30 cal slut
02-24-09, 11:21
3 of my co-workers caught CCW-itis.
they caught it from me.
i think the means of transmission is getting caught surfing M4C porn at work. :D
once infected, victims begin manifesting various symptoms, which start with the asking of an endless, often repetitive serious of questions.
1. what gun for ___.
2. how do i get my ccw?
3. how do i safely store it at home?
4. where can i shoot around here?
5. where do i buy?
6. what do you have?
the disease process is progressive. one of the three infected has appeared to acquire a terminal case of EBR-itis, and has started dry humping my right leg for a spare stripped lower.
i said might part with one for a bazillion dollars....not.
i'll keep you posted, but i'm working on victim #4, and i have my eyes set on #5.
once fully assimilated, i will begin the NRA-ification of the office, and the de-Obama-izing the brainwashed. both will not be easy in this quiet haven of the liberal northeast.
muuuhahahahahahhahahahah.
being a gun owner is so much fun.
:D
p.s. i live in a shall-issue CCW state, but you can't purchase a handgun or possess one outside of the home without the CCW (can take up to six months to get). and there's a 15 day wait on long gun sales (CCW's, hunting licensees, .mil and LEO exempt). man were my 3 friends pissed off when they found out that had to wait to buy a gun.
they caught it from me.
i think the means of transmission is getting caught surfing M4C porn at work. :D
once infected, victims begin manifesting various symptoms, which start with the asking of an endless, often repetitive serious of questions.
1. what gun for ___.
2. how do i get my ccw?
3. how do i safely store it at home?
4. where can i shoot around here?
5. where do i buy?
6. what do you have?
the disease process is progressive. one of the three infected has appeared to acquire a terminal case of EBR-itis, and has started dry humping my right leg for a spare stripped lower.
i said might part with one for a bazillion dollars....not.
i'll keep you posted, but i'm working on victim #4, and i have my eyes set on #5.
once fully assimilated, i will begin the NRA-ification of the office, and the de-Obama-izing the brainwashed. both will not be easy in this quiet haven of the liberal northeast.
muuuhahahahahahhahahahah.
being a gun owner is so much fun.
:D
p.s. i live in a shall-issue CCW state, but you can't purchase a handgun or possess one outside of the home without the CCW (can take up to six months to get). and there's a 15 day wait on long gun sales (CCW's, hunting licensees, .mil and LEO exempt). man were my 3 friends pissed off when they found out that had to wait to buy a gun.