View Full Version : Behind Enemy Lines: SERE for When You're a Trump Supporter ;)
FromMyColdDeadHand
07-10-19, 19:14
Anyone got any good one liners for dealing with virtue signaling, woke & doped pseudo intellectuals? Some throw away lines for cocktail parties where you want to break contact and leave a nice dookie in the conversational punch bowl that people only realize after a fast five count?
It's not that I pictured Trump as what I wanted as a leader to counter the leftward lurch of the country, but he's what we got and he's works- kind of like those one bladed props for airplanes. I get people don't like him, but hatred of him is leading to hysterical logic blindness that is off the charts. Colorado is going red and Denver is going full stupid. I know I'm not going to change any minds and I don't want to get into long debates with people that I know aren't going to listen or change their minds. I end up in social situations that are kind of like a left-wing Klan meetings- you know the attacks on 'orange' are going to come, and people have NO CLUE that anyone would disagree with the 'fact' that Trump is as idiot, Russian agent, and all the -ists in the world.
Anyone got some good one liners with double entendre or some cunning linguistics that you like to use? Or do I just scan the crowd for potential sympathetic re-resistance co-conspirators?
Fletch gave us "Thank you very little", my grandfather gave me "If I wanted crap out of you, I'd squeeze your head" and my father gave me "That's an idea, but not a very good one"- but I'm going for a little more nuanced for the appetizer on one hand, drink in the other, shaking hands with your third hand crowd.
I know I should just keep my mouth shut and smile, but what fun is that?
Five_Point_Five_Six
07-10-19, 19:56
"You know Cannibalism would solve both over population AND world hunger."
Diamondback
07-10-19, 19:56
If you were in Seattle I'd suggest "What's that in your ear? Oh, some moss must have come off a tree and started growing in your head."
"You know, doctors have proven that liberalism is a mental disorder."
For instance liberals believe:
Cigarettes bad; marijuana good
Killing whales bad; murdering babies good
Assaults by Leftists (Antifa) good; 2nd Amendment supporters bad
Men in women's bathrooms good; Bibles in school bad
I keep it simple:
'I can keep explaining it to you, but can't make you understand or acknowledge the facts'...That is usually followed up by: 'Why are getting so upset?? It's not my fault you're wrong'
donlapalma
07-10-19, 20:42
"I think you have me confused for somebody else. The problem is that you think I'm the guy that gives a f**k."
"Wow. You're a lot smarter than you look."
"Tell me something you didn't hear on CNN this morning or that you read in the New York Times."
SomeOtherGuy
07-10-19, 20:54
I don't play that game, I just keep my mouth shut. But IF I did play that game, I'd have lots of ebullient praise for prominent socialists... something like:
Che Guevara did SO MUCH for gay rights!!!
Mao ended hunger for over 50M Chinese!
Pol Pot solved Cambodia's population crisis!
AOC is the smartest fresh-womyn congressperson of color everz!!!!
etc. etc.
As Uncle Joe once said, dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
SomeOtherGuy
07-10-19, 20:59
Oh yeah, tell all your leftoid friends that Chekist is THE SINGLE BEST pro-communist film of all time! And it was made in Russia to boot!
Dead link - I guess faketube censored it (AFAIK there is no copyright claim on this film):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RQVSHfuPCQ
Go on, tell them that there is no more uplifting, more humanizing film than Chekist. It has sex, nudity, drugs, recycling, social awareness, and "the man" getting it good and hard.
I find bad posture, uncomfortable staring and awkward silence go a lot further than some Seinfeld wannabe, Wish-I -Was-Ross throwaway line that nobody cares about
Why even engage these idiots? They will never get it.
Diamondback
07-10-19, 22:45
A nice loud, pungent, eye-watering room-broom fart usually does wonders in getting them to take their toxic spew somewhere else... problem is, it makes all your friends hightail it too.
“Your opinion is so important. Make sure you tell EVERYONE!”.
The key is to perfect dead pan delivery, blank stare, empty eye contact and deliver just enough patronizing condescension that they don’t know if you are emulating the coddling, enabling parent or a sarcastic master troll. Won’t change their minds (can’t fix stupid) but it usually drives the leftist evangelists away.
Why even engage these idiots? They will never get it.
Pretty much.
Does anyone worry about snappy zingers when dealing with white supremacists? That's pretty much how much I feel about engaging with socialists, commies and other zealots.
“Your opinion is so important. Make sure you tell EVERYONE!”.
The key is to perfect dead pan delivery, blank stare, empty eye contact and deliver just enough patronizing condescension that they don’t know if you are emulating the coddling, enabling parent or a sarcastic master troll. Won’t change their minds (can’t fix stupid) but it usually drives the leftist evangelists away.
So honestly, probably no better time in the world than to simply counter with "Have you heard the good news?" and start talking about Jesus and see if you can get them to say "Jesus, enter my heart." No matter what they say, no matter how many times they try to change the subject, just keep talking about Jesus and actively and aggressively save that soul.
titsonritz
07-11-19, 01:43
I pretty much rely on "Get the **** away from me before I tear out your throat."
"You know Cannibalism would solve both over population AND world hunger."
Aaaand thank you for my new signature line!
I'd like to weigh in on cannibalism here. I believe its the way of the future. Fat people can't run very fast and are easy to corral, kids would be veal, and the elderly would make good jerky.
If you want, just wire Firefly and I promise I can totally make any party shit the bed with my thoughts on cannibalism, the legal ramifications of necrophilia and what I will dub 'Pre-Necrophilia, and how short guys always have to look pissed off so when they look up at other men they dont look gay.
I likewise have a LOT of outspoken, unfiltered opinions on Religion and Politics.
Trust me, I'm a card
FromMyColdDeadHand
07-11-19, 07:16
Thanks everyone, and I’m starting to understand why we’ve never had an M4C cocktail party get together.
BoringGuy45
07-11-19, 08:24
"We can debate like rational adults, in which we give each other the respect of stating our arguments and opinions, and responding without talking over each other or using a mocking, condescending tone. OR, we can take it to the ground. Either way, if you're just going to scream at me like four year old throwing a tantrum, I'm not going to give you the time of day."
Ready.Fire.Aim
07-11-19, 08:40
“ I could agree but then we would both be wrong”
“ that’s nice but do you have a few minutes so I can tell you about Jehovah Witnesses?”
Doc Safari
07-11-19, 09:00
Why even engage these idiots? They will never get it.
Amen. When someone lets loose with an SJW screed or some liberal horseshit I just smile weakly and say, "I don't really get into politics that much." It's amazing to watch the air go out of their balloon, especially when you repeat it as they persist. It's like in their minds they have no defense for DGAF.
I usually go with a tied and true "eat a bag of dicks"
Why even engage these idiots? They will never get it.
OP wisely chose to use SERE in the title of this thread. Sometimes one is not given the choice to avoid. These people have an axe to grind so when I can’t avoid I engage with full frontal contact, letting them spew their nonsense. When the fervent rants start it is very easy to steer them whatever direction I want. They never see the traps I set. The moment the marxist idiot realizes the futility of the argument, yet refuse to accept reality, is the goal. Watching them sulk and finally STFU is pure schadenfreude.
"We can debate like rational adults, in which we give each other the respect of stating our arguments and opinions, and responding without talking over each other or using a mocking, condescending tone. OR, we can take it to the ground. Either way, if you're just going to scream at me like four year old throwing a tantrum, I'm not going to give you the time of day."
Good, but way too long. I have a hard time staying focused enough to rebut the 14 Words after I've asked some fool what his tat means.
Short:
'Do you think?'
'Bless your heart' (Southern Lady for 'You Are a Moron')
Always make them defend their argument by asking them the same question.
If people make you sick then maybe you should cook them longer.
I'd like to weigh in on cannibalism here. I believe its the way of the future. Fat people can't run very fast and are easy to corral, kids would be veal, and the elderly would make good jerky.
If you want, just wire Firefly and I promise I can totally make any party shit the bed with my thoughts on cannibalism, the legal ramifications of necrophilia and what I will dub 'Pre-Necrophilia, and how short guys always have to look pissed off so when they look up at other men they dont look gay.
I likewise have a LOT of outspoken, unfiltered opinions on Religion and Politics.
Trust me, I'm a card
In a low voice, say...
A sphincter says what?
Diamondback
07-11-19, 13:09
Thanks everyone, and I’m starting to understand why we’ve never had an M4C cocktail party get together.
I'd love to see a national M4C Shoot/BBQ event... just keep Fly and Vip3r way the hell away from the grill, or any other food-prep. :p
Short:
'Do you think?'
'Bless your heart' (Southern Lady for 'You Are a Moron')
I use "cool story 'bro" a lot with my kids. Pisses them off to no end, which is the desired effect.
I find bad posture, uncomfortable staring and awkward silence go a lot further than some Seinfeld wannabe, Wish-I -Was-Ross throwaway line that nobody cares about
Throw in a few dramatic eye blinks like you're trying to shake a bad mental image while you're staring silently. Works wonders. :)
Thanks everyone, and I’m starting to understand why we’ve never had an M4C cocktail party get together.
<snickers> He said "cocktail"... :lol:
I'm a guy who likes visual aides and props to make a point. I was in Sarasota, Florida on Lido Key over the 4th of July week and saw numerous pleasure boats flying these flags:
https://i.imgur.com/OulQEQOh.jpg
Here's some I use, pretty much daily; and I do just drop them and walk off:
"That's a great story, I'd love to hear it again sometime?"
"Are you in pain? (Answer is always- NO, why?) my grandpa always told me stupid should hurt more?"
"Have you heard about the new technological break through where you can put people on mute? I need that"
"Thanks for your fresh point of view, truly original for our time"
"Everyone is entitled to stupid opinions, but you're just abusing that privilege at this point"
"And to think, out of all those sperm, YOU were the quickest of the bunch"
"I cannot tell you how much joy you've brought me in leaving this conversation"
The last one is my favorite. The looks on peoples faces is priceless.
Hold that thought...
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"Damn, that's deep................ if I was as smart as you, I couldn't deal with myself".
You have to be really sincere when you say it. The timing is key as well. If you do it just right, by the time you hit the door they will get it.
This is one of the cringiest threads I've ever seen.
Generally I try and learn from Hakuin, and just reply "Is that so" before leaving.
Throw in a few dramatic eye blinks like you're trying to shake a bad mental image while you're staring silently. Works wonders. :)
I’mma steal that and figure out a way to make my phone play Fortunate Son while I do that and then cryptically say something like “....you think Charlie give a damn about yo’ white people problems. Charlie jes’ out there a waitin’....”
Then just be all “okay what were you saying?”
Diamondback
07-12-19, 17:22
I’mma steal that and figure out a way to make my phone play Fortunate Son while I do that and then cryptically say something like “....you think Charlie give a damn about yo’ white people problems. Charlie jes’ out there a waitin’....”
Then just be all “okay what were you saying?”
LOL! Prolly works even better for those old enough to have been in Nam...
There is a way... get a prepaid burnphone, set Fortunate Son as the ringtone and put it on your other phone's speed-dial.
LOL! Prolly works even better for those old enough to have been in Nam...
There is a way... get a prepaid burnphone, set Fortunate Son as the ringtone and put it on your other phone's speed-dial.
YOU WEREN’T THERE, MAAAAN....
Spinelli got his wop ass shot to shit walking point when he was 15 days short. And Motown got his black ass sent home to his folks in a bag. And Tex....(shudder), I don’t even wanna talk about it and you over here, ain’t even been born yet, trying to be some kinda GAWT DAMN HERO. Why didn’t you stay in college, rich boy?!
............
Okay what were you saying?
"Thanks for your fresh point of view, truly original for our time"
Best of the bunch, they aren't really sure....
Diamondback
07-12-19, 17:45
YOU WEREN’T THERE, MAAAAN....
Spinelli got his wop ass shot to shit walking point when he was 15 days short. And Motown got his black ass sent home to his folks in a bag. And Tex....(shudder), I don’t even wanna talk about it and you over here, ain’t even been born yet, trying to be some kinda GAWT DAMN HERO. Why didn’t you stay in college, rich boy?!
............
Okay what were you saying?
LOL! Just tryin' to lend an assist on the tech side... seriously, dude, you should look into Living History/Reenacting type stuff... it's not just "LARP," it can be a great educational resource for the young'uns.
SeriousStudent
07-14-19, 21:51
If I would not seek them out for advice, I do not engage them in conversation.
My life has been calm, following this guidance.
Short:
'Do you think?'
'Bless your heart' (Southern Lady for 'You Are a Moron')
Outstanding. I love it.
Whiskey_Bravo
07-14-19, 23:50
If I would not seek them out for advice, I do not engage them in conversation.
My life has been calm, following this guidance.
Well said.
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