PDA

View Full Version : Her Diary / His Diary



jmtgsx
07-30-09, 09:51
HER DIARY
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping
with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go
somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I
asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was
my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing
to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behaviour. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and
watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost
sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY


My Snowmobile wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

kornbread402
07-30-09, 10:04
Funny because we have all been there. :D

decodeddiesel
07-30-09, 10:04
That is pretty funny. :D

Dozer
07-30-09, 10:20
Awesome post. I can't even remember how many times I have been there.

The_War_Wagon
07-30-09, 10:26
If you're married (BEFORE kids), this IS life... :rolleyes:

HES
07-30-09, 11:58
Too damned funny and right on the spot.

chadbag
07-30-09, 12:19
along the same lines

http://www.unige.ch/~gander/california/relation.html

I heard this performed live by Dave and friends on Prairie Home Companion a long time ago. Was hilarious

Safetyhit
07-30-09, 12:23
Funny because we have all been there. :D


Speak for yourself. I don't own a snowmobile.

Business_Casual
07-30-09, 12:28
Yeah, no kidding. I don't have a diary.

M_P

bkb0000
07-30-09, 12:28
dont read this to your wives, gentlemen... apparently they don't appreciate simple, subtle humor.

ryanm
07-30-09, 12:30
LOL, he just needs to get his sled up. Sounds like he's got a 1980s Yamaha SRX ;)

LOKNLOD
07-30-09, 12:34
Yeah, no kidding. I don't have a diary.

M_P

If I was the type of guy who kept a diary, I'd probably be as surprised to get laid
as that guy...

Safetyhit
07-30-09, 15:38
Yeah, no kidding. I don't have a diary.

M_P



You know, that should have been my initial response. Frig the snowmobile, the diary is far more unlikely anyhow.


I would hope to own a snowmobile, but I would also hope never to own a diary.

9Y10C
07-30-09, 16:43
HIS DIARY


My Snowmobile wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

...snowmobile wouldn't start...? No wonder he was down. She shoulda known. :mad:

Safetyhit
07-30-09, 17:00
...snowmobile wouldn't start...? No wonder he was down. She shoulda known. :mad:



My thoughts exactly.