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ToddG
01-29-09, 11:04
Now this guy knows what he's talking about. Oh yeah ...

Home Defense Weapons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWeWVldaQM4&feature=channel)
My Absolute Favorite Weapon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLGQCpLeLQ&feature=channel)

Abraxas
01-29-09, 11:14
Priceless, oh yeah!!:rolleyes:
IF he had his choice? What, were there no recruiters where he was from:eek:?

thopkins22
01-29-09, 11:20
"I am a certified rifle expert. I don't miss. I can consistently hit a human silhouette target at 1000 yards 10 out of 10 shots. If I had my choice, I'd be a sniper."

OH YEAH!

JimmyB62
01-29-09, 11:28
Ridiculous recommendations aside, that dude was plain creepy.

Business_Casual
01-29-09, 11:42
Ridiculous recommendations aside, that dude was plain creepy.

If any teenagers disappear in that town, the SVU should be knocking on his door first.

M_P

Ed L.
01-29-09, 11:50
One day scientists will identify a genetic marker that some humans possess which impells them to make an ass of themselves on U-tube.

41113
01-29-09, 11:57
:confused:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqF7n598oXQ&feature=channel

EDC

Keys
Calculator
Cell Phone
Handcuffs
Knife#1.....Knife#5

?numbchucks?

?pussycat dolls?


wow.

SoDak
01-29-09, 12:08
But does his home defense plan account for zombies?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nddzf7kzjhI

C4IGrant
01-29-09, 12:14
"Oh Yeah!"


C4

Microwvbleturtle
01-29-09, 12:33
I'd be more than willing to punch that guy in the face if given the opportunity.

thopkins22
01-29-09, 12:46
After viewing some of his other videos, I've come to the conclusion that we should tap this comedic gold mine and request a video from him. Pretty sure he's game....

ToddG
01-29-09, 12:52
After viewing some of his other videos, I've come to the conclusion that we should tap this comedic gold mine and request a video from him. Pretty sure he's game....

Thank you for volunteering. Have at it ...

andre3k
01-29-09, 12:53
Looks like a guy that drives a ragged out conversion van that you wouldn't want to let near your kids.

rob_s
01-29-09, 12:57
I always have my Balisong handy!

d90king
01-29-09, 13:12
OH YEAH....... Wow what a great home defense setup. I feel stupid for not being as prepared as that creep. Did he really say he keeps his knife in the cushions of his couch?


Looks like we have a new Mall Ninja in the making.

That guy was very, ummm lets just say odd.

skyugo
01-29-09, 13:18
he can't be serious with that EDC vid...

what's with all the toy weapons? something tells me he doesn't know jack about knife fighting... :rolleyes::confused:

sandman99and9
01-29-09, 13:19
What a ****ing TARD !! At least if you do break into his house you will know where all his weapons are hiding...lol Good thing he does not have a 1000 yd living roon, then you would be roadkill...............1 shot 1 kill ?? ha,ha

MeanRider
01-29-09, 13:22
yeah, hmm, I need you to work on saturday. yeah

paleone
01-29-09, 14:01
me the creeps...and in general gives gun owners a bad imiage...........shameful times ten............OH YEAH...what a fool

Physics are great !! light travels faster than sound. This why some people appear bright until they begin to speak........

JimmyB62
01-29-09, 15:22
Someone help me please.................... I've watched four of his videos now. It's like a freaking train wreck, I can't help but look.

He's a mix of Mr Rogers, Pee Wee Herman, and Jeffrey Dahmer.

ToddG
01-29-09, 15:23
He's a mix of Mr Rogers, Pee Wee Herman, and Jeffrey Dahmer.

Awesome.

alvincullumyork
01-29-09, 15:38
Someone help me please.................... I've watched four of his videos now. It's like a freaking train wreck, I can't help but look.

He's a mix of Mr Rogers, Pee Wee Herman, and Jeffrey Dahmer.

so pretty much the coolest guy ever!!! Oh Yeah!

Peace..............out

Honu
01-29-09, 16:02
I wonder who would win in a showdown ?

him or Mall Ninja ???????


OHHH YEAH


all his videos makes me wonder if he is not allowed to have guns ?
his favorite we know ? but looked like someone else owned it and he just used pics he got off the net ?
since he never shows any he has ? and he would like to be a sniper but cant !!!

maybe he has a mental condition that they wont allow him to have any guns ?????


just remember he never misses !!!

bigshooter
01-29-09, 16:04
wayyyyyyyyy better content, I'm outta here.

Army Chief
01-29-09, 16:15
Oh, wow. I actually almost feel sorry for that guy.

Almost.

AC

HowardCohodas
01-29-09, 16:30
This thread has reminded me of a personal flaw. I watched the videos instead of studying for my quiz. I couldn't stop. My bad.

bkb0000
01-29-09, 16:40
:confused:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqF7n598oXQ&feature=channel

EDC

Keys
Calculator
Cell Phone
Handcuffs
Knife#1.....Knife#5

?numbchucks?

?pussycat dolls?


wow.


when i saw those numchucks i laughed so hard i almost choked on my copenhagen

RogerinTPA
01-29-09, 16:41
If any teenagers disappear in that town, the SVU should be knocking on his door first.

M_P

Big +1 on that. Especially if children start to disappear. He looks like a ****in pedophile!

Mark71
01-29-09, 16:47
I was waiting for his elderly mother to come walking through the back door yelling at him. "Duane, are you still making those stupid videos? Go clean your room!"

Peeeace Out!

R1pper
01-29-09, 17:00
I was waiting for his elderly mother to come walking through the back door yelling at him. "Duane, are you still making those stupid videos? Go clean your room!"

Peeeace Out!

MOM!!!! I WANT SOME MEATLOAF!!!!!!!!

-DM-

bkb0000
01-29-09, 17:05
Gentlemen, this is what I have so far:

---------
Thanks for your tireless work instructing the youtube community in realistic, effective self-defense weapons and tactics. After watching your videos I now feel more secure in my person and property, and no longer fear bumbs in the night. I hope you keep making these fantastic videos.

I have some questions and I'm hoping you will make a video reply:

---------


I'm coming up with "whats the best way to employ a handgun in a home-defense situation?" and "what are the best numchucks to buy and can you recommend a good dealer?" and "do you know the best way to rig my house with explosives?" but nothing seems worthy of such a golden opportunity. someone wittier than me make some suggestions

ToddG
01-29-09, 17:10
How about something along the lines of: "I appreciate all of the advice you have offered in regards to choosing proper weapons for home defense. However, having purchased many of these weapons on your recommendation, can you now provide some pointers on how to use them when under attack?"

rob_s
01-29-09, 17:46
How about something along the lines of: "I appreciate all of the advice you have offered in regards to choosing proper weapons for home defense. However, having purchased many of these weapons on your recommendation, can you now provide some pointers on how to use them when under attack?"

bingo!

ToddG
01-29-09, 17:51
You should send him a visor, rob_s. Think of the marketing potential!

rat31465
01-29-09, 17:59
Or do we have another Mall Ninja on our hands?

signal4l
01-29-09, 18:11
If I was a certified rifle expert would I get a secret decoder ring?

ZDL
01-29-09, 19:23
a real life Dwight K. Shrute.

oh yeah..... :D :D :D

bkb0000
01-29-09, 19:36
From: bkb0000
To: duanemyers
Subject: Defensive Tactics

Message: Hello,

Thanks for your great work on youtube, and all of your great practical information. I'm wondering if you could make us a video reply to help with some questions. On your recommendation for home-defense weapons I have purchased several of the items, but I'm having trouble figuring out good ways to deploy these weapons in a home-defense situation. Namely, the baton and flashlight, but any instruction on the others would be appreciated. Also, could you demonstrate for us good handgun defensive tactics in the home?

Also, I bought a set of high quality nunchucks, also on your recommendation, at a local flea market, but am having trouble figuring out how to use them. 13 stitches in my forehead yesterday have made me realize I need some expert advice.

Thanks,

Bkb0000

bkb0000
01-29-09, 19:37
everyone should subscribe and send a similar message.. light a fire under his ass.

d90king
01-29-09, 19:50
This thread has potential to become epic if we can get him to post some training videos.:D

SeriousStudent
01-29-09, 20:03
Oh. My. God.

I have so many different thoughts while observing people like that.

"Where are his hands? Lemme see those hands....good boy."

"Hmmm, pretty sure I have a fresh set of Gold Dots in the pistol today.....check."

"No wedding band on his hand. Thank God. Let's hope it does not breed...."

bkb0000 - If you can pull this off, it truly will be epic. :p

Mr. Green - did someone send you the link to that lovely video, or did you stumble across it?


I need a big jug of eye bleach now.

ZDL
01-29-09, 20:08
everyone should subscribe and send a similar message.. light a fire under his ass.

F-ing terrific! I can't wait to see this one pan out. :D

CarlosDJackal
01-29-09, 20:22
OMFG!!

Check this one out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLGQCpLeLQ&feature=channel)

"I am a certified rifle expert. I don't miss. I've hit 10 out of 10 on a human sillouhette target at a thousand yards..."

"If I had my way, I would be a Sniper. Ooooh yeah..." :rolleyes:

Robb Jensen
01-29-09, 20:36
Can you say dork?
































Oh yeah! ;)

Safetyhit
01-29-09, 21:09
Looks like a guy that drives a ragged out conversion van that you wouldn't want to let near your kids.


No shit. What a weasel.

Turnkey11
01-29-09, 21:18
I been trying my damnest to post a message on that guys videos, but they never upload onto the page. I think he is screening them, good idea.:D

bkb0000
01-29-09, 21:27
I been trying my damnest to post a message on that guys videos, but they never upload onto the page. I think he is screening them, good idea.:D

i haven't read any of the comments- does nobody rip on him?

Turnkey11
01-29-09, 21:38
i haven't read any of the comments- does nobody rip on him?

Only comments Ive read are his and the people that feed him on, nothing negative.

bkb0000
01-29-09, 21:40
Only comments Ive read are his and the people that feed him on, nothing negative.

then he definately has control over it.. otherwise he'd be bombarded with fear and loathing

Mr.Goodtimes
01-29-09, 22:00
Wow, strong crazy eyes.

certified rifle expert? wtf is that?

He was also probably beaten up too many times in school... this caused sever insecurities and possibly brain damage from the excessive amount of swirlies the cheer leading team probably gave him in high school; which would thus, account for his current state of being.

Mark71
01-29-09, 22:16
From: bkb0000
To: duanemyers
Subject: Defensive Tactics

Message: Hello,

Thanks for your great work on youtube, and all of your great practical information. I'm wondering if you could make us a video reply to help with some questions. On your recommendation for home-defense weapons I have purchased several of the items, but I'm having trouble figuring out good ways to deploy these weapons in a home-defense situation. Namely, the baton and flashlight, but any instruction on the others would be appreciated. Also, could you demonstrate for us good handgun defensive tactics in the home?

Also, I bought a set of high quality nunchucks, also on your recommendation, at a local flea market, but am having trouble figuring out how to use them. 13 stitches in my forehead yesterday have made me realize I need some expert advice.

Thanks,

Bkb0000

LMFAO! I really do hope that he answers your questions. Please let us know if he replies back.
:D

thopkins22
01-29-09, 22:23
certified rifle expert? wtf is that?
I think dude meant to say that he's "certifiable.":D

Honu
01-29-09, 22:35
Gentlemen, this is what I have so far:

---------
Thanks for your tireless work instructing the youtube community in realistic, effective self-defense weapons and tactics. After watching your videos I now feel more secure in my person and property, and no longer fear bumbs in the night. I hope you keep making these fantastic videos.

I have some questions and I'm hoping you will make a video reply:

---------


I'm coming up with "whats the best way to employ a handgun in a home-defense situation?" and "what are the best numchucks to buy and can you recommend a good dealer?" and "do you know the best way to rig my house with explosives?" but nothing seems worthy of such a golden opportunity. someone wittier than me make some suggestions


somehow I think this is like not paying attention to the signs at the wild animal park to not feed the animals !!!!!!

:)

you might not get hurt but the next guy in line who does not give him food will pay the price :)

hehehehehe

OH YEAH

bkb0000
01-29-09, 22:45
I'm afraid he didn't bite, gentlemen.



Re: Defensive Tactics Re: Defensive Tactics
Hi, Thanks for writing.
I don't think I'm the best teacher. My advice is to check out other people's vids on self-defense tactics. I totally recommend my YouTube friend Lamont.

http://youtube.com/wmpyr

Stay sharp!

Peace,
Duane

(block user)
(mark as spam) Reply Delete Jan 29, 2009

after watching a couple of his other videos, he actually seems pretty harmless. obviously he's completely full of shit about his shooting abilities, and the simple fact that he never shows this "handgun" he prefers to keep by his bedside, yet shows off every other weapon he possess indicates he's full of shit about that too. however, i get the impression he's mostly bored and has managed to gain a following of other bored weirdos, so he posts "reviews" of new zippos and "handcrafted in china" knives he buys on ebay.

anti-climatic, i know

Honu
01-29-09, 22:45
maybe ask something like I am confused about how to hold a knife best in attack mode for defense purposes ?

bkb0000
01-29-09, 22:46
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRN16KoRm4U&feature=related

SeriousStudent
01-29-09, 22:58
It's like a train wreck, in very slow motion....... :D

AwaySooner
01-30-09, 00:41
Man my arm is tired, I've been practicing for hours with my spyderco delica, I can't get it to flip open. :D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRN16KoRm4U&feature=related

ToddG
01-30-09, 00:49
Very disappointed that he doesn't want to "teach" ... Perhaps if someone else makes a similar but seemingly unrelated request in a few days, it will encourage him that there are folks out here who want to hear what he has to say.

He's also pretty gear oriented. Maybe ask him for advice on home defense ammunition selection. Hell, whatever he says, there will be people who agree with him. :cool:

edited to add: Holy crap why didn't I think of this first ... SOMEONE ASK HIM IF RACKING A SHOTGUN WILL SCARE AWAY BURGLARS. :cool:

bkb0000
01-30-09, 00:54
edited to add: Holy crap why didn't I think of this first ... SOMEONE ASK HIM IF RACKING A SHOTGUN WILL SCARE AWAY BURGLARS. :cool:

i watched a defensive handgun vid on youtube not too long ago from a guy that's teaching to shoot warning shots before going for COM.. i tried to pull it out of my history but couldnt find it. it's actually a pretty professional looking vid, with students and real guns on a real range, but i didnt recognize the guy or his name. anybody know who im talking about? stupidest flippin thing i've ever seen.

Gentoo
01-30-09, 01:06
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEzSfMv6N94

ZDL
01-30-09, 01:12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEzSfMv6N94

You should be banned for that.

Honu
01-30-09, 01:36
edited to add: Holy crap why didn't I think of this first ... SOMEONE ASK HIM IF RACKING A SHOTGUN WILL SCARE AWAY BURGLARS. :cool:


bad guys would be more scared when they hear the all to familiar OH YEAH
and realize they broke into the wrong house :) heheheheh
thinking to themselves YIKES I hope we can run over 1000 yards really quick as he never misses !!!!!!

ToddG
01-30-09, 01:52
You should be banned for that.

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cannot_be_unseen.jpg

Honu
01-30-09, 02:03
OH YEAH

this one is well watch the whole thing the cats are running scared I bet that pic Todd posted above is what his cats are like now !!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGBca_zqOEY

Staind503
01-30-09, 02:47
You should be banned for that.

I concur.


http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/cannot_be_unseen.jpg

LMFAO!!!!!!!!


Here's his "hangun" that he keeps under his pillow

http://www.swordsswords.com/ProductImages/air_soft_guns/air_sport_gun_m39-2.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGBca_zqOEY

I bet the treasure hunting his looks for is in little boys pants and he lure's them by dressing like simba from the f-ing lion king!!! This man is rediculous. And as for flyin to cali, florida and penn. to meet women he met online, what he really meant to say was to meet MEN.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/40221/american-dad-out-on-a-dangerous-mission?c=89

Robb Jensen
01-30-09, 05:34
He doesn't like you haters!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81qzTNCdPck&feature=related

bkb0000
01-30-09, 05:43
I beat the cube, and I'll beat you. Out.

i ****in love this guy

bkb0000
01-30-09, 05:48
you know who duane is? he's napoleon dynamite 15 years later!

Mark71
01-30-09, 06:04
you know who duane is? he's napoleon dynamite 15 years later!

More like his brother Kip

:p

Army Chief
01-30-09, 06:18
This reminds me, unfortunately, of a situation about ten years ago when some slightly-Down's-Syndromish guy showed up in Dress Blues at the 82d Airborne Division Association Convention in Harrisburg, PA. One of the Old Timer's asked me to come over to vet this guy who had showed up back at the hotel ballroom while the active duty guys (myself included) were elsewhere at a Memorial Dinner.

Poor guy's uniform was close, but no cigar, and his recollection of schools and units, etc. was right out of some Viet Nam Air Cav novel. It was fairly easy to see through, and when I gave the old trooper a solemn side-to-side nod, he grabbed the guy by the ear and literally hauled him out of the ballroom. A half-dozen drunk 18-year-old Paratroopers took over from there and escorted him to, I presume, a dark corner someplace. Still, I couldn't escape this feeling that someone that would try that hard to fit in with a group of "elites" (on whatever level) must really have a tragic impression of his own self-worth. I can't even begin to imagine how deluded someone would have to be to try and infiltrate an SF or SEAL convention, but of course, these things do happen from time to time.

The trouble with a frontal assault on Mr. YouTube is that his frame of reference is so skewed, and so imaginary, and so steeped in fantasy that I'm not even sure that he would be able to comprehend what was being communicated. It's bad when you are a laughingstock to others. It's infinitely worse when you are a laughingstock for others, and you don't even realize it. Like I said, I almost pity the guy, but I suppose he has willingly placed himself in this situation.

A former commander of mine at Bragg used to say "when you're running with the big dogs, you've got to raise your leg a little higher." Sadly, this poor guy can't even see the dogs from where he's at.

AC

sandman99and9
01-30-09, 08:03
Wow, his hater video he is wearing a hoodie and sunglasses....I thought the unibomber was back !! He came to florida to meet some woman?? Damn, I missed my chance at him. It would have to be a cqb fight though, he is a CERTIFIED RIFLE EXPERT !! I might get shot at 1000 yds 10 times.....:rolleyes:

Rider79
01-30-09, 08:45
:confused:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqF7n598oXQ&feature=channel

EDC

Keys
Calculator
Cell Phone
Handcuffs
Knife#1.....Knife#5

?numbchucks?

?pussycat dolls?


wow.


Best Youtube user reply to this video:

"funny how we men always carry similar edc on us. i love those nifty hi-quality tools, torches, key-fobs and you name it.

a men's world, huh?"

I know I carry nunchuks everyday, anyone else? :rolleyes:

Rider79
01-30-09, 08:52
i watched a defensive handgun vid on youtube not too long ago from a guy that's teaching to shoot warning shots before going for COM.. i tried to pull it out of my history but couldnt find it. it's actually a pretty professional looking vid, with students and real guns on a real range, but i didnt recognize the guy or his name. anybody know who im talking about? stupidest flippin thing i've ever seen.

Gabe Suarez? Some of the reviews I've seen of his courses in SWAT and elsewhere just destroyed his courses.

Rider79
01-30-09, 09:02
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRN16KoRm4U&feature=related

Is that the guy from Virginia Tech?

Gramps
01-30-09, 10:14
Fact III, Simba DID DIE of boredom, he just doesn't know it yet. Poor furry little friend.

Anybody know the old song by the "American Presidents" Kitty At My Foot an I wanna Touch It? Simba, you gona spend the night OUTSIDE!

MarshallDodge
01-30-09, 10:34
Coming to a gun show near you.....

Great thread, my sides hurt from laughing at this guy's expense.

Do any of his vids show him handling guns? Something tells me that he would not pass a background check. :rolleyes:

d90king
01-30-09, 10:39
This thread is becoming EPIC!!! I love this guy....... Scary thing is he was in Pa for a little furry action.......

sandman99and9
01-30-09, 11:03
Holy shit that guy is scary !! I just watched a bunch of his vids on youtube. The one about every day carry is a riot !! I think he has every piece of shit knife from the Budk catalog....lol He is gotta be a poster child for pedophiles/stalkers/wackos, e.t.c. Do you have a man-crush on duane ?????????

MC63
01-30-09, 15:16
I'm surprised he doesn't have to yell to be heard over the voices in his head...oh yah

MC63
01-30-09, 15:18
Have you seen his weapon cleaning instructions? "It rubs the lubricant on it's slide.."

Highway 55
01-30-09, 15:28
Wow, his hater video he is wearing a hoodie and sunglasses....I thought the unibomber was back !!

;)

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/102/38175496to0.jpg (http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=38175496to0.jpg)

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6415/t052290abb7.jpg (http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=t052290abb7.jpg)

Gramps
01-30-09, 16:46
You might be a Red Neck: OHH YEEAAHH, :cool: If you post your youtube vids from your mothers single wide mobile home. Can I get an "OOHHH YYAHHHH? :cool:

I just got off the phone with an old friend I used to work with, and Ted Kazinski was/is his uncle. Even the family didn't know much about him.

El Mac
01-31-09, 09:46
What a diptard.

Outlander Systems
01-31-09, 10:06
I'm just trying to figure out where I can get a certificate, certifying that I am a "Rifle Expert".

bkb: Ask him if he has any way to attach a balisong as a bayonet on an AR-15 *or* "Duane, I have been practicing with my numbchucks and I am repeatedly hitting myself in the weiner. Can you demonstrate some techniques to avoid self-injury? I must be doing something wrong!!! LOL!"

QuietShootr
01-31-09, 12:55
Holy ****amolie. Someone needs to check that dude's basement for a pit.

mmike87
01-31-09, 19:11
He has a set of knife videos, too. He even made a "homemade" knife from the buffer knife.

Crafty fellow. His Winchester knife was a "steal" he got at Walmart for $3 two years ago.

Joe_Friday
01-31-09, 19:47
"Duane, I have been practicing with my numbchucks and I am repeatedly hitting myself in the weiner. "

I just spit Kodiak all over my laptop!!! ROFLMAO

Outlander Systems
01-31-09, 20:08
I just spit Kodiak all over my laptop!!! ROFLMAO

I borrowed my brother's YouTube account to leave it as a comment on the Home Defense Weapons video.

Time shall tell if he will reveal the secrets of not using one's ding-a-ling as a numbchuck speedbag.

lalakai
01-31-09, 20:20
we could send in a request asking him "if he had to take a bullet, where would he take it, so that he could keep fighting?"

hopefully the next step would be a live demonstration on utube. i'ld pay to watch that one.

mmike87
01-31-09, 20:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9rfieN8urQ&feature=related

This guy has da skillz ...

He has another good line, "E-Thug, cause talking shit in person is dangerous".

Outlander Systems
01-31-09, 21:22
we could send in a request asking him "if he had to take a bullet, where would he take it, so that he could keep fighting?"

hopefully the next step would be a live demonstration on utube. i'ld pay to watch that one.

Wow. That is pure genius. It's so tastefully crafted, and deftly conceals the humourous intent. His response would be hysterical. I guarantee he'd be eating out of our collective hands with that one.

BH1
01-31-09, 21:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9rfieN8urQ&feature=related

This guy has da skillz ...
Yeah, that section from 1:01 - 1:08 he looks pretty comfortable with his left handed skillz. :eek:

DocMinster
01-31-09, 21:27
I am going to have bad dreams about that guy

CarlosDJackal
01-31-09, 22:59
You guys leave Duane alone. He sent me an image of his Rifle Expert Certification as proof that he is not full of shit. Here it is, this should shut all of you up!! :p

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w169/CarlosDJackal/CertifiedRifleExpert.jpg

mgbrookman
01-31-09, 23:28
Good one Carlos:) Oh Yeah!

Gramps
02-01-09, 00:58
Oh Yeah, Carlos, "FIRST oh yeah DAY OF APRIL"

I noticed a reply on the knife gangsta that some one said, "You need to see a Dr." Oh Yeah. He just about Gang Banged the cat with that there Gangsta wielding knife act, OH YEAH!:D:eek::confused:

Turnkey11
02-01-09, 02:06
For all the youtube haters...quit being cool, toughguy bullies.:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bErzKzalVnk&feature=related

sandman99and9
02-01-09, 09:47
Be very afraid for the cats in duane's house :eek:
" ARE YOU SERIOUS ?? TAKE SOME MORE RITALIN " This guy is a complete wack job !! His dumb ass videos are funny as hell though. Who sits around the house wearing sunglasses ?? His future is so bright he needs shades..........

Carlos, can you send me 1 of those expert certificates? I need to put it on my resume' That way I can infiltrate the SPECIAL FOCES/SEALS/FORCE RECON PARTIES ........

OOOOHH YEEEAAHHHH !!!

sandman99and9
02-01-09, 09:52
I almost forgot, I need a certfied knife expet / mall ninja certificate so send one of those also.

Thanks,
S.M.

ToddG
02-01-09, 10:13
we could send in a request asking him "if he had to take a bullet, where would he take it, so that he could keep fighting?"

Genius.

Gramps
02-02-09, 00:54
The wife and I finally went and saw "Gran Torino" tonight, and it was a good thing there were only 6 of us at the movie. Clint Eastwood made the good ol comment, "OOHHH YEAAHHH" and I busted out laughing. The wife wondered what the hell was wrong with me. I couldn't have heard that line at a better time.

sandman99and9
02-02-09, 00:56
OH NO, you mean the outlaw josey wales said " oohhh yeaahhh " say it aint so brother...............

Gramps
02-02-09, 01:11
Yeah, BUT he only said it once in his movie career, and it wasn't on youtube!!!
Nor was he using a penis pump when he said it, like "Duane Meyers" was!

sandman99and9
02-02-09, 12:44
Well, at least Clint did not claim to be a " CERTIFIED RIFLE EXPERT " But he could probably hit 10 out of 10 shots at 1000yds with his old west pistols......lol Hope he does not spit chew on my forehead like the other dudes he shot :eek:

ZDL
02-02-09, 16:50
I keep these bedside.

John_Wayne777
02-02-09, 20:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8H2f0sAws&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

....oh...my...god...

I do not understand people's desire to put videos of themselves on youtube. :rolleyes:

Honu
02-02-09, 22:16
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8H2f0sAws&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

....oh...my...god...

I do not understand people's desire to put videos of themselves on youtube. :rolleyes:

OH MY nice finger on the trigger there :) hehehehe OH HOW SAD I have to laugh as its so tragic

I have to say that poor kid might be the next school shooter we read about

sadly I bet he gets picked on A LOT in school

Bolt_Overide
02-03-09, 07:19
see its guys like that who really creep me out. His whole tone and demenour were so casual, he feels extremely comfortable with his thought processes.

This is the kinda guy that wakes up one day and says to himself.... "hmmmm I bet I can hit cars on the freeway from that bluff back there with my m1a" while hes staring out the back door sippin his morning coffee..

Mikey
02-03-09, 09:31
Kinda creepy!

SinnFéinM1911
02-03-09, 09:38
BAH HA HA HAH !!!

sandman99and9
02-03-09, 10:25
Be very careful with your comments, Duane is watching / listening. He is deadly with a knife,numchucks,baseball bat,credit card knife, balisong, and most importantly,
HE IS A CERTIFIED RIFLE EXPERT !!

I think chuck norris would run away from him..........

Honu
02-03-09, 16:20
Be very careful with your comments, Duane is watching / listening. He is deadly with a knife,numchucks,baseball bat,credit card knife, balisong, and most importantly,

I think chuck norris would run away from him..........

as long as he can get 1001 yards away he would be fine :)

CarlosDJackal
02-03-09, 16:55
Be very afraid for the cats in duane's house :eek:
" ARE YOU SERIOUS ?? TAKE SOME MORE RITALIN " This guy is a complete wack job !! His dumb ass videos are funny as hell though. Who sits around the house wearing sunglasses ?? His future is so bright he needs shades..........

Carlos, can you send me 1 of those expert certificates? I need to put it on my resume' That way I can infiltrate the SPECIAL FOCES/SEALS/FORCE RECON PARTIES ........

OOOOHH YEEEAAHHHH !!!

Sure. PM me a Name, What standard you met, the Expert Rating (mine says "Super-Duper High Master"), and an e-mail address and it's yours. :D

Turnkey11
02-04-09, 12:31
OH NO, you mean the outlaw josey wales said " oohhh yeaahhh " say it aint so brother...............

Ooohh yeaahhh.....

babaracus
02-04-09, 18:15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8H2f0sAws&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div

....oh...my...god...

I do not understand people's desire to put videos of themselves on youtube. :rolleyes:

I do feel sorry for that kid, but the PVC pipe recommendation reminds me of the South Park "Death by Wiffle Bat" episode. "It won't be long now Kyle. (DOOMP,DOOMP)"

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153963

sandman99and9
02-05-09, 07:09
OMG !! that is some funny shit. I have not seen that one. You just made my day:D

HAMMERDROP
02-05-09, 13:24
This guy is probably prohibited from being within 1000 feet of any grade school in his state of residency.

Michael

geminidglocker
02-05-09, 13:50
Yup, OOHHH YEAH!!!.That guy was creepy!!!It would only be creepier if he was dressed like Mr.Rogers.Who certified him as a Rifle Expert???He probably has never even handled a Parker-Hale M-24.:confused:

Mikey
02-05-09, 14:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qLpzRj4vOw&feature=related




"You're gonna wish you hadn't! HA HA HA HA OH Yeah....."


Just... Creepy.

ToddG
02-05-09, 14:43
The frightening thing is that Duane knows more about weapons than my last boss in the gun industry ...

Best line ever: "I call this the You're Going to Wish You Hadn't ha ha ha ha ..."

jcase64
02-05-09, 14:51
Duane is my hero, oh yeah

HAMMERDROP
02-05-09, 17:00
Who certified him as a Rifle Expert???He probably has never even handled a Parker-Hale M-24.:confused:[/QUOTE]

Daisy ... "Ralphie your gonna shoot your EYE out !"
I am surprised this fine weapon isn't one he mentioned as having stowed in the head. Or in the garage while working on his Big Wheel...

Michael

Honu
02-05-09, 18:49
when he finds out all his so called subscriber friends are mocking him and think he is a idiot

its going to be like the movie Carrie !!!! except instead of mental powers it will be his nun-chucks since he cant own a gun at least he wont go postal ?

Honu
02-05-09, 18:50
Who certified him as a Rifle Expert???
Michael

I am sure one of his many personalities :)

senorlinc
02-06-09, 00:01
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYjd0pTsqyw&feature=related

who throws a shoe, seriously

OOOOOOOOHHHH YEAHHH

ToddG
02-06-09, 14:08
Someone call Blackhawk ... they need to begin making high heeled combat boots.

Cameron
02-06-09, 15:24
From: bkb0000
To: duanemyers
Subject: Defensive Tactics

Message: Hello,

Thanks for your great work on youtube, and all of your great practical information. I'm wondering if you could make us a video reply to help with some questions. On your recommendation for home-defense weapons I have purchased several of the items, but I'm having trouble figuring out good ways to deploy these weapons in a home-defense situation. Namely, the baton and flashlight, but any instruction on the others would be appreciated. Also, could you demonstrate for us good handgun defensive tactics in the home?

Also, I bought a set of high quality nunchucks, also on your recommendation, at a local flea market, but am having trouble figuring out how to use them. 13 stitches in my forehead yesterday have made me realize I need some expert advice.

Thanks,

Bkb0000


Posted these questions in his comment section of the "Home Defense Weaons" vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWeWVldaQM4




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Also, I bought a set of high quality nunchucks, also on your recommendation, at a local flea market, but am having trouble figuring out how to use them. 13 stitches in my forehead yesterday have made me realize I need some expert advice.

Thanks,


I will see if we get a response.

Cameron

ToddG
02-06-09, 16:17
Someone needs to ask Duane what he thinks of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clWjfQ_xeAQ&feature=channel

DarrinD
02-06-09, 17:01
Someone needs to ask Duane what he thinks of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clWjfQ_xeAQ&feature=channel

I'm not 100% sure what those girls mean by "anything" but feel strangely awkward watching the video (while laughing my head off).

As for Duane: "You may think I'm paranoid, but I don't care."

Gramps
02-06-09, 18:08
Someone needs to ask Duane what he thinks of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clWjfQ_xeAQ&feature=channel

UHM, UUHHHHHH, TThannksss, I'mmm, uh, at a loss for words.

Todd, you owe me 2 minnutes back for that uhh, what ever it was.

"Ohhh Yeahhh", you doooo! :D

Damn, I feel clueless about that one!

Irish
02-06-09, 18:17
wow... :rolleyes:

Turnkey11
02-09-09, 02:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYjd0pTsqyw&feature=related

who throws a shoe, seriously

OOOOOOOOHHHH YEAHHH

I could take her, as long as my wife didnt find out. :D

sandman99and9
02-09-09, 10:18
I will see if we get a response.

Cameron :D

Any reply yet? Maybe Duane is busy hiding a balisong knife in the shitter and does not have time to type. :rolleyes:

sandman99and9
02-09-09, 15:18
Bueller ?
Bueller ??
Bueller ???

:D

decodeddiesel
02-09-09, 16:23
After viewing some of his other videos, I've come to the conclusion that we should tap this comedic gold mine and request a video from him. Pretty sure he's game....

haha...

Aray
02-09-09, 17:54
Now this guy knows what he's talking about. Oh yeah ...

Home Defense Weapons (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWeWVldaQM4&feature=channel)
My Absolute Favorite Weapon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFLGQCpLeLQ&feature=channel)

Todd, I think you are just jealous of his timepieces.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuichyfgqjM&feature=channel

sandman99and9
02-11-09, 19:06
Holy crap !! I know what is wrong with Duane.......... his brains were cooking while he was in nevada !! Check out his hat collection LOL
He got one and a shitty knife from a flea market near me :D
I gotta stay at least 1001 yards away from flea world now............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKH1sr1ZxwM

HowardCohodas
02-11-09, 23:59
The truly frightening thing to me about this thread is this thread nearly 150 posts long so far.

kaiservontexas
02-12-09, 12:45
I am creeped way out by this guy.

Freakdaddy
02-13-09, 02:21
I love the credit card knife..."You don't want to get sliced with this. Trust me." He then magnifies the sharp edge of the knife along with the band-aid on his finger.

****ing priceless!!

Army Chief
02-13-09, 04:23
The truly frightening thing to me about this thread is this thread nearly 150 posts long so far.

My sentiments exactly. I feel like we're picking on the fat kid in grade school. Granted, this guy threw himself out there, and is surely ripe for criticism, but is it really that interesting?

AC

ZDL
02-13-09, 04:40
This guy is a personality clone of Michael Scott.

sandman99and9
02-18-09, 11:11
Any new updates on Duane ?? Has anyone infiltrated his friends list on youtube yet? That guy makes me spew coke all over my keyboard :D

ToddG
02-18-09, 11:21
http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator6831080.jpg

Farva
03-08-09, 17:49
Reminds me of ODO from Star Trek:

http://www.btinternet.com/~crippsy_99/pictures/autographs/odo.jpg

JLM
03-09-09, 16:40
"If you think I'm paranoid, I don't care" <G>

Epic fail.

sandman99and9
03-10-09, 09:34
Duane really scares me !! He tries to do andrew dice clay while looking like the unibomber ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVz_Xw1l7rY


Man, that guy is so creepy.................

s.m.

Safetyhit
03-10-09, 10:03
My sentiments exactly. I feel like we're picking on the fat kid in grade school. Granted, this guy threw himself out there, and is surely ripe for criticism, but is it really that interesting?

AC


No, it isn't by any means.

The man has a mental problem. We don't need to harp on him here to this extent.

Jay Cunningham
03-10-09, 10:32
This thread has run its course.