OH58D
12-31-18, 16:07
At this time of year we are inundated by every kind of college football Bowl Game, with sponsorship in the name. Right now I am watching the Autozone Liberty Bowl. They all have a sponsor's name connected with it. All of these participating teams have had some level of success in their college divisions. I want to offer something different since I am getting tired of the GoodYear Cotton Bowl, Allstate Sugar Bowl, etc.
Instead of the best teams, I would like a Bowl game with the two absolute worst teams in college football playing. These two teams will have not won a single game in years, but this bowl game would be their opportunity to pull out a win.
The sponsor for this game would be America's oldest manufacturer of bathroom fixtures, having been around for more than 140 years. This would be American Standard of Piscataway, New Jersey.
I present to you:
The American Standard Toilet Bowl
Every touchdown would include the sound effect of a toilet flush, and the winning team would receive a crystal commode as a trophy.
Instead of the best teams, I would like a Bowl game with the two absolute worst teams in college football playing. These two teams will have not won a single game in years, but this bowl game would be their opportunity to pull out a win.
The sponsor for this game would be America's oldest manufacturer of bathroom fixtures, having been around for more than 140 years. This would be American Standard of Piscataway, New Jersey.
I present to you:
The American Standard Toilet Bowl
Every touchdown would include the sound effect of a toilet flush, and the winning team would receive a crystal commode as a trophy.