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triggerjerk
03-17-24, 06:09
Apologies. I have a pic of today's 6am cst tv screen for texting, but don't do pics in a format to post here, BUTT:

Commie News Netwerk (CNN) just said that Shittywood is now going to start promoting gun safety. Why couldn't they start representing morally supportable gun use instead? Their idea of gun "safety" should be refined a little bit (reference Balldwin), then at least reviewed by maybe a 12 year who grew up squirrel hunting with his dad..... Oh, wait. Maybe their sense of morality is suspect, too......

markm
03-17-24, 08:04
Another SouthPark worthy ridiculous scenario.

Diamondback
03-17-24, 09:07
If we could get Keanu Reeves to do a short with "John Wick Explains The Four Rules" it'd probably go viral in minutes.

FromMyColdDeadHand
03-17-24, 10:12
They got rid of cigarettes, but they will never guns. Too much money to leave it on the table.

Averageman
03-17-24, 12:43
They got rid of cigarettes, but they will never guns. Too much money to leave it on the table.

I was thinking about exactly that the other day.

davidjinks
03-17-24, 12:54
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Hollywood???? Gun safety???

Next you know they’ll be making safety awareness videos on drugs and pornography!

GTFO HERE WITH THAT!!! Go back to bed Hollywood,you’re drunk!


Apologies. I have a pic of today's 6am cst tv screen for texting, but don't do pics in a format to post here, BUTT:

Commie News Netwerk (CNN) just said that Shittywood is now going to start promoting gun safety. Why couldn't they start representing morally supportable gun use instead? Their idea of gun "safety" should be refined a little bit (reference Balldwin), then at least reviewed by maybe a 12 year who grew up squirrel hunting with his dad..... Oh, wait. Maybe their sense of morality is suspect, too......

titsonritz
03-17-24, 13:43
Alex Baldwin can be the head instructor.

SteyrAUG
03-17-24, 14:57
So is a Glock 34 male, female or non binary?

davidjinks
03-17-24, 15:00
It’s known as Two-Spirit gender. Look it up!



So is a Glock 34 male, female or non binary?

triggerjerk
03-17-24, 16:58
Just caught the last of another cnn blurb. Hollywood promoting safe gun storage and safety. Showed the guy from SWAT putting his pistol in a gun safe! Said you'll never see an actor get in a car without putting on a seatbelt cause they're promoting safe driving! Yeah, showed a scene of the friends chick snatching a cigarette out of the latest dead star's mouth. Then, if I heard right, some guy said they might be changing from full auto to actors just firing a few shots! Then they threw up #showgunsafety. Listed things like don't show guns on children's programs.

This garbage infuriates me! I still say someone should take shittywood to court for promoting all types of crime and violence......

SteyrAUG
03-17-24, 17:21
Steps to make a firearm "Hollywood" safe.

Welding of the chamber, cutting the barrel/chamber/breech, plugging the barrel, welding the bolt to the chamber, or some combination of these actions which rendered the firearm incapable of firing a shot.

davidjinks
03-17-24, 17:57
Just do what I do……not watch any of that bullshit. It has helped greatly in the mental department.



Just caught the last of another cnn blurb. Hollywood promoting safe gun storage and safety. Showed the guy from SWAT putting his pistol in a gun safe! Said you'll never see an actor get in a car without putting on a seatbelt cause they're promoting safe driving! Yeah, showed a scene of the friends chick snatching a cigarette out of the latest dead star's mouth. Then, if I heard right, some guy said they might be changing from full auto to actors just firing a few shots! Then they threw up #showgunsafety. Listed things like don't show guns on children's programs.

This garbage infuriates me! I still say someone should take shittywood to court for promoting all types of crime and violence......

triggerjerk
03-17-24, 20:47
Yep. If somehow I could at least cut back on watching the (pseudo) news and maybe go back to drinking my coffee black.....

ViniVidivici
03-18-24, 23:09
If we could get Keanu Reeves to do a short with "John Wick Explains The Four Rules" it'd probably go viral in minutes.

It would certainly showcase his one-handed chamber check.

Diamondback
03-19-24, 07:35
Ooh! There's an idea: If you were writing a script for a short film on Four Rules type safety, who would you cast and what would your script be?

Me: Since Kurt Russell is both a shooter and a serious Old West History scholar, and Wyatt Earp left plenty of thoughts on weapons safety behind between writings and interviews, have him reprise Earp side by side with KR's Wick.

"Be like these guys...
*camera pulls back to reveal them surrounded by dead mooks previously shown violating the Four Rules and other basic safety precautions*
...NOT those guys."

Idea being, nobody likes blatant preaching, this is why Wokester Message movies bomb, so we need to present it in an attention grabbing, catchy way if we want it to stick. Kinda like Patton with his schtick in speeches about "eloquent profanity"...

SteyrAUG
03-19-24, 14:18
Ooh! There's an idea: If you were writing a script for a short film on Four Rules type safety, who would you cast and what would your script be?

Me: Since Kurt Russell is both a shooter and a serious Old West History scholar, and Wyatt Earp left plenty of thoughts on weapons safety behind between writings and interviews, have him reprise Earp side by side with KR's Wick.

"Be like these guys...
*camera pulls back to reveal them surrounded by dead mooks previously shown violating the Four Rules and other basic safety precautions*
...NOT those guys."

Idea being, nobody likes blatant preaching, this is why Wokester Message movies bomb, so we need to present it in an attention grabbing, catchy way if we want it to stick. Kinda like Patton with his schtick in speeches about "eloquent profanity"...

I always did it like this.

https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=268335563373982&set=a.237275459813326