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ZDL
03-20-09, 22:41
Simply great. SFW link

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0318091dog1.html

Police report is on the following pages. Brilliant.
usaffarmer
03-20-09, 22:51
WOW! Thats funny... I think. Poor Dog...
VooDoo6Actual
03-20-09, 23:04
Toby should file an abuse charge.


And having to eat Peanut Butter with Tuna.
bkb0000
03-20-09, 23:08
sounds like she found the right boyfriend.

it's so awesome that they put her picture up
hickuleas
03-20-09, 23:16
I guess a dog can be a womans best friend too! sick people
Mark71
03-20-09, 23:17
Haha OWNED!

That is just way to funny.
FromMyColdDeadHand
03-20-09, 23:22
Woman's best friend.


"Oh, crap the dog stuff is illegal? Don't look at the equistrian files then."

ADD: It is taking like 15 minutes for my post to get on threads? There was only one post when I wrote this.

She is going to have a lot of fun in prison.
ToddG
03-20-09, 23:37
http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0318091dog1.jpg

Alway treat blondes as if they are loaded.
BH1
03-21-09, 12:54
[i]Alway treat blondes as if they are loaded.

Todd, what to do with the "blondes" with the brown eyebrows?


edit to add: potentially most telling line of the report - "The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera..."
A-Bear680
03-21-09, 13:24
Nothing wrong with her that a brain , heart , and soul transplant can't fix.

OK , and a couple weeks in de-tox.

And a year on Anti-buse , just to be safe.



;)


ETA:
Almost forgot the case of Massengil.

:eek:
variablebinary
03-21-09, 15:38
The real funny part is if you saw her dolled up at your local bar on a friday night you wouldnt be wiser.

How much would it suck to get Snoopy's sloppy seconds...
ST911
03-21-09, 17:56
That's odd, usually it's pics and videos of people doing dope that are recovered, and/or the complainant's "private" photo album.
FromMyColdDeadHand
03-21-09, 23:09
Todd, what to do with the "blondes" with the brown eyebrows?


edit to add: potentially most telling line of the report - "The dog then appeared to lose interest and walked out of view of the camera..."

Sheeesh, doesn't she know to use peanut butter....

"I was so drunk..". Sobriety doesn't fix that.
exkc135driver
03-22-09, 00:58
Caninelingus, anyone?