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Slater
09-05-21, 16:26
Who'd a thunk it?

"Police say a man may have died after using a high-powered epoxy resin to seal his private parts during intercourse to ensure protection from pregnancy.

A local police investigator reportedly said that 25-year-old Salman Mirza decided to use the epoxy instead of a condom and it may have complicated his health condition.

He was found unconscious a day after entering a hotel with his ex-fiancee. He was hospitalized but died."


https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/man-dies-after-having-sex-using-epoxy-adhesive-instead-of-a-condom

Inkslinger
09-05-21, 16:30
With that level of stupidity, he was bound to get himself killed eventually.

Disciple
09-05-21, 16:33
That's got to earn a double nomination for a Darwin award!

fedupflyer
09-06-21, 00:54
Self cleaning gene pool?

SteyrAUG
09-06-21, 01:01
Obviously another covid related fatality.

DG23
09-06-21, 08:28
Guy would have been fine had he used the proper release agent.

:)

Averageman
09-06-21, 08:32
What happened to "Cling Wrap" and rubber bands?

DG23
09-06-21, 08:58
What happened to "Cling Wrap" and rubber bands?

LOL!

Asked the oldest son one time if he had ever noticed the serial numbers they have been putting on store bought condoms lately. He said no.

Told him it was likely because he never had to unroll one far enough. (serial numbers near the bottom)

:)

utahjeepr
09-06-21, 10:59
Gotta wonder if he was bangin the gorilla glue hair girl?

SilverBullet432
09-06-21, 11:30
Research & development.. ��

flenna
09-06-21, 11:50
So the guy goes to a hotel room with his fiancee, does not bring condoms but happens to have industrial strength epoxy with him? Well, OK then.

The_War_Wagon
09-06-21, 12:58
25-year-old Salman Mirza

mohammedan? :rolleyes:

You think he'd of tried Saran Wrap first. :moil:

Grand58742
09-06-21, 13:36
WTF is wrong with some people?