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RetroRevolver77
07-03-18, 11:11
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Definitely not this.. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmPzT-VKWw
Inkslinger
07-03-18, 14:08
Definitely not this.. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmPzT-VKWw
Just when I thought fat people could not get any funnier....
Definitely not this.. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmPzT-VKWw
needs a bra
Be Safe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c2Pu6GL-8o
https://www.facebook.com/race.reed/videos/10206293741045743/
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Seems Zacharias Holmes is a real fireworks buff ..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoqMeVcmIfQ
You haven't lived until you've double charged a mortar in the dark. That or have your buddy's Labrador retriever run up and grab the mortar tube after you've lit the fuse.
We don't do fireworks much up here in July.. it's pretty much light all night. We save up for New Years.
Looks like my 4th festivities will be cut short this year. I've been battling a stomach bug for the last day and no hope on the horizon.
Averageman
07-03-18, 14:37
Definitely not this.. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmPzT-VKWw
Do you have any neosporin? 1:30....
RetroRevolver77
07-03-18, 16:34
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How is this kid still alive?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qTNL8LNdq0
I'm stocked up on beer and pork chops in case anyone is worried about me.
How you going to fix the chops?
Also a reminder - keep your pets inside. Just say a piece on the news from the humane society in Wichita - their pickups go way up during this period due to dogs running from the noise.
One of my favorites:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLTX06aAgGA
The U.S. Marshall's Service had a video of outlaw biker mamas on a stage shooting bottle rockets out of their coozies.
Take them gals home to mom.
Averageman
07-03-18, 19:00
Like biker chicks with a burning sensation in their crotch is a new thing?
ramairthree
07-04-18, 01:55
The best part is that the bootlegs fireworks guy is actually Lootie.
RetroRevolver77
07-04-18, 10:53
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Happy 4th of July! Post up what you are doing and remember- don't mess with mf'n bootleg fireworks.
Working the po’ side of the county on a ambulance. Should be interesting. This place rarely fails to disappoint.
Don’t become a safety brief bullet.
I was part of the Bomb Squad here for many years. One of our "training" exercises every year was destruction of illegal fireworks that had been confiscated by local PD's and DNR enforcement from the northern part of this state- they all got turned over to us for disposal. That was always a hoot, and no, not all of those fireworks got destroyed.
Definitely not this.. ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmPzT-VKWw
So it looks like the "Stupid Hurts" movement has a new poster boy. And after all that, his only question "Did you get that?" No dumbass suit up and do it again because Youtube cred is so damn important.
You haven't lived until you've double charged a mortar in the dark. That or have your buddy's Labrador retriever run up and grab the mortar tube after you've lit the fuse.
We don't do fireworks much up here in July.. it's pretty much light all night. We save up for New Years.
Looks like my 4th festivities will be cut short this year. I've been battling a stomach bug for the last day and no hope on the horizon.
Years ago I responded to a call where a guy did that. I arrive and there are fingers on the sidewalk laying next to a mortar. Guy comes out of the house, drunk as a skunk, with his hand wrapped in a towel, blood everywhere, crap in his pants and says "it's ok, I ran some water over it in the sink.". Hmmm, let me see- yep, let me get EMS enroute for ya.
Years ago I responded to a call where a guy did that. I arrive and there are fingers on the sidewalk laying next to a mortar. Guy comes out of the house, drunk as a skunk, with his hand wrapped in a towel, blood everywhere, crap in his pants and says "it's ok, I ran some water over it in the sink.". Hmmm, let me see- yep, let me get EMS enroute for ya.
I think the only saved my buddy (I was right by him) was heavy leather gloves because it was winter. Stung like a bitch he said.
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