Strange news of the day

[ZDL]

Guinness book of world record's finger nail lady, loses them in a car accident.

http://www.autoblog.com/2009/02/14/worlds-longest-fingernails-clipped-in-suv-accident/

[nfranco]

Did her SUV have Firestones?

[Mr.Goodtimes]

so thats what a girl thats never been kissed looks like....

[DrBaker]

She wouldn't need a bayonet lug on her M4.

[NinjaMedic]

Must have hit a chalkboard . . .