View Full Version : Not quite cut out for the miitary....
Littlelebowski
02-20-09, 08:16
Funny video of....anyway watch him fire the AR (http://www.maniacworld.com/not-cut-out-for-the-army.html)
k_cheerangie
02-20-09, 08:34
WTF, why doesn't he just go ahead and donate his twig and berrries to a zoo so they can chop it up and feed it some some hungry animal.
Serioulsy I do not know GIRLS that are that ****ing...............................GIRLISH.
Whatintheflying****wasthatallabout? Are you kidding me? This clown has already been emasculated. Give him a wig and a subscription to Vogue and send him the **** on!
Whatintheflying****wasthatallabout?Germany's next chancellor?
No one was wearing eye pro ... Oakleys would have helped him man up. :cool:
k_cheerangie
02-20-09, 10:20
I am not originally from this country I was born and raised for 17 years in Trinidad and if someone acted like that around me back home I would seriously beat that out of him, it is neither natural nor an imbalance of hormones that cause someone to act that way, it is just plain stupidity, at least that is what I think .
I am not homophobic, that would mean I am scared of it, I just plain do not like it.
That was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
sandman99and9
02-20-09, 11:36
Better check his panties, I think he pissed himself when he touched off that first round. 1st gun I ever shot was my brothers 12 gauge when I was 10 yrs old. Somehow he forgot to tell me it might kick a little:D Ruined my day but I was ready to shoot more soon after.
S.M.
Fake. Please tell me it's fake. I don't want to think that I breathe the same air as that... individual. :(
-B
decodeddiesel
02-20-09, 12:19
Whatintheflying****wasthatallabout?
This. God I ****ing hate TV.
Fake. Please tell me it's fake. I don't want to think that I breathe the same air as that... individual. :(
Ditto.
No one was wearing eye pro ... Oakleys would have helped him man up. :cool:
Todd, im not sure even Oakleys could turn that "guy" into a combat ninja.
Littlelebowski
02-20-09, 14:04
The mods should make this the mandatory avatar of our problem children :D
http://www.maniacworld.com/not-cut-out-for-the-army.jpg
Just....wow.
My 6 year daughter shoots my AR and doesnt cry or whine, generally I think she would like to shoot every round I have saved up.
sandman99and9
02-20-09, 14:11
THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL !!!
oops, I mean shooting.......LOL
decodeddiesel
02-20-09, 14:15
The mods should make this the mandatory avatar of our problem children :D
http://www.maniacworld.com/not-cut-out-for-the-army.jpg
hahahaha
maybe they should start those fellas out with cap guns then graduate them up to rubber band guns, no recoil or report haha
QuickStrike
02-20-09, 14:52
Ear pro would have reduced some crying, maybe... :D
No one was wearing eye pro ... Oakleys would have helped him man up. :cool:
Magsz
Todd, im not sure even Oakleys could turn that "guy" into a combat ninja.
Two pair of Oakleys would have helped him though!
-DM-
Guys, it must be fake. It's acting for the sake of television. There's some messed up people in this world, but the actions portrayed by that person in the video were in response to something very specific, like firearms. I can't take what I saw seriously as a result.
losbronces
02-20-09, 15:44
This has to be fake. Talk about overacting...
They don't speak english, but no one was translating for the drill instructor?
"very unlikely group of recruits"
"very impressed with the progress they have made so far..."
hah hah hah hah
SeriousStudent
02-20-09, 17:01
That is funny as hell.
I think my daughter was about 7 when she shot her first AR. She was shooting a Glock or Ruger 9mm when she was around 9. I think she was shooting Mom's 1911 by the time she was 12. She's 16 now, and is getting her own AR the day she turns 18.
And I will bet a large amount of money she could kick both of those guys' asses. :D
Nathan_Bell
02-20-09, 17:07
Another forum I am on had this up with the header.
"This is descended from Vikings?"
SeriousStudent
02-20-09, 17:53
Another forum I am on had this up with the header.
"This is descended from Vikings?"
Yes.
Female Vikings.
CarlosDJackal
02-20-09, 18:01
Yes.
Female Vikings.
That's an insult to all Female Vikings!! :D
I also don't think Oakley makes glasses that would fit pussies like him. :eek:
Yes.
Female Vikings.
You obviously have not read the sagas nor seen opera
I also don't think Oakley makes glasses that would fit pussies like him. :eek:
Umm... yeah they do! They make some GHEY glasses!
-DM-
That's the guy you send out in the open to "help" you spot where the enemy sniper maybe hiding. :D
The instructor being able to keep a straight face throughout the whole thing to me is the best part. I guess dont ask dont tell is alive and well abroad........
Man I was having a $hitty day till I saw that video....thanks to who ever posted the vid!
John_Wayne777
02-20-09, 20:58
I would pay money to see that guy in an LAV class.
Hell, I'd buy his tuition myself.
Nathan_Bell
02-20-09, 21:06
I would pay money to see that guy in an LAV class.
Hell, I'd buy his tuition myself.
J_W I can't stop laughing at the thought of LAV saying "Thats gay porn wrong" and having this guy get excited.
John_Wayne777
02-20-09, 21:09
J_W I can't stop laughing at the thought of LAV saying "Thats gay porn wrong" and having this guy get excited.
There are a number of Vicker-isms that would be screamingly, piss your pants, fall down on the ground and damn near pass out from laughing so hard funny in that context.
Hell, they could have an April Fool's episode of Tactical Impact...
RogerinTPA
02-20-09, 21:43
This is obviously a "Gay Intervention" by families to try to convert their non-heterosexual off spring to be "Hetero". Doesn't seem to be working though. It would be a damn funny reality show!:p
Jay Cunningham
02-20-09, 22:04
That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen and I spent six years in the Navy....
WTF, why doesn't he just go ahead and donate his twig and berrries to a zoo so they can chop it up and feed it some some hungry animal.
Serioulsy I do not know GIRLS that are that ****ing...............................GIRLISH.
DUDE! may I use this line?
Don't let "Obama" see him, he would give him a "Cabinet Position"! Hell, it might even be an "Under His Cabinet Position".
If you believe that vid, I have a toll bridge to Hawaii I'll gladly sell you.
FromMyColdDeadHand
02-21-09, 00:50
1. Germans that don't like guns is a good thing for everyone.
2. My boss is a Brit and I took him out shooting a 1911 and a P226. A pistol was absolutely foreign to him. Handguns are for bad guys in England. He took to it, but he said just holding a pistol felt very odd. He did get to shoot an Enfield .303 in gradeschool, just in case point 1 changes.
Shreiking, wailing is not an option.
Are they gay, european or both?
I sat ear pro, but no Eye pro. I hope they only had one round in that mag.
Give him a .308 next time ;)
SeriousStudent
02-21-09, 01:03
You obviously have not read the sagas nor seen opera
Hehehehe!! :D
Chad, you are correct. Female Vikings have bigger stones than that guy.
They should have had him fire a Mosin Nagant.
1. Germans that don't like guns is a good thing for everyone.
They ain't Germans. From the sound of their language and the names given they are Scandinavian. And Scandinavians are good shots. Unless they don't know where "it" goes.
2. My boss is a Brit and I took him out shooting a 1911 and a P226. A pistol was absolutely foreign to him. Handguns are for bad guys in England. He took to it, but he said just holding a pistol felt very odd. He did get to shoot an Enfield .303 in gradeschool, just in case point 1 changes.
I used to work for a software company in Utah (everyone there big hunters etc) and there was an English customer company (now a part of this SW company) that sold my employer company's SW in England. We regularly had people over from England and I/we (my bro and I) would take them out and shoot handguns, big revolvers, ARs, and Enfields and Mausers etc. They all loved that part of the trip and had a great time...
Hehehehe!! :D
Chad, you are correct. Female Vikings have bigger stones than that guy.
Unfortunately the Vikings lived 1000 years ago. No longer around. There are some true descendants of the Vikings there -- good warrior and hunter types but a lot of panty waists as well. My mom's side is all straight from Norway (and earlier Sweden) around 1900---1920. I have a bunch of reloading customers in Norway and a good friend and big gun guy and cop in Sweden. But those countries are now full of socialist pantywaists and it is getting more and more like England with regard to guns. Not there yet but getting there. Really too bad.
One interesting thing is to do a YouTube search of the "swedish women soldiers in Afghanistan". Sweden has some troops in the "safe" north and there was a 5 part TV report on them in Sweden that someone uploaded to YouTube...
In fact here is the first one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJWMg63xtFA
QuickStrike
02-21-09, 04:39
LMAO! It's from a show..
Gay Scandinavian dudes... :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGkP11NFgeY&eurl=http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=809467
Edit: can't imbed right.. :o
I would pay money to see that guy in an LAV class.
Dude, you are a genius.
I'm not sure why so many people think it's fake. I've dealt with many people in my career who were absolutely horrified of guns. I took my law school class to the FBI Academy once and they got to do some Simunition/FOF stuff with the DEA tactical instructor cadre. Only half the class showed up; the other half refused to handle firearms.
Watching the video again, the thing that really struck home for me was the fact that Bobcat Golthwaite is nordic. I never realized that.
I would pay money to see that guy in an LAV class.
Better yet, in a Super Dave class. I bet there'd be a bunch of "You're freaking me out dude!" and "You're testing my skills!" handed out.
Littlelebowski
02-21-09, 09:47
That drill instructor is from the show "Boot Camp." I had a good friend that was one of the stars on there, "DI McSweeney."
Nathan_Bell
02-21-09, 09:48
LMAO! It's from a show..
Gay Scandinavian dudes... :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGkP11NFgeY&eurl=http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=809467
Edit: can't imbed right.. :o
Aye, it is a reality show.
Is it a Zen moment when you are continually amazed at how ****ed up the world is?
He needs to go home to his monkey.
"Brokeback Recruits"
Don't let "Obama" see him, he would give him a "Cabinet Position"! Hell, it might even be an "Under His Cabinet Position".
If you believe that vid, I have a toll bridge to Hawaii I'll gladly sell you.
Thats the dream that Osama Obama has of us gun clinging, Bible hugging rednecks. So that he and his Muslim brothers can walk right in and take this country in the first four years. Instead of having Eric Holder drag it out over into his second term.:mad:
LMAO! It's from a show..
Gay Scandinavian dudes... :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGkP11NFgeY&eurl=http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=809467
Edit: can't imbed right.. :o
Un****ingbelievable. :eek:
-B
FromMyColdDeadHand
02-21-09, 13:25
He needs to go home to his monkey.
His monkey would kick, then eat his ass!
His monkey would (...) eat his ass!
Only because he trained it to ...
Gutshot John
02-21-09, 15:27
Leave Britney Alone!!!! ;)
I am not originally from this country I was born and raised for 17 years in Trinidad and if someone acted like that around me back home I would seriously beat that out of him, it is neither natural nor an imbalance of hormones that cause someone to act that way, it is just plain stupidity, at least that is what I think .
I am not homophobic, that would mean I am scared of it, I just plain do not like it.
This from a guy where they leave the chicken bones in their burritos, I mean roti ;)
John_Wayne777
01-23-10, 23:57
Funny video of....anyway watch him fire the AR (http://www.maniacworld.com/not-cut-out-for-the-army.html)
That was his war face.
I am ashamed to share a passport with this creature.
I'm gonna go shower now. :(
Belmont31R
01-24-10, 01:12
Europe is weird about guns. Some countries are very restrictive....others its easier to get cool shit than it is here. Many places cans are an over the counter item, and considered good form so ranges don't sound like a war zone.
I was stationed in Germany, and we shared a range with their mil and police. Got to shoot a lot of cool shit, and swap patches with them. I have a German HALO patch, airborne beret, and some other similar items. The equivalent of their FBI also shot there, and they knew their stuff. Dudes pull up in an Audi with a trunk full of kick ass weapons.
more info
http://www.babyfoot.dk/formats/gay-army/
CarlosDJackal
01-24-10, 07:46
WTF, why doesn't he just go ahead and donate his twig and berrries to a zoo so they can chop it up and feed it some some hungry animal.
Serioulsy I do not know GIRLS that are that ****ing...............................GIRLISH.
No freaking kidding!! We have female Soldiers in my Reserve unit who are so feminine that you wonder how they made it through Basic and AIT. The fact that they stand at just over 4-feet and petite does not help their image either.
Then they prove you wrong when they make it through Airborne Training. And they make you eat your words when they kick ass out in the field.
That is friggin hilarious!!! Thanks for posting that because it made my whole family die laughing!!! We watched it over and over hysterically laughing.
God I miss the days of when they were in the closet...
This is just wrong on so many levels.
Another prime example of an oxygen thief. I wonder what TV show the excerpt is from.
Okay, I found the show. Gay Army go figure. Now I see why there wasn't much of an issue of masculinity in ancient and industrial armies. Men like these would get killed off quickly and not poison our gene pool. Seeing these guys sickens me. You can't call them feminine either because I have seem rough man and rough women kill everything in front of them in order to survive. These guys are just to flaming over the top or European. The choice is yours.
CarlosDJackal
01-24-10, 09:27
Another prime example of an oxygen thief. I wonder what TV show the excerpt is from.
From above: Gay Army (http://www.babyfoot.dk/formats/gay-army/) :rolleyes:
The kind of person they find at home eaten by their own cats.
ForTehNguyen
01-24-10, 10:19
That was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
i rofled up a cup of lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGkP11NFgeY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2M3ykUPbjc
rickrock305
01-24-10, 10:25
wow, this is some funny sh*t. definitely wasn't expecting that scream! :D
Yes those guys are from Scandinavia....Denmark to be exact.....That definitely brightened my day!:D
I don't think they will be invading/defending their country anytime soon. Maybe they should gay down the ammo too. lol
Whootsinator
01-25-10, 08:46
On the positive side of things, maybe that 'fierce warcry' will scare his enemies away... lol
rifleman2000
01-25-10, 09:01
Then they prove you wrong when they make it through Airborne Training. And they make you eat your words when they kick ass out in the field.
:rolleyes:
That'll be the day.
Littlelebowski
01-25-10, 09:04
No freaking kidding!! We have female Soldiers in my Reserve unit who are so feminine that you wonder how they made it through Basic and AIT. The fact that they stand at just over 4-feet and petite does not help their image either.
Then they prove you wrong when they make it through Airborne Training. And they make you eat your words when they kick ass out in the field.
Airborne training isn't that hard and I saw some worthless females (as a rule though there was a couple of exceptions) there. Females just can't do what males can and they are more trouble than they're worth in my book after dealing with them in the Marines. I don't know; maybe you're not taking them for a run, don't have any pregnancies, and don't make them wear heavy packs?
ForTehNguyen
01-25-10, 09:05
i torrented season 1 on demonoid so my curiousity might get the best of me :eek:
Another prime example of an oxygen thief.
So well said, Doc. Even as an over-reacting reality contestant he is still sub-oxygen worthy.
I have seen actual livestock chickens with more dignity.
Airborne training isn't that hard and I saw some worthless females (as a rule though there was a couple of exceptions) there. Females just can't do what males can and they are more trouble than they're worth in my book after dealing with them in the Marines. I don't know; maybe you're not taking them for a run, don't have any pregnancies, and don't make them wear heavy packs?
Mmm Hmmm. I know there's females who can hang. I just haven't met them personally in the Army yet.
Belmont31R
01-25-10, 12:33
Airborne training isn't that hard and I saw some worthless females (as a rule though there was a couple of exceptions) there. Females just can't do what males can and they are more trouble than they're worth in my book after dealing with them in the Marines. I don't know; maybe you're not taking them for a run, don't have any pregnancies, and don't make them wear heavy packs?
In one unit I was in from the time we got deployment orders to the end of the deployment 75% of our females got pregnant.
IMO its a rare breed that isn't either trying to get knocked up, if they arent pregnant arent put into some admin position, or just stand there while the males work because they are female. My whole time in I knew maybe 3 or 4 that were there to actually do the job they were there to do.
On our commo teams they were a big liability with all the heavy equipment and setup we had to do in a certain amount of time. I was glad my deployment team was all male. Let the females go sit in the office, get knocked up, and GTFO.
In one unit I was in from the time we got deployment orders to the end of the deployment 75% of our females got pregnant.
IMO its a rare breed that isn't either trying to get knocked up, if they arent pregnant arent put into some admin position, or just stand there while the males work because they are female. My whole time in I knew maybe 3 or 4 that were there to actually do the job they were there to do.
On our commo teams they were a big liability with all the heavy equipment and setup we had to do in a certain amount of time. I was glad my deployment team was all male. Let the females go sit in the office, get knocked up, and GTFO.
Wait, women are in the military now?
I am not originally from this country I was born and raised for 17 years in Trinidad and if someone acted like that around me back home I would seriously beat that out of him, it is neither natural nor an imbalance of hormones that cause someone to act that way, it is just plain stupidity, at least that is what I think .
I am not homophobic, that would mean I am scared of it, I just plain do not like it.
Besides the beating part, I agree with the rest.
Another prime example of an oxygen thief. I wonder what TV show the excerpt is from.
Okay, I found the show. Gay Army go figure. Now I see why there wasn't much of an issue of masculinity in ancient and industrial armies. Men like these would get killed off quickly and not poison our gene pool. Seeing these guys sickens me. You can't call them feminine either because I have seem rough man and rough women kill everything in front of them in order to survive. These guys are just to flaming over the top or European. The choice is yours.
They're gay... how will they poison our gene pool :cool:
DeputyMend
01-25-10, 16:18
The mods should make this the mandatory avatar of our problem children :D
http://www.maniacworld.com/not-cut-out-for-the-army.jpg
Laughing Out Loud
Heavy Metal
01-25-10, 17:55
Ear pro would have reduced some crying, maybe... :D
He has plugs in his ears.
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