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gyp_c2
03-04-09, 17:48
...forwarded from a squid-Bud...


God's Busy

If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!!

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU .

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in he looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here I am God. I'm still waiting.' It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked, stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, 'What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?'

The Marine calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting American soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'
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sandman99and9
03-04-09, 17:52
OUT ****ING STANDING !!!!

SeriousStudent
03-04-09, 18:08
I am going to print that out and leave that on someone's desk tomorrow at work. ;)

Of course, she will accuse me, knowing I am a former jarhead.....

gyp_c2
03-05-09, 20:10
...but she can't prove it was you...
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SeriousStudent
03-05-09, 20:37
Mission accomplished.

Infil and exfil was performed successfully today, without detection by the enemy.

Target did read said joke, and multiple secondary explosions were heard.

Mr.Goodtimes
03-05-09, 21:30
that was pretty funny :D i got a thing on facebook like this about an atheist professor and stuff but it had to do with him asking god to stop the chalk from hitting the floor. i wonder if these are somethin goin around the errornet.

Mark71
03-05-09, 22:01
LMAO! Great post!

Safetyhit
03-07-09, 22:45
Is there any evidence that this actually happened, or is this the figment of someone's honorable imagination?

Gentoo
03-07-09, 23:13
Is there any evidence that this actually happened, or is this the figment of someone's honorable imagination?

Its just one of those email stories. I've seen variations of it a few times.

bkb0000
03-07-09, 23:14
internet circulars can never be proven or disproven, safety. take 'em all as jokes with morals.