we do not even have legal Cannabis!