Humor: Government contracting

[M1A2_Tanker]

Got this in an email::D




Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in DC: One is from New York , another is from Tennessee and the third, is from Florida .. All three go with a White House offi cial to examine the fence.


The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. 'Well,' he says, 'I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.'



The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, 'I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.'



The New York contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the

White House official and whispers, '$2,700.'



The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the

other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'



The New York contractor whispers back, '$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence.'



'Done!' replies the government official.



And that, my friends, is how government contracting works!

[HiggsBoson]

This is exactly how it works in government. The bigger the contract, the more likely this is going on. Up above a few million dollars deal size (and certainly when you get up into the big B) you can virtually guarantee that someone is getting their back scratched.

[ReCon_1]

Here, Here. Well put.